After the divorce, the boss tore off my vest with his own hands

Sheng Tingye opened the notebook with a kraft paper cover and wrote a few vigorous and powerful words on it with a pen: 'Summary of techniques for chasing girls'.

After Situ Xuan glanced at him, he almost stopped laughing.

"Second Brother Sheng, Second Brother Sheng, outsiders say you are as cold as an iceberg. Why do I think you are such a fool? The skills of chasing women can only be understood, not explained, so why do you still do it?" Did you take notes?”

Sheng Tingye said expressionlessly: "There are rules to follow in everything, and the same goes for chasing women. I will not only take notes, but I will also do linear analysis later, compare horizontally and vertically, and increase the sample data to comprehensively Judge the reasonableness and feasibility of your teaching techniques.”

"No...do you need to be so serious?"

With Brother Sheng's attitude, those who didn't know it would have thought that he was studying the rationality and feasibility of a multi-billion dollar project. Situ Xuan suddenly became very stressed.

"Everything I do is so serious."

Sheng Tingye raised his eyes, his cold eyes filled with warning: "So you'd better teach me seriously. If it doesn't work, you're doomed."

Situ Xuan felt his heart tightening.

Based on his understanding of Sheng Tingye, the man was definitely not joking.

It seems that Brother Sheng is really anxious this time. He didn't expect that this dignified little wife still has something, but Brother Sheng can manipulate her into this in just a few seconds!

"Cough cough!"

Situ Xuan cleared his throat and said seriously: "In that case, I will teach you everything I have learned in half my life. As long as you do what I say, it will be effective."

Sheng Tingye frowned slightly, his handsome face full of expectation, and urged: "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

"Before I start, I want to make it clear that I have had many girlfriends and have tried all types, so the sample is sufficient and you don't need to question my professionalism."

Situ Xuan thinks that his love history is not top-notch, but it is more than enough for Brother Sheng, who only had one relationship and was eventually dumped.

"There are two situations when chasing women. One is to spend money to chase, and the other is to spend time and effort chasing. With your and my status, [-]% of women don't need us to chase them at all. They themselves It was delivered to your door. But there is still one percent left, which we can’t catch up with money. It requires a lot of effort. Obviously... your little white ex-wife is like that, living in a dream and unaware of the sufferings of the world. , true love comes first, the type that requires you to put a lot of effort into pursuing.”

When it comes to the original intention, Situ Xuan can't help but shake his head again.

What he was most afraid of in his life were the noob types like Chu Zhixin. They would not talk to you about money, but they would talk to you about feelings. This kind of thing is the most difficult and dangerous. Once you fall into it, it will be the end of your life. disaster.

Brother Sheng's symptoms are only in the early stages now, and they are already very 'weird'. If they are going to the advanced stage, can they still get it?

Therefore, he never touches types like Chu Zhixin!

Sheng Tingye nodded in agreement: "Yes, she is like this, a fool who lives in a dream, clamoring to draw a clear line between me and the Sheng family, completely unaware of how dangerous it is outside, how can a fool like this be pursued? ?”

"It's very simple, just remember the six-character formula."

Situ Xuan had no reservations and shared generously: "One entanglement, two waves, three releases, four smashes and five closes the net!"

Although Sheng Tingye was confused, he still took notes obediently, raised his head and ordered Situ Xuan: "Explain."

"First of all, let me talk about Yitang. As the name suggests, you have to be shameless and pester the other person. There is an old saying, a brave woman is afraid of pestering her husband. You send her good morning and good night every day, take photos and share your daily life, and invite her every now and then. Dining, watching movies, listening to performances, etc. In short, I pester her all the time..."

"no!"

Sheng Tingye directly rejected the first step: "I'm not that free."

"Then what skills are you still learning? Just do it alone."

Situ Xuan added: "I don't have time for a date, but I always have time for chatting. I can send her a message saying I miss you while I'm in the bathroom. It won't delay you for too long?"

Sheng Tingye was silent.

"Can't do this?"

"Whether you can do it or not is not the point."

"Then what's the point?"

"The point is...I was blocked by her!"

"What? Are you blacklisted by Xiao Baihua?"

When Situ Xuan heard this, he couldn't help bursting into laughter: "Hahahaha, isn't it, Brother Sheng, you actually have today?"

"To shut up!"

Sheng Tingye put his hand on his forehead, feeling that his old face had been completely disgraced.

Situ Xuan bit his lip, tried hard to hold back his laughter, and said seriously: "It's okay, it's okay, we can still fix it!"