Fellow Taoist: Do you have any spiritual stones on you?
Chapter 109 Diarrhea and diarrhea again!
"Success!"
When the nine Qi Gathering Pills were formed, Gu Feng couldn't help but wave his fist and roared.
Yan Xixi on the side also applauded enthusiastically, and made nine pills in one batch. Each pill was of excellent quality and had eight runes. Not only she, but even the elders of the outer medicine refining hall could not do it.
Gu Feng once again created a miracle.
"Try the medicinal properties!" Yan Xixi suggested cheerfully.
When ordinary people refine elixirs, they can basically make accurate judgments based on the runes, appearance, smell, etc., but Gu Feng is not an ordinary person.
His level of counterfeiting is top-notch, and it is basically difficult to accurately determine the efficacy of the medicine without instrument testing, and even requires the use of spirit animals to test the medicine.
In order to facilitate the detection of elixirs, Yan Xixi had already moved a compass instrument specially used to detect elixirs.
Put the elixir refined by Gu Feng into the groove of the compass, and the result appeared quickly.
"The effect of the medicine is the same as last time, one-third of that of the authentic Qi Gathering Pill." At this point, Yan Xixi's eyes were strange, and Gu Feng was also stunned.
"Why don't you let the spirit beast try it!" This was too coincidental, and Gu Feng was worried that the ridiculous side effects would happen again.
"Ok!"
Soon, Yan Xixi secretly found a test rat. By coincidence, it was the same one that had eaten Gu Feng's Bone-Xian Dan before. In order not to eat the Bone-Xian Dan, it practiced hard and miraculously. Within a few months, I broke through to the state of entraining qi.
In the end, he still didn't escape Gu Feng's clutches.
Looking at Gu Feng in front of him and the pill in his hand, the experimental rat's hair stood on end, its two short paws covered its mouth crazily, and its head shook like a rattle.
Gu Feng was a ruthless man who had caused many of his colleagues to die out of hatred. Even if they beat him to death, they would not even dare to try the elixir he refined.
"Either you try the elixir or you get the pot, it's your choice!" Gu Feng's face turned dark and he said harshly. Being disliked by a test rat greatly dampened his self-esteem.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr, the test rat swallowed wildly a few times. Although it couldn't speak, it could understand Gu Feng's threats and had a certain thinking ability. Between getting into the pot right away and trying the elixir, it firmly chose the latter. .
I saw his two front paws dancing wildly, as if he was expressing something. Yan Xixi frowned, and immediately took out a container from the storage ring and motioned for the experimental rat to sit on it.
The corner of Gu Feng's mouth twitched, his eyelids trembled slightly, and he whispered: "I will never have diarrhea this time!"
From a probability point of view, it is impossible for diarrhea to occur. How can two different elixirs and different refining materials have the same side effects?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
Gu Feng felt confident, but the next moment, he was slapped in the face.
I saw the experimental rat looking determined as if rushing to the execution ground, closing its eyes and swallowing the Qi Gathering Pill.
puff--
Just after refining for a while, there was a popping sound, and an indescribable odor floated in the alchemy room.
Looking at Yan Xixi who was holding her nose and retching all the time, Gu Feng immediately broke his guard.
How could it be that different pills have the same side effects?
It's over now. It seems that he can't get rid of the reputation of specializing in refining laxative pills.
With a dark face, Gu Feng asked Yan Xixi in a low voice, who was investigating the condition of the experimental mouse: "How is it? How is the effect? In addition to diarrhea, are there any other side effects on the body?"
"The effect is not much different from what was previously expected. At present, the only side effect is diarrhea. The real determination will not be known until the Qi Gathering Pill is completely refined!"
Being patient and enduring the stench, Gu Feng stayed in the alchemy room for twelve hours. It wasn't that he didn't want to leave, but that Yan Xixi was here and he was embarrassed to leave.
"Except for diarrhea, there are no other side effects!" After the Qi Gathering Pill was completely refined, Yan Xixi affirmed, with a weird expression on her face as she spoke.
Seeing that Gu Feng was blushing and a little embarrassed, he coughed twice and said confidently:
"Ahem, it's just diarrhea, it's no big deal. I've improved the diarrhea pill...oh, the non-qi gathering pill. It only takes an hour to refine. Each pill must produce nine. It's a top-grade mortal pill with eight runes. If it is sold, it will definitely be robbed by Qi-entraining realm disciples like Li Shan!"
Yan Xixi couldn't argue with these remarks and nodded vigorously.
A picture came to mind, the entire Lishan Mountain was stinking, everyone was sitting in the cave dwelling practicing diarrhea, and the scene of Lishan Chief Stone Elder becoming furious.
"Hehe-" She couldn't help laughing.
"Xixi, how many pills can you make at one time?"
"Five at most. This is my current limit. Normal performance is only four or three."
Hearing this, Gu Feng looked thoughtful, "Let's count my nine as three, plus your four. Do you think there is any hope of winning the first prize at this level?"
"It's not a big hope, but that's not important. The important thing is to participate!" Yan Xixi said with a smile. For her, it doesn't matter whether she wins or not. What matters is who she participates with.
"Well, let's practice some more!"
"it is good!"
Just when the two were about to make alchemy again, there was a banging sound outside the door.
I still remember that when the two of them entered the alchemy room, they activated the soundproof formation. The only ones who could break through such authority and call the door were the elders from the outer gate of the alchemy room.
"An elder is here, let me go take a look!"
Yan Xixi said simply, straightened her clothes, and quickly opened the door.
"Sister, and Elder Shen?"
The moment Yan Xixi opened the door, the two of them moved in unison, both tilting their heads and looking at Gu Feng in the alchemy room.
Elder Shen curled his lips speechlessly, while Yan Yexue stared angrily.
The two wanted to say something, but the late stench made them cover their mouths quickly.
"This Gu Feng has refined a diarrhea pill again?" Elder Shen asked in astonishment. This Gu Feng is also a talent. He can refine any elixir with diarrhea properties in his hands.
"It's not too late to change the assistant now. The list of contestants will not be reported until tomorrow! It's impossible for Lathidan to win." Perhaps because of Chu Youhuan, Yan Yexue didn't get angry this time, but she didn't lower her voice either, as if she said specifically For Gu Feng.
Gu Feng is so shameless. He has refined the laxative pill. He is in the stage of bursting with confidence and just ignores the other party's ridicule!
"Forget it, as long as Yan Xixi can show her talent in alchemy, it doesn't matter whether she wins the first place or not!" Elder Shen's idea is very simple. As long as Yan Xixi can show superhuman strength in the alchemy conference, even if he can't win the championship, it will be enough for him. The Luoxia Sect gained face.
As for Gu Feng! Just ignore it!
"Xi Xi, your sister has high expectations for you, and the Outer Medicine Refining Hall has high expectations for you...
We came to you today, not to persuade you to give up Gu Feng, but to open a small window for you to perfect your alchemy techniques so that you can perform even better at the alchemy conference! "
"Thank you, Elder Shen, and sister!" Yan Xixi replied respectfully.
Gu Feng in the alchemy room had a smile on his face. He asked himself that he had achieved his best and there was no room for improvement. Whether he could win the first prize or not would all depend on Yan Xixi's performance.
It would be great to have two masters of alchemy, Yan Yexue and Elder Shen, to guide me.
"Elder Shen, please open a small stove for me. I also want to win glory for the Luoxia Sect!" Gu Feng joked.
Elder Shen's mouth twitched, "It's good that you don't embarrass the Luoxia Sect, but I don't have the ability to guide you in refining the diarrhea pill!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a bang and the stone door of the alchemy room was closed, leaving Gu Feng alone.
"Keke, you are a professional in diarrhea pills, don't damage the reputation of the Luoxia Sect I founded!" After Yan Xixi left, Zhu Qingyan came out and taunted Gu Feng.
"Take it, go aside and make the elixir yourself!" Gu Feng curled his lips and threw out a handful of elixir. The latter walked to the corner of the alchemy room with a smile and started to make the elixir.
Gu Feng didn't know, and didn't bother to ask, why Zhu Qingyan, a scumbag in alchemy, was so obsessed with alchemy. He was clearly less talented than himself in this area!
Another slap in the face, after five hours, Zhu Qingyan miraculously successfully refined the Qi Gathering Pill!
"Look, what is a master of alchemy!" A three-leaf spiritual grass came to Gu Feng and showed off five elixirs.
"What's so great, I can refine nine in one furnace. In the time it took you to refine one furnace, I refined a total of forty-five!" Gu Feng said disdainfully.
"Yours is a Lathi Pill, and it's also a castrated version of the Qi Gathering Pill!"
"You have the ability to refine the castrated version of the Qi Gathering Pill! You can't even refine it!" Gu Feng raised the castrated version of the Qi Gathering Pill in his hand and said proudly.
This made Zhu Qingyan speechless. Gu Feng was very evil. The pills he created could not be refined by others, including her. This phenomenon was difficult to explain by any rule in the world.
"I can refine the authentic Qi Gathering Pill, so why should I refine your fake and shoddy pill that makes you have diarrhea after taking it?"
"If you can't refine it, don't beep!"
Watching Gu Feng and a three-leaf spiritual grass spraying each other, the experimental rat sitting on the vessel next to him had a look of shock on his face, as if he had seen something extraordinary.
"Lasidan!"
"How do you know if your elixir will cause diarrhea or not? It might even kill someone!"
Not to be outdone by Gu Feng, Zhu Qingyan looked at the tough-talking Gu Feng, sneered, walked straight to the experimental rat, stretched out a leaf, and handed a Qi Gathering Pill to the other person.
"Take this pill!"
The experimental rat sniffed the elixir and smelled a refreshing fragrance, with a look of enjoyment on its face.
"You'd better not eat it. If you eat my elixir, you'll have diarrhea. If you eat her elixir, you'll die!" Gu Feng said coldly.
The test rat's eyes showed disdain, but he didn't believe it at all. How could such a good pill be fatal to him?
So, under Zhu Qingyan's proud gaze, the experimental rat ate the Qi Gathering Pill without any hesitation.
"Don't sit on the utensil, my elixir will never cause diarrhea!" As she spoke, Zhu Qingyan glanced at Gu Feng proudly.
The experimental rat got it right and immediately stood up from the container.
However, at the next moment, an unexpected scene appeared. The experimental rat just stood up and turned around to close the lid of the container. At that moment, its buttocks were pulled right in front of its nostrils. Zhu Qingyan is rising towards the sky.
"puff--"
A stream of clear water envelops yellow particles and streaks of bright red, shooting out like a fountain.
This was so fast that Zhu Qingyan couldn't react at all and was directly sprayed with chills.
The green leaves were stained with yellow and foul-smelling filth.
vomit--
She immediately moved away, squatting down and vomiting.
Gu Feng stood there stunned, looking at the experimental rat with a fountain on its butt, his head buzzing.
What's going on? Why did eating Zhu Qingyan's Qi Gathering Pill make the situation worse?
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