I, the first trainer of the new world
Chapter 11 So stupid
Qian Lin, who didn't know what was going on, was still talking to the arrogant anchor: "Brother, what I said is true. This thing is called a giant needle bee. It has a strong sense of territoriality and is very dangerous. You really can take advantage of them now when they don't notice. You run quickly."
"Is yours really true? I also said that these two-needle bees are very friendly." The anchor looked at the camera disdainfully, "Are you the troll from the live broadcast room next door? Who doesn't know about bees? They won’t attack humans as long as they don’t provoke them.”
[That’s right, I think we are jealous of our old skin’s high enthusiasm. 】
【Jealousy, everyone in this world has it. 】
[Lao Pi, leave him alone and go feed the Double-needle Fierce Bee and let us take a closer look. 】
[Don’t encourage the anchors, I’m telling the truth, this giant sting wasp is really dangerous! 】
[I think these people are just stupid and don’t listen to advice at all. 】
[Do you really mean it when you say it? who do you think You Are? 】
[NMD, you SBs, if you go to the official website and take a look, you won’t be able to say this! 】
[Fuck, I don’t care, you just want to die! 】
It's really irritating. It's obviously a well-intentioned persuasion. No matter the anchor or these barrages, none of them speak human words. They are as weird as a [-], thinking that they are jealous of this old man. heat.
Qian Lin was worried about this guy and asked them to follow him to persuade him. The result was that the dog bit Lu Dongbin and did not recognize a good heart.
MD, absolutely.
The same goes for this old guy. He was completely self-deprecating. When he saw that Qianlin’s water friends didn’t care, he immediately began to ridicule: “If you want to be popular, don’t think of using this method. You have to pay a price for being popular with big anchors. Although I He’s not a big anchor, but he’s not comparable to any cat or puppy.”
Indeed, this old guy has his own popularity. If you insist on saying it, his popularity is not low. There are usually thousands of people watching. It would be good for Qianlin, an anchor who has just started broadcasting, to have a thousand people. It is early in the morning. The heat is only over [-].
This old guy has attracted a lot of traffic by relying on his death-defying live broadcast method and his own effective way of speaking, and now the popularity has reached tens of thousands.
This was all thanks to a quarrel between a water friend in Qianlin's live broadcast room and another water friend, who forcibly kept those who were watching the excitement.
Qian Lin covered his head with a headache, and watched the old man walking towards the Big Needle Bee with a smile. He really had to persuade him all he needed to say, and said everything he needed to say. This guy wanted to die, what could he do? The benevolence and righteousness are gone.
"I hope she's okay." In the end, Qianlin could only say this.
[I hope people are okay. 】
[I was constantly sprayed by his water friends, but I’m still fine. I hope nothing happens to him. 】
[Indeed, I hope someone is okay. 】
【I hope someone is okay. 】
Qian Lin was also helpless: "The giant sting bee can really kill people..."
But Qianlin didn't do anything if he didn't listen.
I saw the old man holding an apple and walking towards the giant needle bee with a smile on his face, completely unobstructed. When he walked about twenty meters away, the giant needle bee collecting honey in the distance suddenly raised its head and looked at him. , his figure was reflected in the blood-red eyes.
The giant needle wasp raised its two needles, and cold light radiated from the needle tips.
At this moment, the smile on Lao Pi's face could no longer be maintained. He squatted on the spot and his body began to tremble: "Well... I, I don't have any malicious intentions, I'm just a host, I want to show my brothers what you look like. I won’t be afraid when I meet your kindred people outside in the future..."
"Buzz!" The cry of the giant Stipe Bee was very low. It was more like the cry of a swarm of bees than of a single bee. It was suppressed and full of coldness.
Qian Lin watched this scene and let out a long sigh, and finally posted on the barrage: "One last thing, if you are targeted by a needle bee, the best way is to jump into the water. In this case, the needle bee can only guard Will leave in a moment."
Having said this, the Big Needle Bee was already irritated by this old man, and the rest was up to him.
Lao Pi was stunned, his legs began to tremble subconsciously, and the apple in his hand fell to the ground.
He swallowed and smiled reluctantly: "Well...it's just that the sound is a bit scary. Bees are like this. They won't attack on their own initiative..."
The cold light rushed towards Lao Pi with murderous intent.
Qian Lin shook his head and closed the live broadcast room. He couldn't bear to watch anymore and just hoped that the anchor could be out of danger.
However, he didn't notice that after he closed the live broadcast room, the old guy's live broadcast room suddenly went dark, leaving an empty screen with barrages saying 'fuck' and 'run quickly'.
Qian Lin put his phone back, picked up the small pot on the campfire, and felt a little heavy: "So everyone has seen it, and this is what I want to tell you. Pokémon are very friendly, but there are also some that are very dangerous. I don't know enough about science. Just those friendly Pokémon will also tell you about those dangerous Pokémon."
"I want you to know which Pokémon are safe to handle, which Pokémon we must be careful about, and how to deal with dangerous Pokémon if we encounter them."
Qian Lin looked up at the camera: "To be honest, I don't want you to go to the wild right now. If you have the opportunity to come into contact with Pokémon, you can ask me privately if you don't know anything about it. I will definitely answer as long as I see it. you."
"If you really don't know anything, you must... you must... you must be careful, because you don't know whether what you encounter is friendly or not."
You can't tell whether a Pokémon is friendly just by looking at it. To give you the simplest example, if it's wearing a bear and it waves to you, do you dare to go up to it? Anyway, Qian Lin doesn't dare to. If he encounters a waving bear wearing a suit, he will run quickly. Don't hesitate, just rush! tight! run!
[Learned, learned. 】
[I was already planning to go out, but now look at that old guy... Forget it, I'd better watch the anchor's live broadcast. 】
[Although he just scolded me like that, I hope he is okay. 】
[Anchor, if someone goes to the rescue and encounters the person being chased by the giant needle wasp, what should we do? 】
This barrage caught Qian Lin's attention. He thought for a while and replied: "If the number of giant needle bees is very small, for example, there are only one or two, if there are many of you, you can try to look ferocious. Big Although the needle wasp is highly aggressive, it is not stupid, and it will probably not attack you again without knowing you well."
"Then you face it and retreat. When the distance is close, turn around and run."
"If there are a lot of needle bees, just jump into the water like I just said. As long as you don't mess with the needle bees too much, they won't chase you for long."
"Or use torches. There is a certain similarity between wild Pokémon and wild creatures. The Giant Stingray type is weak to fire, and they are also afraid of flames. Just use torches to interfere and find opportunities to escape."
“These are all things you can do when facing the giant Stipe wasp, but remember, if you find a chance to escape, you must run quickly, because the Giant Stitch wasp lives in groups and has a strong sense of territory, so its cry will attract more people. What a sting bee." After saying that, Qianlin added: "If none of the above methods work, the last resort is Pokémon battle."
[Pokémon battle? 】
"Yes." Qian Lin nodded, pointed to the blue cotton bird in his arms and said, "If you can make a certain Pokémon recognize you as your partner, then you can command the wild Pokémon. Fight with your partner and fight off the incoming Pokémon.”
【Can you do this? 】
[Hiss, use magic...ah no, use Pokémon to fight Pokémon! 】
[Anchor, anchor, can you command the green cotton bird to show us? 】
[Yes, I want to see it too! 】
【Pokémon Battle! Sounds so interesting! 】
Qian Lin laughed when he saw these barrage, and he recovered a little from the depression in his heart. He took a mouthful of instant noodles and said, "There is a chance. Qingmianniao is still young now. I will demonstrate it to you when I have the opportunity."
"Chirp?"(??w??)
After finishing the apple, the Green Mianniao raised his head and looked at his trainer in confusion.
Qian Lin laughed, pointed at the camera and said to Qingmianniao: "I am live broadcasting, just like... telling many, many people what we are doing, so they can see us and talk to us."
"Chirp?" Qingmianniao followed Qianlin's finger and saw the silent drone floating there quietly.
"Chirp~" The green sheep bird seemed to understand. It flapped its wings twice and wanted to fly to the drone, but it forgot that there was still mud on its wings, and then fell face down again, with its whole face stuck in it. Into the dirt.
The two little feet kept flapping.
"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!!!" ∑(っ°Д°;)っ
【save! Help! save! 】
[Damn it, I can understand Elvish! 】
[Hahahaha, so stupid, inserted into the ground again! 】
【So stupid, but so cute! 】
[I remembered again... a stupid bird, hahahahaha! 】
[Help, someone help me, I'm going to die laughing! 】
【Green cotton bird? You're just a stupid bird, right? Hahahahaha]
Qian Lin was also a little speechless. He pulled out the green cotton bird stuck in the ground. He looked at the green cotton bird that was about to cry again and said with a smile: "It doesn't hurt. Be careful next time and don't insert it into the ground again." Here, I didn’t know you were going to dig a hole.”
It seems that the blue sheep bird can't learn to dig holes, can it? emmmm...forgot.
But it’s not a big deal anyway.
"Let me wash you first so that you don't insert it into the ground again later." Qian Lin smiled and walked towards the lake with the green cotton bird in his arms, picking up the towel in his backpack with one hand.
"Chirp~"(?_?)
"You are still wronged." Qian Lin couldn't laugh or cry, "I really don't know how you can protect me like this. I'm afraid I will have to protect you in the future."
"Chirp!" ヽ(#`Д′)?
"Okay, okay, you are amazing, you are the most amazing." Qian Lin could only choose to coax.
"Chirp..."┗(?w?)┛
"Fu~Na~" Just as one person and one bird were talking, a huge shadow emerged from the lake. Along with Menas's elegant body, the green cotton bird was stunned.
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