"It suits my taste! I live in this mountain, so I don't have many requirements for food. As long as I can fill my stomach, it's fine! Besides, the food you made smells delicious just by looking at it!"

"More importantly, this was made by my disciples' wives, so how could it not be delicious? It absolutely is delicious!" Taoist Taixu was very happy and burst into praise.

Li Daofeng felt that the old man was too hypocritical. He was indifferent to him. No matter what good things he brought out, he was always called a little bastard.

Everything cooked by this disciple's wife is good. Listen to his flattering words. What is the food cooked by the disciple's wife? It must be delicious! You haven't even eaten it, but you know it's delicious.

He also said that as an old Taoist priest, I live in the mountains and don’t have too many requirements for food. As long as I can fill my stomach, it’s enough. He is not afraid of losing his conscience when saying this.

Li Daofeng remembered very clearly that when he was cooking in the mountains, the old man was very disgusted with the food. As long as the food was not delicious, he would ask him if it was fed to pigs and why it tasted so bad.

Every time he encountered such a situation, Li Daofeng would roll his eyes, because the old Taoist said that this was food for pigs, but he ate it more greedily than anyone else.

The final result was that the master and the disciple ate up all the food that the Taoist priest said was for feeding pigs, leaving no soup at all. This made Li Daofeng feel that the pigs his master was talking about were the two of them.

You say this old man is disgusted with the food he cooks and has high demands. Now when facing his disciple's wife, he says he has no requirements for the food. What a double standard.

"Thank you for the compliment, Master! Master, this is the venison I made! Come and try it to see if it tastes good!" Huang Wenyin picked up a piece of venison and put it in Taoist Taixu's bowl.

"Okay! Thank you for your hard work, my disciple. You should sit down and eat!" Taoist Taixu smiled happily.

"Master! Here's me! This is what I made. You can try it and see if it's delicious." Deng Ziyue also picked up a piece of food with chopsticks and put it in the master's bowl.

"Okay! Let me try it too! It looks delicious! Hahaha..."

"Master! I made this, you can try it too!"

"I made this, Master! I wonder if Master likes it!"

The four girls rushed to put the food they cooked into Taoist Taixu's bowl. Soon, a small mountain of food was piled up in Taoist Taixu's bowl.

Taoist Taixu couldn't eat enough. He smiled and stuffed the food into his mouth. He was eating so happily. He took a bite of food and a sip of wine. He felt that his life had suddenly become brighter.

Looking at Li Daofeng, there was not a single vegetable in his bowl except for white rice. None of the four women picked up any food for him. They completely forgot about her as their husband.

Seeing Taoist Taixu smiling happily, Li Daofeng felt that he needed to remind these women whether they should also give him some.

"Cough... cough cough..." Li Daofeng coughed twice to remind the four girls.

But the four girls didn't seem to react, they just looked at him, and didn't intend to pick up food for Li Daofeng. Instead, they stared at Taoist Taixu expectantly, waiting for the master to comment on their dishes.

Li Daofeng was very embarrassed, and he coughed twice without giving up: "Cough... cough cough cough..."

"What are you doing! You were eating... If you choked, go drink some water. Why are you coughing and disturbing my eating..." Taoist Taixu glanced at his disciple who was making trouble and said unhappily.

"Brother Feng! You should also try the venison I cooked and see if it's delicious!" Huang Wenyin smiled and picked up a piece of venison and put it in Li Daofeng's bowl.

"Young Master! Usually we pick up food for you. Today the master is here, so we would like to show our respect to him. Young Master, why are you coughing? Warriors don't catch a cold occasionally, let alone get sick with a cold. Young Master, what's wrong with you?" Deng Ziyue said jokingly with a sly smile.

"You little girl, your young master is suffering from a terminal illness! The kind that cannot be cured! Just make me angry!" Li Daofeng said unhappily.

"Bah, bah, bah! Brother Li! What nonsense are you talking about? Terminal illness? It's so unlucky! Let's eat quickly!" Su Yunlan said as she also picked up a piece of food for Li Daofeng with her chopsticks.

"Hehehe! Let me tell you, with Big Brother Li's medical skills, there is no such thing as a terminal illness in his eyes! Big Brother Li is suffering from a mental illness!"

"What are you talking about? I just coughed twice. Do you have to guess blindly? Come on and eat! This dish is pretty good, but there's still room for improvement! Keep up the good work!"

Li Daofeng buried his head in his food and changed the subject.

But his words made the Taoist Taixu, who was enjoying his meal, unhappy. Such delicious food, you only said it was okay, and even said there was room for improvement. You really can't get enough, right?

"You little bastard, do you know how to talk? Can you eat it? If not, then get out of here. Do you think the food you cooked is delicious? Don't you have any idea of ​​what your own cooking tastes like? Why are you still criticizing others here?"

"If you want to comment on others, you should do so on the basis of surpassing them, rather than criticizing others when you know nothing. Who do you think you are? Are you an expert?"

"Master! We can talk and educate, but we can't curse. Even if your disciple is a worthless person, he is still better than a shitty expert. You use the word expert to describe your disciple. What's the difference between that and calling your disciple worse than a pig or a dog?"

Li Daofeng couldn't stand it anymore, and said very seriously that he felt that his master's words that he was an expert were too cruel, which made him feel that it was crueler than cursing him for not giving birth to a child with an anus.

What are some experts? They are beasts who eat human food but don’t do anything else. Except for their mouths, everything else on their bodies is rotten and oozing with festering like beasts.

Every day when he eats food, he thinks about killing his parents and cutting off his descendants. He makes things difficult for the common people and leaves them with no way to survive. He does things that would cut off their descendants and kill his sons and grandsons.

Dogs like this are not worthy of being human beings. They are just a bunch of garbage hybrids of humans and animals. They just occupy certain positions and don’t know what kind of beasts they are.

Comparing him with these beasts and garbage, isn't that an insult to him? Isn't that an insult to him? Even if he is called a pig, a dog, or a piece of shit, it still sounds better than calling him an expert.

"Master, you have spoken out of turn! I said the wrong thing. It is indeed not appropriate to describe you as an expert! You are better than those bastards! Eat! Eat! I won't say any more!" Taoist Taixu also felt that he had said the wrong thing and should not speak so viciously of his disciple.

My own disciples, except for not behaving like human beings in front of me, liking to argue with me and making me angry, are very excellent at other times. It is indeed inappropriate for him to say that such a good disciple is an expert.

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