Returned to the Song Dynasty and became a faint king

Last night I fought with Zhao Gou's soul for most of the night, and then with his wife for most of the night, and finally read all of Zhao Gou's memories. When I was sleeping in a daze, I heard someone calling softly: It's time for the emperor to get up, it's time for the morning court!

I turned over and went back to sleep. Who the hell is talking nonsense without sleeping? At this time, Qin Yao, who was lying next to me, was awakened. She said to the eunuch who called me: "Step back and prepare toiletries. I will call the emperor." When the eunuch Lan Gui heard this, he quietly withdrew!

Qin Yao hugged me from behind, and the two peaks bumped my back. Then she put her mouth close to my ear and whispered softly: It's getting late, Your Majesty, it's time to go to court. Xue'er, don't make trouble, I still want to sleep! Let’s find a job tomorrow, I murmured to myself. Qin Yao didn't understand it either, but Xue'er heard it clearly. She thought it must be that foxy girl who seduced me again. I'll check carefully later that the palace maid's name is Xue'er.

Qin Yao got a little angry, so she shouted loudly: It's time for the emperor to get up and go to court. This time it woke me up. I looked back at Qin Yao and immediately remembered that I am the emperor, and the emperor is me! Get up quickly and get ready to change your clothes and go to court. We have to rescue Yue Fei today!

After I got up, the palace maids and eunuchs immediately washed and changed my clothes. It was really a life of drunkenness and ecstasy! After a while, I was dressed up by a group of them. At this time, the eunuch Lan Gui was waiting at the door.

This morning he served me in court. Looking at Lan Gui, who has been serving Zhao Gou since he was a child, I know that he is no longer the Lan Gui he used to be. He has become the traitor Lan Gui. Like Zhao Gou's other great eunuch Kang Lu, he had already transformed into a traitorous minister. This reminds me of my other great eunuch, Shao Chengzhang. Shao Chengzhang was the most loyal to Zhao Gou, but it was a pity that Zhao Gou believed Lan Gui and Kang Lu's slander and did not believe Shao Chengzhang. Now that I know who is loyal and who is traitorous, it will be easier to handle.

I followed Lan Gui's guidance to the court, and I heard Lan Gui shout: The emperor has arrived. Then the officials in the two rows below knelt down and shouted in unison: Welcome the emperor. Only the two people at the front did not kneel down. Needless to say, these two are my right and left prime ministers!

After I sat on the dragon chair, I said: All the ministers are of equal status. Looking at the two people standing in front, I really wanted to order them to be dragged out and beheaded, but unfortunately now was not the time.

When the ministers kneeling under the stage heard me asking them to lie flat, they immediately said: Thank you, Your Majesty, and then stood up. Without waiting for the ministers to stand completely. Qin Hui jumped out and said: Report to the Emperor, Yue Fei's crimes have been found out, please make a decision. After that, he handed over a scroll of accusations. Before I could speak.

Kou Zhun, who was standing in the middle, immediately stood up and said: Your Majesty, Master Yue Feiyue is loyal and devoted to serving the country, and it is impossible for him to commit treason. Please tell me clearly. After saying this, Kou Zhun knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Huang Qianshan stood up immediately and said: "Kou Zhun, do you know your guilt?" That Yue Fei betrayed his country and sought glory, and he had already defected to the Kingdom of Jin. You actually interceded for him. What was your motive? Please, Your Majesty, grant that Kou the crime of not being able to recognize people accurately.

Wang Boyan, Cai Jing, Ding Daquan, Jia Sidao, Zhang Yaoshi, Zhang Jue, Gao Qiu, etc... a large group of people stood up with a roar. They all said in unison: I second the proposal and ask the emperor to issue a decree to give Yue Fei the death penalty and Kou Zhun the crime of knowing someone without knowing it.

Seeing that almost most of the civil and military ministers in the room stood up and demanded that Yue Fei and Kou Zhun be punished. This Song Dynasty is really hopeless.

But I saw Wang Anshi, Ouyang Xiu, and a dozen unfamiliar ministers. They were all blushing and didn't know how to excuse Yue Fei and Kou Zhun. There should be some way to save the Song Dynasty, but we just have to work towards it slowly. Don't be too hasty!

At this time, a young general standing at the end stood up and said: Your Majesty, I heard that General Yue has the four words "loyalty and service to the country" tattooed on his back. He cannot be treason.

After hearing this, Wang Anshi, Ouyang Xiu and other loyal ministers immediately stood up and said: Yes, Your Majesty, it is impossible for General Yue to be treason. Please be clear about it, Your Majesty.

At this time, Qin Hui said bitterly: What? Do you all suspect that the truth framed Yue Fei? The timid loyal minister immediately said: "I don't dare, I don't dare" and then retreated.

Looking at the group of people below, there are more than [-] people who want to convict Yue Fei and Kou Zhun, and only more than [-] people who want a new trial. There were a dozen who said nothing. There are more treacherous ministers than loyal ministers! And this is still during this period when powerful enemies invade. It's really hard for me to deal with this.

Looking at Qin Hui and Gao Qiu, I thought to myself, with so many people under their control, wouldn't it be easy for them to depose the emperor? Fortunately, the two of them are loyal to two camps, so the two of them are not at odds. It seems that if you want to kill the two of them in the future, you will have to do it slowly. Thinking about it makes me very upset. Looking at the noisy court again, I said loudly: What's going on? If there's anything else, we'll discuss it tomorrow.

Then I walked back angrily. Lan Gui watched me leave. He hurriedly shouted: Retreat from the court.

All the ministers left one after another, and Lan Gui also trotted to catch up with me. Lan Gui immediately took me to Concubine Gao Yue.

This was all discussed in advance. I would stay with Concubine Qin one day and Concubine Gao one day. I only have these two concubines in such a big palace, and all the previous concubines are dead. It's all good work done by both of them.

Seeing me come back angrily and sit on the chair, Gao Yue immediately knelt down and said: I have seen the emperor, what's wrong with you, the emperor? Who made you angry?

Looking at Gao Yue kneeling in front of me, half of my anger disappeared. This Gao Yue is so beautiful, with crystal clear white skin, an oval face with willow eyebrows, big eyes and a small mouth. The most attractive place is its two peaks.

She really deserves to be Gao Qiu's daughter. Gao Qiu is very good at playing ball. His daughter was also well-born, and the two balls on her chest were so huge that I looked at her in disbelief. I can’t wait to start playing it right away.

After gathering my nerves, I said: My beloved, please get up quickly, you are not the ministers in the court. Half of the people wanted to put Yue Fei to death, and the other half refused to let him be killed. The two of them were quarreling fiercely. It annoys me to death.

Gao Yue immediately stood up and came to me, stretching out her jade hands to massage me. The cold little hands are very comfortable to press. No wonder so many foolish kings don’t want to go to court early!

After having breakfast under Gao Yue's service, I went to Chengde Hall to process the memorial. These are all trivial matters, and they will be taken care of in a short time!

When I was worrying about how I could see Yue Fei without him noticing, Gao Yue ran in. When I saw Gao Yue, I immediately became interested.

I grabbed Gao Yue and kissed her mouth. Then he said: My beloved, I miss you so much. Gao Yue whispered: The emperor has someone. I yelled loudly: "All of you, please step back. You are not allowed to enter unless summoned." Then he pointed to the two palace maids behind Gao Yue and said: You two stay and wait. The two palace ladies stopped and stood aside.

Gao Yue and Qin Yao really tried their best to be able to give birth to the prince first! The two of them would seduce me whenever they could. Whoever gives birth to the child first will be the queen. So the two of them never refuse my good wishes.

(This book has no historical basis at all. Just make it fun for everyone! Don’t take it seriously. Guan Gong’s battle with Qin Qiong may happen)