shock! A straight man wears a useless male and seduces His Highness

In a luxurious mansion in the first galaxy.

The young master was lying on the bed bored and brushing his brain.

His name is Danny, a female of the Donald family. She was born as an S-class, with a noble status and a good background. When he reached his age two years ago, he took the initiative to apply for the Empire's First Military Academy.

He is currently a third-year student at the First Military Academy.

According to the usual time, today should be the opening day of the military academy.

But because the time for the military academy competition was determined too late, they, the military females, trained at school throughout the holidays. They were able to rest only after the location of the competition was determined.

"Star 5786, what a lousy place, it takes three days to get there by starship." Danny complained.

He quickly entered the pupil permissions on the optical brain, and the villa's network was changed from the First Galaxy Network to the Interstellar Network.

"Huh, let me see what's fun outside."

After connecting to the interstellar network, the interstellar network was a bit stuck. He waited for a few seconds and quickly adjusted the LAN to the third galaxy star 5786.

"This planet is too stupid. There is only one university. Tsk," he flipped through the various live broadcast rooms with a look of disgust on his face. "Damn it, the male bug of 5786 is so annoying."

"Master Danny, please don't say bad words to Mr. Male Insect, or you will be punished." The voice of the robot insect appeared suddenly and officially.

Danny snorted coldly: "No. 5786, stop talking nonsense. I can say whatever I want in my own home. The male bug of [-] is an eyesore!"

Robot Bug No. [-] was short in stature, and his two red eyes flashed a few times: "Please note, please note that offending the male bug sir will result in a maximum penalty of..."

Danny was impatient to listen to its chatter and threw it away.

When he came back, there was a voice talking in his head.

The voice was pleasant and a little deep. Danny looked to the left, and it showed that this was the live broadcast room of a male insect.

"Ming Shouwu also has the effect of growing hair and replenishing Qi. It can be used by both female and male insects."

Danny looked at the short blond hair falling on the blue sheets with a heavy gaze, his eyes were frighteningly bright.

Soon, Danny spent 120 contribution points because of a pleasant voice.

"Ding." As soon as he finished his consumption, his StarNet account received a private message from the Third Star account.

"Does 5786 Star also have my fans? Haha, I didn't expect that I would be so popular."

In addition to being a noble bug, Danny is also a slightly famous Internet celebrity in the interstellar world.

When he was not in school, he had been sharing the daily life of the aristocrats of the first galaxy.

After attending the First Military Academy of the Empire, when he was busy training, he would also share the daily life of the First Military Academy.

However, he was still alert, his face was not shown in the video, and his vest was still hanging on.

He entered the private message with a careless smile on his face, wanting to see which little fan it was...

[Hello Mr. D, I saw your video on Xingwang and I really want to cooperate with you. I have an anti-hair loss potion here, which is suitable for you who love hair loss. Of course, your blonde hair is very beautiful.

If you are willing to cooperate with me, I will pay Mr. D 1000 contribution points and I look forward to your reply. --Let me do it. 】

The only light source in the room was Danny's optical brain, and the faint light emitted from the optical brain made his face look very strange.

After a while, an angry shout came from the room: "You idiot, let me do whatever you want, which fucking eye did you see that I lost my hair! Take off your male father's hair!"

"Damn males! What kind of bastard males are these on the third star! Damn it!"

"You can call the male worm whatever you want, it's a disgusting name! Damn it, when I get to the third star, I'm going to kill you!"

"Master Danny, please be careful with your wording. Insulting Mr. Male Insect can result in a maximum sentence of twenty years in prison."

"No. [-], get out!" Danny cursed for a long time and finally stopped. Soon he thought of something and his face went blank for a while.

not good!

He hurriedly clicked on the backend and saw a product waiting to be shipped. The name was - Polygonum multiflorum.

And the merchant was exactly what he had just scolded: "Let me do whatever I want".

"Damn it, it turns out that the live broadcast of the male insect I watched just now was all about letting me do whatever I wanted. Damn it, you stupid male insect, his voice was so ugly!"

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and he quickly returned the piece of crap he had photographed, and also clicked on the report button.

What a scammer, damn it!

He closed his eyes and slumped on the bed with his mind wide open.

But when the insect exposed his hair loss, he was still a little shocked and confused.

Just because hair loss has almost become a genetic inheritance in their entire family.

Starting from the first head of the family, Donald, the most prominent genetic trait in the family tree photos is baldness.

Perhaps due to the poor overall environment in the interstellar space these years, Danny's female father was only forty and had already lost half of his blond hair.

"Damn liar!" Danny muttered.

Rich people like the Donald family spend nearly [-] million on research and development of hair products every year, but there is still no progress in hair loss in the Donald family.

How could a poor male from the third galaxy have products to prevent hair loss?

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After Jiang Wei sent a private message to the blond Mr. D, he still received no reply.

What's even more disappointing is that one of the ten pieces of Polygonum multiflorum he finally sold was returned by the buyer.

"Selling goods through live streaming is not that simple. Logically speaking, customers who have bought Rehmannia glutinosa should know that what I sell is very effective."

"Don't those people lose their hair?"

Forget it, Jiang Wei immediately gave up on the blond Mr. D. The next person he wanted to cooperate with was a long-haired female from the second galaxy.

He followed the same example and copied the text and changed the beginning to send it to the sub-girl of the second galaxy.

While waiting, he received a message on his Agricultural University Student APP.

It was Jiang Di, a female teacher majoring in medicine, who sent him a notice to join the group.

Teacher Jiang Di: [Dear Mr. Fleiss, this is our medical professional group. The females in the group are very much looking forward to Mr. Fleiss joining. Of course, if it is not convenient for you to join the group, then I will work with you alone in the future. Your communication. 】

Jiang Wei immediately replied: [Teacher, don’t bother, I’ll join the group right away. 】

Group member 653. After Jiang Wei entered, the group was very quiet. He didn't pay attention. He quickly set the group to do not disturb and exited the Agricultural University APP according to the habit of his previous life.

He frowned and browsed through various videos of Internet celebrities.

Why is the interstellar insect different from the internet celebrity in his previous life? Is 1000 contribution points too few?

'Ding. '

Guang Nao sent a private message, Jiang Wei's eyes lit up, he sat upright and clicked on the private message.

It's the blond Mr. D.

[Send the anti-hair loss potion to this address. After I try it and it works, I will consider cooperating with you. However, if your potion is a scam, I will complain and report you! 】

Ren Woxing: [Please rest assured Mr. D! My potion is absolutely useful. Once you try it, you will know that I am definitely not a liar. I look forward to your feedback! 】

A certain golden bug in the first galaxy sneered: "Let me do whatever you want, you're dead!"