Returned to the Song Dynasty and became a faint king

I am a young man in society, my name is Ma Run.

One day when I was visiting the antique city, I saw a book called "Emperor's Bible". It looked tattered, so I picked it up and read it.

The opening chapter reads: One yin and one yang are called the Tao, and only when yin and yang are combined can fertility be achieved. Harvesting yin and replenishing yang can also lead to longevity. Then the whole article introduces how to collect yin and replenish yang, refine yin into qi, refine qi into spirit, and refine spirit into immortality.

Damn it, it turned out to be a novel about dual cultivation, and it was so euphemistically called the Emperor's Bible. I think it was because of the Emperor's nerves! But I liked it, so I bargained with the boss and finally bought it for a huge sum of two yuan.

When I got home, I immediately took out the Emperor's Nerve and started reading it. You won’t know if you don’t read it, but you will be shocked when you read it. This is really a book of dual cultivation, but why is it called the Emperor's Bible? No matter what, I'm so horny watching it.

So I picked up the mobile phone I bought for my ex-girlfriend and called my ex-girlfriend Xiaoxue. After being coaxed by my hard work and swearing, she finally agreed to come back and live with me again.

Xiaoxue came back not long after, and it happened to be evening. She knew at a glance that I hadn't eaten yet, so she immediately went into the kitchen to cook for me. The two of us had dinner. I quickly got up and boiled a basin of hot water for her to take a bath.

After taking a shower, Xiaoxue looked at me who was attentive and said: You didn't call me because you were greedy for my body. I immediately said: How can it be possible! After you left in anger, I really didn't think about food or tea, and spent a few days lying in bed in a daze. Then I regretted it very much! I promise to find a good job tomorrow, give you all the money I earn, and save money to buy a wedding house.

Xiaoxue was so moved that she cried after hearing this. Then I heard her say: As long as you work hard, the two of us can save money together and buy a wedding house soon, and then I will marry you.

I thought to myself what a wonderful girl! I am really not a human being. I will definitely find a job and make money tomorrow. I must do what I say.

So I quickly wiped away Xiaoxue's tears and said to her: "Xueer, don't worry!" I will go out to find a job tomorrow and work hard to earn money to buy a wedding house. If I can't do that, I'll become a psychopath.

After swearing, I hugged Xiaoxue and said: Xueer, let’s go to bed! I haven't had a good sleep during the time you left. Xiaoxue nodded and lay in my arms and fell asleep.

At first I could keep my peace. Gradually I became less honest and climbed to the top with both hands. Xiaoxue resisted twice and then let it go.

Then I started experimenting with the dual cultivation method in the Emperor's Bible. Xiaoxue was also greatly satisfied, and then let her go after Xueer begged for mercy. Soon she fell into a deep sleep.

I was very happy. It turns out that the Emperor's Bible is so powerful, and I have such powerful skills just by practicing casually. If there is a rich woman who needs my comfort in the future, wouldn’t it be easy to earn over [-] yuan a day?

After waiting for a while, I found that there were two warm currents in my body slowly gathering from my waist to my Dantian. I was shocked and then delighted.

Could it be that the Emperor's Bible really allowed me to develop internal strength? Then I can live forever and be invincible. Aren't those atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs just a slap in the face?

Just when I was immersed in my whimsical thoughts and couldn't extricate myself, the two warm currents gathering in the Dantian actually combined yin and yang in the Dantian! After the two warm currents combine with yin and yang, they really become one true energy.

It's a pity that the true energy did not stay in the dantian, but came to the head along the spine.

Damn it, what are you doing? Go back quickly. It's a pity that I couldn't control that true energy. After that true energy came into my head, two of my three souls and six souls were wrapped around me and five of them rushed out of my head and left my body.

My two souls and five souls were helpless when I saw myself leaving my body. I yelled but there was no sound. I struggled to escape but couldn't escape the pull of the true energy.

At this time, I suddenly saw that the Emperor's Bible on the bedside actually had a mouth on the cover. Then I heard the mouth say: I am the emperor's Bible, not the emperor's nerves, I am the supreme skill that only the emperor can practice. It’s not something that cats and dogs can practice casually. If you want to cultivate your nerves, go ahead.

Then the Emperor's Bible turned into ashes and disappeared. If my two souls and five souls were not still floating on the roof, it would be as if it had not happened.

I tried everything I could to get back into my body. Seeing my body right in front of me makes me want to cry! Just like the movie I watched before, the soul of a person is still looking at his body after death.

I suddenly thought that my soul would be taken away by the black and white impermanence at dawn! I didn’t believe this before, but I can’t believe it now. My soul is still floating on the roof! I won't turn into Ah Piao, who will lose his mind after being exposed to the sun.

No matter what happens in the future, it will not be the result I want. So I'd better run away! Look at your home and your lover for the last time.

Looking at Xiaoxue sleeping next to his body, he really fulfilled the vow he just made. In the future, I will really become a lunatic. If I lose my two souls and five souls, what else can I do if I am not a lunatic? Ordinary people become insane if they lose a soul.

Then I saw the house I had lived in for twenty years. This house was left to me by my grandfather. When I first bought the housing right certificate, I didn't even have the money to apply for the housing right certificate. It was Xue'er who helped give me the money. In order to repay Xue'er, I added Xue'er's name to the housing right certificate.

Now that I think about it, it was really wise to add Xiaoxue’s name! Even if she becomes nervous in the future, Xueer can still collect the demolition money. The kind-hearted Xue'er shouldn't leave me alone! At the very least, they would send me to a better mental hospital!

This house has already received a demolition notice, and I have been informed of the demolition payment of [-] million. Otherwise, why would I be wandering around with nothing to do all day long?

At this time, I suddenly heard the crow of a rooster, which really shocked me. I suddenly remembered that after the rooster crows three times, the world of the living will begin! All monsters and monsters will no longer be able to survive in this world! Now is the first time the rooster crows. When it crows again, I need to leave quickly.

Looking at the sleeping Xiaoxue and my own body, I felt really sad. So I controlled my two souls and five souls and left a farewell letter to Xiaoxue.

The letter read: Dear Xueer, the poisonous oath I swore has come true! I have become a psychopath. Don't be sad or sad. I deserve this. The demolition money for this house is six million. You can take half of it and live a good life, and leave half for me to send me to a high-end mental hospital! Remember to go and see in advance, and I will be sent to whichever house has the most beautiful beauties. You must get married and have children in the future! Maybe I can be reincarnated as your son.

Ma Run's masterpiece.

After writing the final letter, the rooster crowed a second time. So my two souls and five souls ran away. I don't dare to let Black and White catch me and take me to the underworld. I have done so many bad things, yet I still have to go to the eighteen levels of hell and try every level again!