Returned to the Song Dynasty and became a faint king

In the first game, brothers Su Shi and Su Che were convinced that they lost.

So they started the second competition, and Su Shi confidently wrote a poem: (Qianqiu Sui)

Light frost invades the green. The hair is still fresh. Crown straight seam, scarf banner. The beauty took pity on me, and she wore a hairpin with yellow chrysanthemums in her jade hands.

The autumn dew is heavy, and the pearls fall off the sleeves with lingering fragrance. The person sitting on it is like jade. Flowers reflect flowers and slave meat. Bees and butterflies fly in confusion, chasing each other.

Even if people are healthy next year, it will be difficult to return to this meeting. You must look carefully, the moon will come late and the silver candle will appear.

Bao Zheng calmly picked up the pen and wrote a poem: (Book Duanzhou County Zhaibi)

A pure mind is the root cause, and a straight path is the body's strategy. Good work will eventually build a building, and fine steel will not serve as a hook.

Rats and birds are happy when the warehouse is full, but rabbits and foxes are sad when the grass is gone. There are lessons in the history books, don't bring shame to those who come.

When we looked at these two poems, we couldn't tell the winner for a while. Su Shi read the words written by Bao Zheng and was greatly impressed. Bao Zheng admired Su Shi's words very much after reading them.

In the end, it was agreed that this game would be a draw. After hearing this, Bao Zheng did not agree. He took the initiative to admit defeat. He felt that the poetry written by Su Shi had a higher artistic conception than his own. So Bao Zheng lost the second game!

Bao Zheng's uprightness and magnanimity immediately conquered the two brothers Su Shi and Su Che. The two of them looked at Bao Zheng with admiration. These two beautiful little ladies were so cute. They were really two fans.

In the third round, Li Qingzhao asked questions, and Bao Zheng, Su Shi, and Su Che rushed to answer the questions to see who got the most correct answers.

After getting ready, Li Qingzhao started to ask questions! What Li Qingzhao actually produced was the multiplication on the multiplication table. Every time Li Qingzhao finished asking a question, Bao Zheng would tell him the answer. An angry Li Qingzhao announced that he had given up!

Looking at Li Qingzhao gritting his teeth, I said to the four of them: Do you know how to multiply two-digit numbers and multi-digit numbers? They shook their heads after hearing this.

I was secretly happy that I could finally show off myself. The Song Dynasty still used numbers like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, and nine. It would be very inconvenient to teach them multiplication.

So I taught them the Arabic numerals of later generations, and the four little prodigies knew it immediately. Being their master is such a sense of accomplishment! Everyone can get a perfect score.

Then I taught them multi-digit multiplication, and they learned division by analogy! It seems that the peat people don't give them anything real. They don't know how many eyes the Dragon King has.

So I took up my pen and plagiarized the song "Shui Tune" written by Su Shi before! (Water Melody Songtou)

When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I wonder what year it is today in the palace in the sky? I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. Dance and figure out the shadow, how does it seem to be in the human world! Turning around the Zhu Pavilion, looking down at the door, the light shines without sleep. There shouldn't be any hatred, so what's the point of being reunited when we say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, partings and reunions, and the moon waxes and wanes. This is a difficult thing in ancient times. Nung, moon and new moon.

When the four of them saw it, they were astonished. Everyone looked at me with admiration. Brothers Su Shi and Su Che immediately kowtowed to me and became my disciples!

I was extremely happy to see brothers Su Shi and Su Che, who had red lips and white teeth and were upright, kowtow to me. From now on, my disciples must have good looks and talents. When I was getting carried away, Li Qingzhao secretly hid the song I wrote (Shui Tiao Song Tou) in his chest.

I helped up two brothers, Su Shi and Su Che, and gave each of them a hundred taels of silver. From now on, my disciples will throw money at them, so that they will treat money like dirt in the future. Let them say loudly in the future: I am not interested in silver, I don't like silver.

I was so happy and ready to take them to play. But he was stopped by Li Qingzhao! Li Qingzhao said: I haven't competed yet! After hearing this, I said: You don't need to compete. Let the eunuchs take you back later.

After hearing this, Li Qingzhao said angrily: No, I must compete with you. Compete with me? That's even worse, I'm definitely no match for you! I thought in my mind. Compared with memory, it will kill me! I recited one poem for five days. If it weren't for the strict control of the teacher at that time, I might not be able to memorize even a few poems.

Even worse than poetry. I only have a few poems that the teacher forced me to memorize, and I used one less poem. I still have to keep it for show-off! Who knows what the final match will be? I guess she won't compete with me. That girl is so clever that she might fall into her hands. Absolutely no comparison.

So I whispered to Li Qingzhao: Little sister, please stop making trouble! I don’t accept female disciples. Just go back! When you have someone you want to be your disciple in the future, how about you tell me and I will order him to accept you as his disciple?

After Li Qingzhao heard this, she blinked her big eyes and said: Your Majesty, is this true? I immediately said righteously: I am a man of golden words. If anyone dares to refuse me, I will send him to prison.

After hearing this, Li Qingzhao jumped up and said: This is great, the emperor should issue the decree now! I'm going to be your apprentice. Damn it, you dug a big hole for me.

I originally wanted to bring her and Bao Zheng together! Let her be Bao Zheng's good wife. It's a pity that she doesn't like Bao Zheng, and Bao Zheng doesn't like her either. What's more, she is two years older than Bao Zheng, so it's not too inappropriate. So I gave up the idea, but she didn't want to!

After hearing this, I said helplessly: I have already told you, I do not accept female apprentices. After hearing this, Li Qingzhao immediately said firmly: No, you just said it yourself. Whoever I like is my teacher, and I can’t keep my word.

Then Li Qingzhao turned back to Bao Zheng and Ersu and said: Did you three also hear it? Bao Zheng and Er Su nodded immediately, and Bao Zheng also said: Master, you have such good words and cannot break your words. Bao Zheng will pay the price for these words later.

Seeing the three apprentices looking at me with disdain, I had no choice but to say: What do you want to compete with? Explore the bottom first to see if you have any chance of victory.

After hearing this, Li Qingzhao said confidently: In the first game, roll the dice, and whoever gets the higher number wins. In the second drinking competition, whoever drinks more will win. In the third game, there will be a competition of throwing pots. Whoever throws the pot accurately wins. Do you dare to compete with me?

Peat, who are you looking down on? I said loudly: I took it! Then I called Shao Chengzhang and asked him to prepare a pair of sieves, two jars of wine, and finally the throwing pot.

Soon Shao Chengzhang had the sieve, royal wine and throwing pot ready! Li Qingzhao and I sat on opposite sides. Li Qingzhao grabbed the dice in his hand and said, "I'll go first."

I didn't fight with her and let her come first. I thought about how many gambling schemes you, a little girl, have? My (Emperor’s Bible) has cultivated a lot of Qi! Use Qi to control the dice, and you can't even think about winning. Otherwise, why would I agree to bet with you?

Li Qingzhao picked up the big bowl with the sieve on it and started shaking it. After a few huffs and puffs, Li Qingzhao put it down and saw that the three sieves in the middle of the plate were all six o'clock. Brothers Su Shi and Su Che jumped for joy when they saw it. Sister Li won! Li Qingzhao touched their heads with a proud look on his face.

The peats are really two traitors, and I am still my great disciple Kou Zhun. Neither of them cheered. Wait a minute and I'll be slapped in the face by Bao Heizi!

I looked at them and said, "Master, I haven't shaken it yet!" Why did your sister Li just discuss it? After hearing this, Li Qingzhao immediately said: I'm already eighteen o'clock, how do you compare? Even if you can get it to [-], you still lose!

I sneered and said: I didn’t shake, how do you know what time I shook? After hearing this, Li Qingzhao said: Then shake it! I guess how long can you shake it to?

I picked up the big bowl and shook it! I used my chi to split a dice in half, and it just turned into three sixes and one one.

I confidently put the dice on the table and said to Li Qingzhao: Open it and take a look. After hearing this, Li Qingzhao immediately opened the bowl! She opened it and said: The emperor is cheating. You can't count. The two brothers Su Shi and Su Che chuckled after looking at it, with silly looks on their faces.

Bao Zheng stretched his head and looked at it and said: Master, you are cheating. I was so angry that I couldn't speak. I hit Bao Zheng on the head and cursed: "Shut up if you don't know how to speak."

Bao Zheng covered his head and took two steps back. Li Qingzhao laughed loudly and said: Your Majesty, your disciples say you lost, just admit it! I gave in after a little thought! There is no need to argue with him anymore!

If I can't beat a twelve-year-old girl in the next drinking competition, I'll kill her with a piece of tofu.

In the third game of pot throwing, I have invincible Qi and it is impossible not to win. So I gave up on this one.