After time travel, a metaphysics boss relies on fortune telling to support his children

It felt like someone was blowing on his neck.

And he took a look at the barrage and saw it was all there.

[Look behind you, look behind you quickly! 】

[Ah, it’s so scary, there really is a ghost! 】

[I was so scared that I covered my eyes! 】

【Barrage body protection! ! ! 】

I didn't take off my pants to defecate, but the air around me felt colder.

He slowly turned his head, and the crackling sound in his neck became increasingly weird due to the stiffness.

Finally he turned his whole head.

There was nothing behind him. He was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he suddenly felt that his right shoulder was wet.

Tick ​​tock.

Something dripped on it, cold and sticky.

He was so frightened that he screamed without taking off his pants. He jumped up from his seat and saw the bloody head floating above his right side, smiling weirdly at him.

"Ah ah ah, help, the anchor is here to help!!"

He screamed and started to run without taking off his pants, but then he heard laughter coming from behind.

That voice is so familiar.

He turned around and saw his friend Lan Mao standing behind him, holding up the bloody head in one hand and leaning forward and back with laughter.

Only then did he realize that he had been teased by his friend.

He stepped forward and kicked him, but Lan Mao nimbly dodged it.

It's a little weird to take a poop without taking off your pants. Why is Lanmao still in the studio so late?

Lan Mao's family is in City A, and he must go home on time for dinner every night. This is his mother's rule.

He said he was afraid that Lanmao would learn bad things outside.

After all, if you dye your hair like this, you don’t look like a good person!

Several of their friends jointly opened this studio, which specializes in planning other people's weddings.

I just received a new order today, so I stayed and worked overtime.

Lan Mao threw the bloody head aside and then said, "Isn't it because I don't trust you to work overtime alone? So I came to take a look at you."

Lan Mao said as he put a box of packaged dumplings on the table.

"My mother made dumplings today and asked me to bring you some."

I didn't take off my pants to poop, so I felt a little hungry. I was so busy working overtime that I even forgot to eat dinner.

He set up the live broadcast on his mobile phone again, and Lan Mao realized that his friend was still connected to the anchor.

Lan Mao came over to take a look and couldn't help but admire: "You are so lucky to be connected with such a beautiful anchor. What is your little sister's name? How old is she? Oh, there are quite a lot of people watching. yeah……"

As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, and people flock together, these two people have the same virtue.

He was busy eating the dumplings Lan Mao brought without taking off his pants. He stuffed three into his mouth and couldn't speak clearly.

"What a little girl, the anchor is a master of metaphysics, so don't be fooling around."

After saying that, he slapped Lan Mao aside.

Lan Mao dodged quickly, and then looked at Lin Xiyue with a smile, "This is the first time I have seen such a beautiful supernatural master. Little sister, would you like to help me tell my fortune and see when my luck will come? ?”

As soon as Lan Mao finished speaking, he was slapped by someone standing beside him who was not taking off his pants.

"The anchor predicts three thousand yuan per fortune. Did I spend three thousand yuan to tell your fortune? Your dumplings are too expensive!"

That being said, taking a poop without taking off his pants doesn't banish Blue Hair from the screen.

Lin Xiyue did not speak, but looked behind them.

I felt my back start to feel cold again when I pooped without taking off my pants.

This time he didn't think much about it. He turned around and saw a young man with green hair walking over.

Pooping without taking off pants: "Aren't you going home to nurse the baby? Why are you still here?"

Lu Mao is a new baby daddy. Every day after get off work, he hurriedly declares that he wants to go back to help his wife take care of the children.

One of them is urged by his mother to go home for dinner, and the other is a little baby who can't let go of the family. He is the only one who works overtime every day.

He always likes to tease him when he doesn't take off his pants to poop.

He said he ran home as soon as he got off work in a hurry to get back to Milkman.

The barrage was attracted by the hair of the three people.

[Jiligulu: The so-called red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, these three people have already collected three of them! I would like to ask if there are four other people in your studio? 】

As soon as Jiligulu said this, all the barrage was asking about this.

I took a shit without taking off my pants and touched my yellow hair.

That hair is really golden and golden, as yellow as wheat.

Normal people dye their hair like this.

Not to mention the hair of the other two people, one is green and glowing, and the other is blue and bluish.

"Actually, this was a wedding planning we did before, where a bride had to ask us to pretend to be the Seven Fairies..."

Originally, the three of them were unwilling, but in the spirit of professionalism, they still got involved.

The main reason is because they give too much!

Not to mention that it’s okay to dye your hair or armpit hair!

The bride's family is rich and she has the final say on the entire wedding, and the man has no choice but to cooperate.

Except for a pair of brides and a pair of bridesmaids, the only ones left were the three of them. This group of seven fairies, when they stood on the stage, simply blinded everyone.

It is estimated that the spectators have never seen such a blinding wedding.

All I can say is that the bride’s idea is really extraordinary.

Netizens who watched the live broadcast burst into laughter after hearing the words about people taking off their pants to defecate.

Thinking about the scene at the wedding, it was really explosive.

[Haha, I was laughing so hard. The seven fairies expressed dissatisfaction. Their hair didn’t explode like this! 】

[Do I want to say this is a fairy? Shouldn't this be Calabash Baby? 】

[Haha, when someone mentioned it above, I instantly became more visual. 】

[Calabash baby, Calabash baby, seven flowers on a vine, not afraid of wind or rain...]

[Why can you make a voice call upstairs? 】

There was laughter and laughter on the barrage, but Lin Xiyue's expression was not happy, and a bit heavy.

At this time, Lu Mao had already walked over, and he saw at a glance that they were defecating without taking off their pants, and they were watching the live broadcast room.

No, why did you appear in the live broadcast room?

He discovered it belatedly.

"Okay, you kid is here to connect with a beautiful anchor at night?"

Lu Mao patted the shoulder of Shi Shi, who was still wearing his pants, and then sat down aside.

Shiting without taking off pants: "You haven't said anything yet, why are you still here?"

Shouldn't he be holding his wife and children to warm the bed at this time?

"I'm embarrassed to let you work overtime here alone every time!"

As Lumao spoke, he picked up the water next to him and took a sip. He seemed to be very thirsty and drank the glass of water in one go.

Shit without taking off his pants. Just as he was about to speak, his eyes widened in shock.

He pointed at Lv Mao's hair, and then his words became incoherent in fear.

"you you you……"