The emperor has no heir? Whose zombie cub is it?
Chapter 34 Worship a stone as your master
Qingcheng Mountain.
The morning light is faint, and the sun is rising.
As expected, Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao, who were teleported to the edge of Qingcheng Mountain, screamed: "Wow, wow, wow! We have really been teleported back!"
"That teleportation formation is so amazing!"
Zhu Xiaobao’s eyes sparkled: “It’s amazing~”
"It's a pity that Brother Xuancheng refuses to accept us as his disciples, and he refuses to teach us! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... How on earth will Brother Xuancheng be willing to accept us as his disciples?" Zhu Dabao's little face was filled with melancholy.
Zhu Xiaobao then frowned: "How can you be willing to accept us as your disciples~"
The two looked at each other.
Then they all sighed in unison, and even the little black snake around Zhu Xiaobao's waist spit out his snake letter and sighed.
Forget it.
They'd better go home first.
After transforming into little zombies and jumping back to the zombie lair, they were pleasantly surprised to find that their mother was back, and they were overjoyed on the spot.
"mother."
"mother."
"You're back~"
"We miss you so much~"
Overjoyed, Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao squeezed into Azhu's coffin, leaning against her on the left and right, holding her to sleep together. Their little mouths were even smeared with honey, which was very sweet: "Mom."
"It's been a while since I last saw you. You're getting more and more beautiful. I've never seen a female zombie as beautiful as you. Mom, were you really not a fairy in your last life?"
Zhu Xiaobao echoed: "My mother must be the reincarnation of a fairy~ My mother was beautiful in her last life, she will be beautiful in this life, and she will be even more beautiful in her next life~"
Zombie Azhu: "..."
She didn’t want to squeeze into the coffin together, but they praised me for my beauty!
What else can she do?
Of course let them continue to praise!
do not stop!
The two zombie cubs, Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao, who sang in harmony, obviously knew how to make their mothers happy, and they simply made Azhu happy.
After praising for a long time.
At this time.
They finally got down to business: "Oh, by the way, mom, we went down the mountain to find our dad this time, but we didn't want our previous dad, so we accepted a new dad. He's so good-looking and magical, you won't be surprised. Us?"
Azhu looked at them with green eyes and asked in zombie language: "Are you as good looking as me?" >
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao shook their heads: "Of course you are not as good-looking as mother."
Azhu was satisfied: <Oh, then you can recognize me if you want. It doesn’t matter how many fathers you want to recognize, as long as I’m not beautiful! >
I thought about it.
Azhu added solemnly and in a serious tone: <Also, don’t let them know your identity as zombies. No human being can know. >
Go down the mountain this time.
Azhu finally discovered that the outside world is still very dangerous, especially the palace. I didn’t expect that there would be such a powerful Taoist priest!
She was seriously injured.
Fortunately, too.
She had recovered from her injuries before the two cubs came back, otherwise her reputation as "the most beautiful and awesome mother" would be completely lost!
snort!
and so--
Ah Zhu plans to practice hard in Qingcheng Mountain this time. He will improve his cultivation first and then jump off the cliff to become a human. This way he won't be afraid of those smelly Taoist priests!
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao, who were equally worried, nodded wildly and became more determined to learn Taoism: "Don't worry, mom, we know~"
"That's right, mother..."
They wanted to say something more, but Azhu in the coffin was already fast asleep. The two zombie cubs could only give up and fell asleep sweetly with their mother in their arms.
when Wake up.
My mother, Azhu, has already gone to absorb the essence of moonlight and practice hard.
So the two cubs went to find the one-eyed zombie grandpa. The one-eyed old zombie standing on the top of the tree in a daze burst into laughter when he saw them.
<Big~treasure~>
<小~宝~>
<You are back, I miss you so much.>The one-eyed old zombie came to them at lightning speed, and touched their little heads with stiff zombie hands.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao's mouths were like honey again: "Grandpa, we miss you so much~ We miss you every moment of the day~"
The one-eyed old zombie smiled even brighter, but it was a little scary under the cold moonlight.
soon.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao chattered and shared with the zombie grandpa what they had learned from going down the mountain: "Grandpa, we already know how to become human beings. We must have merit and golden light..."
"We even recognized our father..."
"We also robbed the Imperial Master's Palace..."
Unlike Ah Zhu who was fast asleep, the one-eyed old zombie listened quietly and patiently, and responded from time to time: "Big~Bao~ and~Little~Bao~are really great~"
Ok.
The one-eyed old zombie was happy to hear it, and Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao were also happy to talk.
All three zombies are enjoyable.
-
a few days later.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao, who had nothing to do, finally began to count the loot this time. Before counting, they had to transform back into humans, otherwise they would not be able to open the Universe Bag.
Then.
They transformed into human cubs under the shade of a tree, and even called the little black snake to be obedient. After all, it had its part in this, as it was the one who lured away the disciples.
Crash.
Crash.
Zhu Dabao opened the Qiankun bag and poured out all the contents. Soon, they were piled as high as wooden barrels in front of them, most of which were gold, silver and jewelry.
There are also some magic weapons.
and many more.
As the eldest sister, Zhu Dabao is distributing the loot evenly. Her face is strict: "Don't worry, my dear, I am the most fair and just person. I will definitely not give you less."
"So one for you, one for me, and one for my brother."
"One for my mother, one for me, and one for my brother."
"One for grandpa, one for me, and one for my brother."
"You have another one, I have another one, and my brother has another one."
……
Ok.
It’s really “fair”!
Little black snake obediently:? ? ? ?
Something felt wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
puff.
puff.
at this time.
A laughing old voice suddenly sounded beside them: "You little girl, how old are you? Why are you so naughty!"
"Who?"
"Who is speaking?"
Upon hearing the sound, Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao immediately looked around, but did not see anyone, not even a ghost. They were a little puzzled.
"here."
"I'm here, you guys, look down here." The voice sounded again. Zhu Dabao and the others looked down and finally found the source of the sound.
Ho!
It turned out to be a stone.
The stone was about as big as their small palms, round and small, with a total of five colors: red, green, yellow, white and black.
But now.
The head of an old Taoist priest with a white beard appeared on the colorful stone. He was talking blatantly. He looked very ghostly and funny, like a talking watermelon.
But now it has become a talking stone: "It turns out that it was you two little dolls who saved the old man. The old man once swore that whoever saved the old man would be accepted as his disciple. Although I can't tell how talented you are, you should be able to be a reluctant disciple. An apprentice."
He looked like you are about to thank me for becoming my teacher.
Very arrogant and awe-inspiring.
pity.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao didn't look down on him, and even rolled their eyes: "No? Who are you? Are you popular? Are you famous? Are you great? I'm very picky, and you look good You are not good-looking and old, but you still want to be our master? Are you daydreaming!"
The handsome Zhu Dabao only likes little brother Xuancheng.
Nothing else will work.
Zhu Xiaobao said that everything her sister said was right!
The white-bearded old Taoist priest said: "..."
its not right.
The plot is wrong!
He is dignified——
and many more.
Dignitant what?
In an instant, the white-bearded old Taoist priest found that he couldn't remember anything. He couldn't even remember his name? He only remembered that he had sworn to teach all the Taoist skills he had learned throughout his life to the person who saved him, otherwise his soul would be lost.
then.
The white-bearded old Taoist priest has shriveled up.
He was exhausted.
His momentum weakened, and he groveled: "Woo hoo, I was very handsome when I was young. Please, take pity on me, an old man, and let me be your master."
Zhu Dabao refused.
Zhu Xiaobao also refused.
Little Black Snake also refused.
The white-bearded old Taoist priest cried even harder now, and became even more groveling and begging for mercy: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, I know all the Taoist arts and spells, and I will teach them all to you. As long as you are willing to agree to worship me as your teacher, you can do whatever you want me to do." All is OK.”
A bright light flashed in Zhu Dabao's eyes, which was a little moved: "Do you really know all the Taoist arts?"
When he heard that there was a show, the old Taoist priest with a white beard nodded enthusiastically: "Everyone can do it."
"Is it true that you can do anything?"
"Except for things that are harmful to nature!"
Zhu Dabao looked at Zhu Xiaobao and pretended to be hesitant in thinking, but in fact the two of them were already happy and worried about where to find a Taoist master.
This is not.
Skillful.
Someone took the initiative to deliver it to my door!
"Okay, even though you are a bit older, but seeing how pitiful you are, we will reluctantly agree to let you be our master." Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao looked like they were looking at how kind we are.
The white-bearded old Taoist priest burst into tears of gratitude.
finally.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao just worshiped a stone as their master, and Little Black Snake obediently followed suit, barely becoming half a disciple.
Very satisfied with each other.
Zhu Dabao and Zhu Xiaobao: Finally able to learn Taoism! Oh yeah!
Humble white-bearded old Taoist priest: Finally, I don’t have to lose my mind anymore! Ness!
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