shock! A straight man wears a useless male and seduces His Highness

Chapter 5 The more interesting the male is, the better he is at cheating!

Third Star LAN has been a bit strange lately.

The female bugs found that many male internet celebrities stopped posting.

The live broadcast platform of "Jiabobo", which is usually not favored by male insects, has recently received an influx of many male insects.

They must have poured into a live broadcast room.

"...Isn't my data accurate enough? Yesterday, I showed everyone in the live broadcast room the backstage of the Male Contribution Bureau. This is enough to prove that I am indeed a male, and an F-level male."

"That's right, that's the one I'm holding in my hand. It's called Rehmannia glutinosa. You can brew it with hot water and drink it... Well, there are banned words at the end. Anyway, you guys know how to earn contribution points."

Only one pair of hands were exposed in the live broadcast room. They were long and slender with clearly defined joints. Soon, the camera shook slightly, as if the optical brain had been turned around.

The females peeping in the live broadcast room were nervous and shy.

I always think it sounds bad to them when Mr. Male discusses the matter of freezing/semen, but who makes the voice of Mr. Male during the live broadcast sound so nice?

As it shook, the screen went dark for a moment and then the screen appeared again.

He held up a glass of water with his slender hands, and his fingers turned pink and tender when he pressed the fingertips against the glass with force.

Well! ! !

Before they could exclaim, the camera focused on the male's chin and Adam's apple.

Gudong!Gudong!Gudong!

They couldn't tell whether what they heard was the sound of the male swallowing or the sound of their heartbeats.

It turns out that the male's Adam's apple looks like this!

Oh, I really want a kiss!

The barrage in the live broadcast room suddenly seemed to clear the screen.

"Did you see it? It's absolutely harmless. I drink it myself, and I applied for quality protection. If you place an order and receive it, if it is different from what I drink in the live broadcast room, you can complain to my account! "

"Eh? Is the StarNet stuck? Why is there no barrage?"

Jiang Wei frowned strangely. He pressed his fingers on the screen. He didn't know what he was pressing, but he saw a lot of barrage roaring towards him.

[Woo! Male Insect Sir, although I am only a female insect, I also need the glass of water in your mouth! 】

[Upstairs, I could guess what you were thinking in the second galaxy! 】

【I'm dying! I have never seen a real male insect in real life, why am I being watched this live broadcast? 】

【So annoying! Sir Ren Woxing, I am a female insect, can I buy it and drink it? 】

That's right, Jiang Wei's online name is: Let me do it, and the name of the live broadcast room is - If you do this, the male insect, the female insect will love you and be obsessed with it -.

He probably figured something out after seeing these strange barrages.

He has been broadcasting feelings for a long time, and all the people watching the live broadcast are females?

However, the female Rehmannia glutinosa itself can also drink it, so he saw a business opportunity: "Of course, the female worms can also drink it, but now there are 3780 worms in the live broadcast room, and I only have 100 Rehmannia glutinosa, so let's try our hands faster."

After he finished speaking, he said, "I have set up the priority purchase for Mr. Di Huang. After all, Mr. Dihuang Male needs it more."

Just as he was talking, the barrage on the screen suddenly cleared. Jiang Wei raised his eyebrows and looked at the small crackle on the screen that sounded like a cannon.

I have to say that the Zerg carnival is also very unique.

Which boss gave him a gift?

"Thank you to the for the sniper."

It’s so chic, the online name is confident, and the gift is magical.

This man should be a real boss. When Jiang Wei wanted to introduce Rehmannia glutinosa again, he gave Jiang Wei 9 more "anti-snipers".

At this time, Jiang Weicai's expression changed.

If an anti-sniper has 1000 contribution points, he will give away 10 of them.

You should know that normal male worms donate only 200 worms once a month.

"Thank you to for sending me 10 snipers! Thank you!"

Tsk, he set a contribution value of 50 for one serving of Rehmannia glutinosa, but if 100 copies were sold, the contribution value would only be 5000.

At this time, in a luxurious manor on Noble Star, the silver-haired young insect was sitting upright and looking at Guang Nao seriously.

He was wearing a complicated and exquisite suit, and if you look closely, it was embroidered with mysterious and looming silver patterns.

"Master Calais, your uncle will be here in five minutes."

Shaochong frowned and asked the butler: "Butler, you came to see my optical brain. Why do you prompt me for authentication?"

The butler looked at it intently, and then said in shock: "Master Calais, how come you have logged into the external star network? The master said that you are not an adult yet and you should not look at the external star network!"

Shao Chong said: "It doesn't matter if the housekeeper doesn't tell me about Xiong's father. I just reward the anchor with the contribution value. Why should I be restricted and certified?"

The butler's eyebrows trembled: "It's no good if you don't tell the master. The high-consumption star network will directly contact your guardian insect before it becomes an adult. I'm afraid that the master's optical brain has already received the notification."

The young insect was depressed: "The male insect in this live broadcast looks very interesting, at least more interesting than the males I have seen. I hope the female father will not turn off my external network."

"Little Calais?"

"Uncle!" Kaku's silver eyes lit up instantly when he saw his uncle arriving.

He happily stood up and ran over. At this time, he no longer had the reserve that a noble insect should have, but was completely naive in line with his age.

Child caught him, pinched his armpits with both hands, lifted him up gently and easily carried him around a few times.

The manor was instantly filled with Shao Chong's giggles.

After playing around for a while, Child put him down.

"What was Calais talking about when I came here? Why did I hear you talking about male insects?"

Jia Lai blushed: "Uncle! I heard from Father Xiong that you were in the third galaxy. Father Xiong didn't let me disturb you, but I missed you too much, so I entered the star network of the third galaxy by myself."

Child raised his eyebrows: "The larvae cannot access the external network by themselves. There are many scammers on the star network."

Kaku lowered his head in embarrassment: "Uncle, have I been deceived? I saw a live broadcast on the LAN of the third galaxy that was very interesting, and the voice was very nice."

Before the banquet started, Child accompanied Calais and clicked into the male insect's live broadcast room again.

"Of course, Rehmannia glutinosa has been sold out this time. Please wait for my notification. I will continue the live broadcast in 3 days. Everyone who placed the order will receive delivery from Galilee within a few hours. Well, bye!"

As soon as the two entered the live broadcast room, they heard Jiang Wei's concluding remarks.

The screen showed that the anchor had gone off the air. Kaku looked at Child curiously and asked: "Uncle, what is male worm syndrome?"

Child's hands shook.

"Where did you know this word?" He said, glaring at the butler: "How did you take care of him? Or is the insect waiter from Bank Di coming to harass Calais again?"

Bankpipe is Child's male brother. He is an SS-level male. As soon as he became an adult, he formed a contract with a female from the noble Galilean family, and soon gave birth to Calais.

In addition to the female insects of the Galilee family, there are many insect attendants on the shore flute. In addition to Calais, there are countless insect cubs.

But except for Calais, other bugs, even the bug cubs of Andi, are not qualified to live on the Noble Star.

But those insect servants can come to Noble Star to stay with An Di for a few days every month.

This also gave them an opportunity to curry favor with the heir of the Galilee family!

"Uncle, don't be angry. I just listened to what the host said and it has nothing to do with the housekeeper!"

The housekeeper was frightened into a cold sweat by his coercion.

Doesn't this guy look like he's been seriously injured and is about to die?

Child was afraid of scaring Calais. He thought to himself, what a third star, full of such annoying males!

"Noble larvae should not deal with weak males, you know? The more interesting the males are, the more likely they are to deceive others."

Child's remaining tenderness was given to this little guy.

"Your Highness, the banquet will begin soon."

When the Insect Guard came to report, Child helped Calais straighten his tie and said, "Let's go, little Calais."

Kaku nodded with admiration. His little insect brain completely forgot to ask if his uncle's illness was cured.

Today's banquet was as boring as usual. When Child entered the banquet hall, the eyes of the entire banquet hall turned around.

Their eyes flashed as they watched him holding the little heiress of the Galilean family in his hand.

"I didn't expect that Child wouldn't give up. I heard that he had given up on himself and ran away to a third galaxy."

"With a female insect that has no ability to lay eggs, even His Highness the Insect Lord, no male Insect Lord will be willing to form an insect contract with her."

"His Royal Highness Findlay has filed a protest against the Insect Society to deprive Child of his right to inherit the Insect."

"Hey, there's something good to watch. Reliable news is that Child was exposed to pheromones by a C-level male. His glandular system collapsed and he is now struggling to hold on."

The female insects who spoke came from several nobles, and they were the heirs of several nobles.

The nobles who live a luxurious and luxurious life have been dissatisfied with Child's cold and hard style for a long time.

If Child becomes the Insect Emperor, nobles like them will never have a good life.

"Stop talking, Mr. Andi is here."

"Your Excellency's Insect Attendant Shu Li proposed to change the venue for this military academy competition. What do you think?"

"Shu Li's family is not even considered a low-level noble. He definitely wants to put this military academy competition on his family's planet. Tsk, he is so poor."

"Go away."

Here, Bank Di handed Child a glass of wine and asked with concern: "Child, how is your insect body? Findlay said that your glands have collapsed and you have protested to the insect association to deprive you of your inheritance qualification. What do you say? "

Child didn't care much: "Insect society? As long as there is no 100% proof that I can't lay eggs, I will still inherit the insect. Findlay had better pray that I die early, otherwise it will be absolutely impossible for him to want to be the insect emperor." .”

After listening to this, An Di raised his glass to him: "I feel relieved if you say this. I think my insect attendant will propose changing the venue for the military academy competition later, and you will have no objection."

Child's face turned cold: "Kishui! The military academy competition is not a place for your insect servants to have fun."

An Di glanced at the field with dignity: "This is not a place for Gabi to play."

Child followed his line of sight, and in the field was Gabby, the female father of Calais, followed by a male and two females.

Next to him is the well-behaved Calais.

This pair of insect husbands have been making trouble for everyone in the world since they signed the insect contract.

This time, I actually set my sights on the military academy competition!

An Di raised his hand gently, and saw a huge optical brain screen appear in the hall: "Thank you all for coming to the banquet today. I have already reported the upcoming military academy competition to the insect meeting, and many adjustments have been made to the venue."

"This time I have selected 10 planets from the interstellar world that are suitable for the competition. You will vote for three of them first, and then the optical brain backstage will randomly select one as the final competition venue."

All the insects in the field looked at Gabi with interest. His private planet that had held the competition for many years was not on the candidate list.

On the contrary, 5786, the home planet of the new Insect Warriors, is on the list.

Because of Kishidi's suggestion, the atmosphere at the banquet suddenly became tense.

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