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Duan Hui picked up the bowl and continued to eat, but his speed was obviously faster. He took a few mouthfuls of rice and glanced at the person opposite him, "Zhang Yiyan, how old are you?"

"?" Why did you think of asking this? This person's words are quite eccentric.

Not hearing any response, Duan Hui continued to talk to himself, "I saw a report online last year that said you became a section chief at the age of 20. There was quite a buzz online about it for a while."

He would never admit that he had searched for Zhang Yiyan's information on the Internet. Well, he did search, and his purpose was of course to... know the enemy and defeat him!

"I'm a little confused. You're not that old, but why do you talk and act like an old man? And you even like to drink tea!"

"..."

Seeing that he couldn't refute, Duan Hui felt like he had won a game and was a little proud, "Do you usually play chess, practice Tai Chi or something like that?"

I really can do it!

"Zhang Yiyan, why don't you say anything? Did I hit the nail on the head?"

I guess it's true, so what! Why should I be so happy?

"Hmm? Zhang Yiyan?"

very noisy!

Zhang Yiyan sighed and put down his teacup. This guy is so childish. He thought of how Yan Junge described Duan Hui before. Oh, right, let me borrow it. "It's better than your non-mainstream second-year syndrome!"

Angered, annoyed, "Who are you calling non-mainstream Chuunibyou?"

He was anxious, he was anxious! He smiled faintly, "You!"

"Humph!"

Duan Hui was so angry. Why did he never get the upper hand every time he went against Zhang Yiyan? It was so infuriating!

"Hey, Zhang Yiyan, you don't want to eat anymore?"

Zhang Yiyan nodded, "It's hot, I don't have much appetite!"

Duan Hui took his bowl of rice and started eating, saying casually, "You eat so little, no wonder you don't grow taller!"

“Swoosh~~”

A gust of cold air startled Duan Hui, and he felt as if his hair was blown. When he raised his eyes, he saw Zhang Yiyan biting his lip and glaring at him, almost gritting his teeth and saying word by word, "Duan! Hui! Eat! Finish! Get! Out!"

It's like I discovered a huge secret, it turns out you care about this, hahahaha!!!

Duan Hui was so happy that he continued to eat. "I haven't finished yet! Mm, it tastes good! I think I can eat another bowl!"

Eat, eat, eat, until you die of fullness! Zhang Yiyan turned his head away, thinking out of sight, out of mind. He drank a few more sips of tea and relaxed. Only then did he feel a little better.

After eating and drinking their fill and resting for a while, the two of them got up and moved to the small garden behind the restaurant, where there was an awning and silent fans. There were only the two of them at the tables in front and behind, and it was very quiet.

"Zhang Yiyan, where is your teacher?" Duan Hui didn't drink tea this time, but happy water instead.

The person being urged took out his phone without any hurry and took a look, "It's almost here, sit down, I'll go pick it up!"

"It's such a grand ceremony, but you still have to accept it~" He muttered a few words, but did not stop it in the end. He was just wondering who this teacher was and why Zhang Yiyan respected him so much.

snort!

I took a few bites of the fruit out of boredom, and said to myself, "It's been almost ten minutes, why haven't they come yet! Could it be that they forgot about me and moved to another place?"

Before he finished speaking, he heard voices, and when he looked up, he saw a middle-aged woman in her forties and Zhang Yiyan walking towards him with a smile.

She was wearing a dark green mid-sleeve cheongsam, had a well-proportioned figure, and her every move revealed an intellectual beauty from the inside out, with a warm and friendly smile.

When he saw Duan Hui, he greeted him warmly and said in a surprised voice, "You must be Yiyan's friend. You are really unique and have a lot of personality. I am Yiyan's university teacher. You can call me Teacher Zhong like Yiyan does!"

Duan Hui put down his fork somewhat awkwardly. When he heard the word "teacher", he inexplicably felt respect and stood up to shake her hand. "Hello, Teacher Zhong. Just call me Duan Hui!"

When he sat down, Duan Hui couldn't help but look at Zhang Yiyan. This person actually said this about him, unique and with personality, and he felt a little happy. He just said that he was not a mainstream middle school student, so he must have deliberately angered himself.

Duplicity!

Teacher Zhong looked at Zhang Yiyan with a smile, and said, "Yiyan, I think your description of Xiaoduan just now is not accurate enough."

"?" Duan Hui's heart suddenly rose to his throat and he looked at Zhang Yiyan, who shrugged.

Then Mr. Zhong continued, "Xiao Duan is not only unique and has a strong personality, but most importantly, he is handsome and polite. Not only that, he is also very gentlemanly. He sat in the vent and left a more comfortable seat for us."

Zhang Yiyan rolled his eyes in his heart. What do you mean he sat in the windward? That guy sat there on purpose because he was afraid of the heat. He just nodded calmly, "Teacher Zhong's words are so refreshing!"

After hearing all this praise from Teacher Zhong, Duan Hui's smile was harder than AK's. He was so happy that he even actively asked the waiter to add more water.

Taking advantage of the free time, Zhang Yiyan looked at Teacher Zhong and asked humbly, "Teacher Zhong, how did you do it? He has a temper that can easily explode."

Teacher Zhong smiled gently, took a sip of the coffee in front of her, and said gracefully, "No matter how old a man is or how mature he is, he is still a childish child at heart. To deal with them, you only need five words."

He put down his coffee cup and smiled mysteriously, "Child psychology!"

He smiled and waved to Duan Hui who was walking over, "It may be unbelievable, but it works!"

The real-life example is really useful! Zhang Yiyan looked at Duan Hui, who was smiling and walking briskly towards him, almost squatting down and wagging his tail. He suddenly understood, nodded, and smiled, "Teacher is worthy of being a teacher!"

They chatted happily for more than an hour and decided on the content and time of the speech. The two of them sent Teacher Zhong to the car and gave Duan Hui two tickets before leaving. "Xiao Duan, these two tickets are for you. I look forward to seeing you at A University on the day of the event."

Duan Hui thanked him earnestly and waved until the car drove away. He then took the ticket and looked at it. He was in a good mood and raised his eyebrows a little proudly, "Zhang Yiyan, your teacher is a very good person and can talk better than you."

Zhang Yiyan stretched out his hand to take the ticket, but Duan Hui raised his hand high, making his outstretched hand fall into the air. "Teacher Zhong gave it to me, why are you trying to snatch it!"

"I don't want to give it to you!"

"It's not yours, don't grab it!"

The two of them were scrambling for tickets at the entrance of the hotel like elementary school students. Although the weather was hot, there were still people passing by and looking at them. Zhang Yiyan was just about to stop when he heard Duan Hui mocking him from above his head, "Zhang Yiyan, you can't get any tickets even if I just stand still. You have short legs and are short. If money falls on the ground, no one can pick it up as fast as you!"

"(艹艹)"

Scholars can endure it, but who can’t?

Unable to bear it any longer, Zhang Yiyan raised his foot and kicked Duan Hui directly on the calf, then turned and walked away, causing Duan Hui to rub his calf and jump a few times on the spot, grimacing in pain, "No, I'm short and you can't say that!"

"Hey, don't walk so fast!" He resigned himself to his fate and limped after him.

After a while of fussing, they finally got back on the bus. Duan Hui didn't dare to say anything more, but he carefully put the ticket away. "Hey, where are you going?"

"Hospital!"

He started the car and set off, "Why are you going to the hospital? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Visiting the patient!"

"Oh!"

He can even kick himself, and he doesn't look sick.