Fellow Taoist: Do you have any spiritual stones on you?
Chapter 116 Diarrhea is contagious, we are number one!
After calming down his emotions and regaining his confidence, Bao Shaoqiong respectfully handed the refined Qi Gathering Pill to President Tong and others.
After experiencing the Yin Xiushan incident, these ten senior alchemists were obviously much more cautious.
They turned over and over, checking Bao Shaoqiong's elixir more than ten times.
Seeing that he had not heard his score for a long time, Bao Shaoqiong curled his lips.
“Seniors, let’s get the test rats!
I suggest that all refined elixirs in the future be tested with test rats first, and then participate in the scoring! "
As soon as he said this, President Tong immediately showed his admiration. Who said that the Bao family's alchemist was arrogant and unsociable? Isn’t this Bao Shaoqiong very knowledgeable?
"Elder Shen, I'm afraid I have to borrow your Luoxia Sect's experimental rat!"
"What's so difficult about this? I, the Luoxia Sect, have hundreds of experimental rats. You can use them as you like!"
Elder Shen smiled boldly. He never thought that his simple words would cause a disaster for the experimental rats in Luoxia Sect's outer medicine refining hall.
"Tell me, is it possible that the Qi Gathering Pill refined by Bao Shaoqiong will also have the side effect of diarrhea?"
"Brother, what are you thinking about? A brain is a good thing, but it's a pity that you don't have one. How can such a small probability event keep happening?"
"The Wuding sect is eager for quick success and it is reasonable for this situation to occur. However, Bao Shaoqiong has perfectly inherited the Bao family's unique alchemy skills. She will never make a mistake."
"It makes sense. The credibility of the Bao family is obvious to all. There has never been any inferior elixir. The price is even more expensive than ordinary ones, but it still cannot stop the world's pursuit of it."
"..."
While everyone was talking, dozens of test rats were brought up. Bao Shaoqiong was not picky and directly chose an average-looking test rat and threw his pill to the other party.
She has absolute self-confidence and asks herself that in this alchemy conference, she has maximized her own skills and is careful in every step.
I would rather believe that I will die suddenly than believe that there will be something wrong with my elixir.
However, not long after the experimental rat ate the elixir and began refining it, familiar movements and expressions appeared.
President Tong frowned and suddenly thought of a possibility. His eyes were full of disbelief and his mouth trembled, "Give...give that experimental rat a container, I'm afraid it's going to poop!"
When it saw the container, the experimental rat immediately ran over and sat on it. There was a popping sound, and then there was a never-ending crashing sound!
The foul smell bombarded his brain, and Bao Shaoqiong was completely dumbfounded, "I...the pill I refined also caused loose stools??"
"It's impossible... This is just a test rat that appeared by chance. Maybe it has diarrhea in the first place, and it's not a problem with my pill!"
She stumbled over to the experimental rat and put her finger on its forehead.
boom--
For a moment, she seemed to have been hit by a meteorite, and she stepped back in disorder.
The vitality in the experimental rat's body continued to dissipate as the diarrhea progressed.
"How could this happen? I don't believe it!" She murmured softly first, and then roared without any image.
"Hahaha, I have diarrhea. The pill refined by this woman also has diarrhea. I am not alone!!" Yin Xiushan, who drooped his head, jumped up excitedly.
"Bao Shaoqiong, zero points!"
When the experimental rat was about to die, President Tong's deep voice sounded.
Two genius alchemists in a row refined the deadly laxative pill, which made President Tong feel heavy. Are the standards of today's alchemists so poor?
The moment Bao Shaoqiong heard the score was zero, his whole body became restless, and the confidence in his eyes disappeared.
Like a walking zombie, she gave a stiff salute to President Tong and others, and then slowly returned to the martial arts stage.
When I came to the alchemy furnace where the elixir was refined just now, I lay down on the alchemy furnace and burst into tears, heart-piercingly!
The reality is so cruel. No one cares about her crying except the Bao family alchemist who came with her.
Some alchemists who had no hope of winning the championship suddenly became energetic. With two geniuses falling at the same time, wouldn't they have a chance?
bring it on! Let the diarrhea come more violently!
Almost at the same time, everyone silently shouted this sentence in their hearts.
"Next person!"
"Guan Anchang, zero points!"
"Huang Mingluan, zero points!"
"Yan Muzi, zero points!"
"..."
Zero points see zero points again, diarrhea all the way.
After dozens of alchemists passed by, the entire martial arts arena fell into a dead silence, falling into an eerie tranquility.
"Something's wrong, recheck the alchemy furnace, spiritual fire, medicinal materials, and the formation to communicate with the spiritual fire!"
At this point, it is obvious that there is a problem in some link. Otherwise, how could it be possible that dozens of alchemists would suffer from diarrhea when refining the elixirs?
President Tong led a group of senior alchemists to rush to the martial arts stage and carefully inspect every link.
After a while, they returned to the high platform, their brows furrowed. Apparently, they had not found the problem!
"In this case, let's postpone the evaluation of the elixir for a while. I will refine it and everything will be clear!"
As soon as he finished speaking, President Tong personally went into battle. With the help of a master like him, the Qi Gathering Pill that originally took a minimum of five hours to refine was completed in three hours.
After testing, there is no problem!
"Well, it seems that the level of alchemists in this class is not good enough. Let's continue with the evaluation!"
"puff--"
"Crash-"
Next, a long and continuous period of diarrhea began!
There was a layer of disgusting smell floating in the sky. Seeing the spectacular scene of hundreds of experimental rats having diarrhea at the same time, the whole martial arts arena went crazy.
The audience was completely stunned. Is this an alchemy conference? It looked like a diarrhea conference.
"It's off the mark. So far, except for Gu Feng who scored 55 points, the others all have zero points!"
"I have never seen an alchemy competition with such poor quality. If I were allowed to participate, I might be able to win first place!"
"I can do it too!"
"Gu Feng's bold words are gradually coming true!"
"Gu Fengli won first place, only five test rats were away!"
"They all fell, Gu Feng won!"
"It turns out that diarrhea is really contagious. It's a wonder!"
"..."
All the contestants drooped their heads and looked miserable, except for Gu Feng and Yan Xixi. The latter was in the same group as Gu Feng. She was also the first. Even if she was not the first, Gu Feng's first place was enough to make her happy.
Gu Feng glanced around and said lightly: "It seems that I still think highly of you. No one can get second place!"
After that, he walked straight up to the high platform and received the reward for the first place in the alchemy competition, [-] million elixir research and development funds, and a worthless trophy.
"President Tong, you seem to be very happy to see me win first place, aren't you?"
At this time, President Tong is not in the mood to smile. He has a grimace, frowns, and is unhappy. He is worried, deeply worried about the future of the medicine refining world!
"Congratulations... Congratulations, Gu Feng. I hope you will continue your efforts and go further in your alchemy journey!" President Tong forced himself to cheer up, gave a quick smile, and said a few perfunctory words!
“We are number one!!!”
"yeah!!!"
Gu Feng and Yan Xixi raised the trophy together and shouted loudly!
Except for the Luoxia Sect disciples and spectators, almost no one applauded.
Originally, Elder Shen should be happy when Gu Feng won the first place, but this first place was too low. How could he have the nerve to cheer when he won the first place by relying on laxative pills!
The big guys on the high platform also frowned. This time they came to the alchemy conference in vain. They had diarrhea after watching the whole show. They probably couldn't eat for several days after going back.
In fact, everyone felt that there was something wrong with this alchemy conference, but they couldn't find the problem!
Elder Tong didn't bother to arrange a rematch. If this happened again, the Alchemist Guild would really lose face.
call--
"Well, in this alchemy conference, we have witnessed so many rising stars in the alchemy world, and they will all be..."
The closing speech that had been prepared long ago sounded so ironic at this moment that even Elder Tong was embarrassed to think about it, so he randomly found an elder to preside over the closing ceremony in his place.
"Xixi, let's go, let's call our friends and go to the No. [-] Restaurant to celebrate!"
"Yeah..." Yan Xixi narrowed her eyes slightly and nodded happily.
Just as the two turned to leave, a voice came from behind.
"Gu Feng, before the alchemy conference started, you arrogantly said that you would single out all the contestants?" Yin Xiushan came slowly with a dozen Houtian realm alchemists. Judging from his expression, it was obvious that he had changed from just now. He recovered from his despair.
As soon as this was said, everyone who had originally planned to leave returned to their seats.
How could I have forgotten this matter? In this alchemy competition, unless Gu Feng won the first place, those alchemists would never come to find trouble.
But it turned out that the person who won the first place was Gu Feng, and he had ruthlessly ridiculed these alchemists, which made them unable to swallow their breath.
If he goes back frustrated like this, unable to concentrate on refining alchemy, and his mind is not clear, his entire alchemy career may be scrapped.
"It's just you guys, too few, I'm not interested!" Gu Feng curled his lips and turned to leave.
"Are you scared? Are you admitting that what you said before was a fart?" Another alchemist said provocatively.
"I duel, see life and death, you are all talented alchemists, if I kill you, I will be in big trouble!" Gu Feng said sincerely.
"Do you really think that our group of alchemists have low combat power and can be manipulated at your will?" Yin Xiushan sneered.
"Since you are so confident, let's do it. Does anyone else want to participate?" It seemed that it would be impossible without a fight. Gu Feng glanced around and said loudly.
"I..."
"I..."
"And I..."
"Bao Shaoqiong, do your Bao family want to take action?"
Bao Shaoqiong drooped his head and shook his head, "I'm willing to admit defeat. I lost."
Gu Feng raised his eyes and looked up, suddenly happy, "Hey, darling, there are more than [-] Houtian realm alchemists, it seems that he has done a good job in suppressing the hatred!"
"Do you have any spiritual stones or treasures with you? My appearance fee is very expensive." Gu Feng provoked again!
"Hmph, among us, who doesn't have [-] million spiritual stones in his possession? Knowing that you love money, I'm afraid you won't be able to take it!" A Houtian realm alchemist said proudly.
"What you say is unfounded, verify your capital!" Gu Feng said while picking his ear with his little finger.
"you--"
"Open your eyes and take a good look, what is here?"
After dozens of storage rings were opened, Gu Feng hurriedly glanced at them and suddenly became energetic and said excitedly: "The fight will start soon, what are you waiting for!"
His money-obsessed look made everyone present roll their eyes.
President Tong looked amused. He turned to look at Elder Shen who was sitting beside him like an old monk in trance. His heart skipped a beat. After communicating with him via voice transmission, his expression became solemn.
"Gu Feng, give me some face and don't go on a killing spree!" Alchemists are rare, and talented alchemists are even rarer. After knowing Gu Feng's general combat power, President Tong had no choice but to lose face and plead with Gu Feng.
"Don't worry, President Tong, I know what I'm doing and I'll only kill a few people!"
"Since these people are rushing to give me money, I'll come as soon as I can!" Gu Feng confessed softly, then jumped up and rushed to the martial arts stage.
The group of alchemists also followed on the stage, and their tense momentum dispersed.
The atmosphere at the scene became lively again, and they were all thinking that it was certain that Gu Feng could leapfrog the challenge, but if the other party had so many acquired realms at once, it was a bit too much.
Chu Youhuan and others, who knew Gu Feng's combat prowess, sat together neatly, took out spiritual wine and barbecue, and started eating leisurely.
Among this group of alchemists, the strongest is only at the fifth level of acquired heaven. Facing Gu Feng who has entered the acquired realm, he is destined to deliver food!
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