Exile at the beginning: Take the system and sister-in-law to farm
Chapter 44 Mr. Yun is so naughty!
Liu San was startled.
Just run away.
He thought the lioness was using her crossbow, so he took the opportunity to do something evil, but he didn't expect that the lion's physical strength was beyond his imagination.
The lioness suddenly opened her huge mouth and bit Liu San's crotch.
Liu San was caught off guard, his pupils widened, he howled miserably, and the long sword in his hand fell to the ground.
"Tear..."
The lioness tore off Liu San's crotch bloody as if she was digging her anus.
Liu San let out another miserable cry, and the intense pain caused him to faint instantly.
The lioness swallowed the thing in her crotch in one gulp, turned around and ran away with a fierce look on her face.
This sudden scene startled everyone around.
Especially Zhao Wu and Sun Mao next to them.
They were the closest to the lioness and thought that the lioness would turn around and hunt them. Who would have thought that she would tear off the arrogant Liu San's crotch in a bloody manner.
The male lion and the female lion retreated, leaving behind the corpse of a male lion, the corpses of two female lions, the corpses of two government officials, and Liu San's half-dead body.
Zheng Ba gasped violently and looked back at Liu San lying on the ground.
If Yan Yun and Leng Xizhi took action, they would definitely kill all the lions present, but Yan Yun did not take action and Leng Xizhi did not take too many actions.
This battle belongs to the government officials and has nothing to do with them unless there are lions besieging them.
Or... Zheng Ba is in crisis.
Yan Yun saved Zheng Ba's life. Zheng Ba did not care about the life and death of the government officials. Instead, he came to Yan Yun, clasped his hands in his fists and said, "Thank you so much, brother, for saving me just now. Zheng Ba has no repayment. I will never forget it!"
Yan Yun giggled and said: "Hehe...it's okay! Hehe...it's okay!"
Zheng Ba knew that Yan Yun was a fool, so he didn't say much. He stood up and came to Leng Xizhi and said, "Mrs. Leng's martial arts skills are superb. Zheng Ba admires her greatly! I've been busy just now!"
Leng Xizhi handed the ghost-headed sword to Zheng Ba.
Zheng Ba hesitated and said: "The crisis on the grassland has not been resolved yet. You should keep this knife with you! Just in case something happens!"
Leng Xizhi shook his head, turned his gaze to the sword beside Liu San, and said coldly: "A sword is not as good as a sword! His life is not guaranteed!"
Zheng Ba looked at Leng Xizhi's eyes, glanced at Liu San, then thought of something, subconsciously tightened his legs, nodded slightly and said, "Okay!"
Say it.
Zheng Ba walked towards the bodies of the other two government officials.
One lost his head.
One lost his head and arms.
Zheng Ba shook his head and sighed: "Dig a hole on the spot and bury these two guys! We can't let our brothers' bodies be exposed in the wilderness!"
"Where's Liu San?" Niu Bing calmed down and asked with a frown.
"Let's dig a hole for him too!"
Zheng Ba responded, and then cursed with some annoyance: "There is something wrong with your brain! The lion has retreated, and we still want to chase and kill it! Do you really think that this person is made of mud? If it weren't for the brothers who risked their lives to restrain him, Liu San would have I don’t know how many times I’ve died! It’s all your own fault. If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die!”
Zheng Ba looked like he hated steel that cannot be made from iron.
From angering Yan Yun to angering the lioness, which one is not his fault?
Liu San woke up in severe pain.
He struggled and shouted: "Captain...save me...captain...save me...I don't want to die yet..."
Yan Yun chuckled, and in his stupidity, walked up to Liu San and mocked: "You don't even have a bird, but you are still a hammer! Living is a waste of air!"
Yan Qing'er was amused by Yan Yun's words and couldn't help laughing. She jumped to Yan Yun's side and asked curiously: "Uncle... what is a bird..."
As soon as these words came out, a blush suddenly appeared on the eldest lady's beautiful cheeks.
The other women all blushed in shame and lowered their heads.
"Qing'er... come back quickly!" The red clouds were flying all over the sky, but the eldest lady's thin lips were shouting for Qing'er to come back.
Isn't this embarrassing?
"Yes! Third uncle, Xue'er is also very curious, what is a bird... Why can't we live without a bird?" Yan Xue'er also walked over curiously.
Looking at the innocent expressions of the two of them, Yan Yun's head was as big as an ox's.
This Nima.
How to explain this!
"Uncle...is there any bird on Xue'er's body?" Yan Xue'er asked blankly.
As he spoke, he pulled off his clothes.
Yan Qing'er was just like a curious baby, waiting for Yan Yun's reply.
Niu Zhi and Zhao Wu on the side had their faces turned red from suppressing their emotions.
Zheng Ba almost felt internal injuries.
Yan Yun touched his head and said with a silly smile: "The bird on his body fluttered and fluttered... and flew away! Hehe... so... he has no birds anymore!"
"Oh! Did the bird on my body fly?" Yan Qing'er planned to get to the bottom of it!
"puff……"
Liu San was so angry that he spurted blood from his mouth, and then roared angrily: "Yan Yun... I swear to kill you..."
The sound stopped suddenly before it fell.
Liu San is dead! !
"Qing'er... come back!" The eldest lady's eyes were filled with anger.
"Xue'er, come back too!" The third lady's soft eyes showed a rare hint of anger.
The two sisters-in-law glared at Yan Yun fiercely.
Yan Yun chuckled, touched his head, and returned to the main army.
The old housekeeper sighed and said, "Oh! Mr. Yun is so naughty!"
"Oh! Then Grandpa Butler, tell me what a bird is. Are there any birds on us?"
"Uh..." The old housekeeper's tone paused, and his old face showed a bit of embarrassment.
"Giggle..." Shu Xin laughed heartily.
Hongtao covered her mouth and smiled.
"Hey...Mother...have you eaten anything today?" Yan Xueer suddenly turned her attention to the lion lying on the ground.
Her small eyes glowed golden, and laughter flowed from the corners of her mouth.
"Uh……"
Everyone was caught off guard by her sudden change of topic.
Yan Yun hurriedly took over her words and said with a silly smile: "Of course! Later, the third uncle will bake a lion leg for you two each! Let you eat until you are full!"
"Wow! Third uncle is so nice!" Yan Xueer flew into Yan Yun's arms.
Yan Qing'er rushed over without hesitation.
Two little girls and a pair of happy birds added a bit of fun and comfort to the already depressing team.
Zheng Ba didn't seem to feel sad about the sacrifice of the two team members.
He was used to this scene.
After so many years and being escorted so many times, the death of his enemy beside him had already made him feel numb.
Every time he goes through a battle, he can only use his greatest ability to keep everyone alive as much as possible.
But if you can't survive, it can only be said that your life is at this point, and no one can blame you.
From the moment I became a government official, I was destined to have my head in my belt and be ready to die at any time.
After Liu San died, Zheng Ba picked up the long sword from his side, wiped the blood on the sword's edge with his clothes, stood up and came to Leng Xizhi, handing it to Leng Xizhi with both hands.
Leng Xizhi's swordsmanship is superb and his agility is strong. If he wants to kill him, he can't dodge it at all.
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