Disciple, you are invincible, go down the mountain and harm your fiancée.

"Little bastard! It's you, holy shit... I'm so shocked, why the hell are you here? It's been a long time since we last met."

When Xuan Dongzi saw that it was Li Daofeng, the tense expression on his face relaxed at once. He was afraid because he had done a lot of bad things.

What he fears most is that the husbands of the women who have had their shrines consecrated come to his house. Then you say that he has spent a lot of effort to consecrate others, but still gets beaten by their husbands. Don’t you think it’s unfair?

Although this matter is very secretive and no one would normally discover it, it is precisely because it would not normally be discovered that once it is discovered, it would be a huge deal.

If one person knew about this, then all the men and families of the women he had blessed would know about it. When these people come looking for him, he will have no doubt that he will die.

Well, his job is a risky one. If he fails, he could face death.

And now that he has such a shop, he can't run away or move to another place. If possible, he really wants to be a wandering Taoist priest, travel around the world, and bless those women in need. Why not?

But now he has this shop, and it is a shop he has worked in for many years. It can be said that this is his home.

People are actually the same as animals. As long as they have a home, they will become attached to it. Unless absolutely necessary, they will never move away!

The same goes for Xuan Dongzi. Unless he has no choice, he doesn't want to leave the shop he has run for several years. This is his home.

If he didn't want to leave home, he wouldn't have risked his life to bless others.

"Oh right! Why is Miss Shang gone? She hasn't been here for a long time. She didn't even come to see me, her old friend. She really forgot her friends after she got a man. It's like a rooster with a long tail forgets his mother after getting married! A rooster with a sticky tail forgets his father after getting married! A rooster with a thick tail forgets his aunt after getting married! A rooster with a straight tail forgets his aunt after getting married! A rooster with a trembling tail forgets his dog after getting married! She really has no conscience!"

Xuan Dongzi's speech is really a set of words, like an old sow wearing a bra. When put together, it rhymes quite well.

"Get lost! My senior sister is busy with something and has no time to come and see you! You said such nice things, but why didn't I see you go and see my eighth senior sister!"

"You're a hooligan. I advise you to do less of those crappy things in the future, otherwise you will die from them sooner or later!" Li Daofeng said with a smile and scolded.

"Go to hell, do you think everyone in this world is like you, a little bastard, with countless women around you, and all of them are top-notch. Not to mention your senior sisters, all the other women are stunning beauties."

"You are a full man who doesn't know the hunger of a hungry man. You hug a beautiful girl every day, and every time you hug her, she is a beautiful woman. Of course you will make sarcastic remarks!"

"But what do I have, an old Taoist priest? Nothing at all. The only thing I can do is to do good deeds and consecrate statues for others. This way, everyone gets what they want and it's a win-win situation. What's wrong with that? It's a matter of mutual consent on our part. What are you talking about?" Xuan Dongzi said as if he was very reasonable.

"You bastard, are you pitiful? Isn't that your fucking hobby? If you want to live a stable life, with your money, you can marry as many wives as you want. You bastard just want to mess around!" Li Daofeng said angrily.

"Get lost! You know nothing. Do you think that all the people in Yan Country are the same as you? No one cares about you, and no one can control you!"

"I am just an ordinary person. I am subject to the laws of the country. The laws of Yan country only allow monogamy. It is not allowed to marry more than one woman! It is useless to have money but no power. In addition, with my status as an old Taoist priest, it is difficult to marry more than one woman!"

"As for you, no one can control how many women you marry. Your senior sister is the Flame Emperor, so who would say anything to you? Besides, the laws of the Yan Kingdom cannot control warriors like you who have broken through to a certain level. And you are here to make fun of me!"

"It seems like you've had enough and you don't care about other people's lives, so don't talk nonsense to me here! Because you have no right to criticize others!"

"If you want to preach to others, you should be on the same level as others. Don't just enjoy yourself and tell others that this is not okay, this is not allowed! You can't do this!"

"Just like some shitty experts who say this is not allowed and that is not allowed, but they can do anything. Where is the dignity of people like you?"

"Let others have fewer children, or even no children at all, but they have seven or eight in their lifetime. What shameless things! How can they stop ordinary people from doing that?"

"I'm high and mighty all day, eating and drinking well and playing golf, and I want the people to save water and protect the environment. I'll protect you, your grandma!"

"These bastards are just like you now. Just like those bastards, they drive luxury cars every day, while ordinary people buy electric cars, and they are so nagging about the safety of ordinary people. Damn, you bastards, you have no conscience when you speak, and you are thinking about the safety of ordinary people! You are thinking about your mother's nipples!"

"If you really care about the people, then don't do these things like giving birth to babies without anus! What kind of people are you! You eat other people's food but don't do other people's work! Fuck... I get angry just thinking about it, what kind of people are you!"

"It is really the greatest tragedy for a country to have more bastards like this. They are a bunch of bastards who don't care about worldly matters, but they are instructing the common people who have been farming for generations on how to farm. They are coming up with ridiculous theories that say the common people can buy a house in the city and then drive home to farm!"

"This bastard is the kind who can't have children himself, so you ask him to give birth to a child. Your father can give birth, right? Let your father give birth to a son for you! Well, this bastard actually agreed, and asked his wife to find his father, and then let his father give birth to a son for him. He still feels very happy, like a dog!"

Xuan Dongzi became more and more excited and angry as he spoke, and Li Daofeng was directly pulled in by him, as if Li Daofeng was the one doing those shameless things.

"Stop, stop! Stop talking nonsense. I'm a human, not a dog. I can't do things that dogs do! So you can call me amorous, but if you describe me as those dogs, I will never let you go!" Li Daofeng roared angrily.