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Yan Junge's nickname has long been changed to "Yan Yanyan". He was once teased as the first person in the system to promote himself.

Commonly known as "Salt Brother" because, salt, is very salty!

「Yan Yanyan」: Baby, wake up~ Get up~

"Yan Yanyan": Baby~ Your husband will call you after parking the car, muah muah love you~

Then the following magical operation came,

Baby~I'm already up~

Baby, I've finished my breakfast.

Baby~ Already set off~

Baby~ I'm going to work at the Municipal Bureau~

Baby~ If you don't come soon, you'll be late~

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!!!

!!!

Then the screen was filled with "moos" again. Zhang Yiyan blushed and threw the phone aside. He really didn't dare to watch any more.

How could this person send a message to the wrong place!

Zhang Tianming put a steamed dumpling in his bowl and said with some worry, "Baby, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"

Zhang Yiyan covered his face with his hands, his face red as blood dripping out, and pointed at his phone, "Look for yourself!"

"What's wrong?" He took the phone and looked at it with some confusion. Wow! Zhang Tianming's face turned blue and red in an instant, and he was having a hard time trying not to laugh. He gave the phone to Zhang Tianyuan, who almost choked to death on a mouthful of porridge!

“Pfft~ Hahahahahaha!!!”

"This is going to be really fun! Hahahaha!"

"Xiao Yan, this kid is always annoying!"

"And you colleagues are all talented, and each one of you speaks funnier than the other!!!"

"Here you go, here you go. Xiao Yan called. I guess he's here to explain!"

Zhang Yiyan took the phone and looked at the caller ID. Feeling embarrassed and annoyed, he still picked up the phone, "Yan Junge!!!"

"Yanyan~baby~I was wrong. I saw the message you sent and was about to reply, but a group message came through and I accidentally clicked the wrong one. It was my fault for not paying attention. Don't be angry~"

“哼！”(?6?5?0?7?0?8?4?2`?0?8)

"Yanyan, please don't be angry, okay? What if you get angry and make yourself sick? Be good, get up now. Are you feeling uncomfortable? Sleep for a while. Your husband will be back to have lunch with you at noon."

If other people knew that he came back at noon just to have lunch with me, my serious and cool image would be shattered. He also had some baggage, okay? "I'm not feeling unwell. Just go to work and don't run around!"

"Baby, I'm not busy today, let me go back~"

"No!" After saying that, Zhang Yiyan hung up the phone angrily. He looked up at the looks from Zhang Tianming and Zhang Tianyuan, and continued eating.

As for Yan Junge, he was driving and watching the road conditions. He caught a glimpse of the message sent by Zhang Yiyan on the mobile phone screen and reached out to swipe the screen.

As luck would have it, whoever posted a message in the group was pinned to second place, and of course my wife was pinned to the top.

He just happened to avoid pedestrians, and he pressed the voice message with his finger and sent it out. When he passed the intersection, turned into the police station, parked the car, and was about to check what his wife had replied, he realized that the message had been sent to the wrong place, and it was already past the withdrawal time.

He called Zhang Yiyan immediately. He didn't mind his colleagues teasing him, as he was famous for being thick-skinned. But his wife was thin-skinned, especially after receiving a lot of messages and emojis from the audience. These gods.

After a few words of coaxing, the call ended. He walked into the office building with a smile, thinking that he would have to go back and coax her at noon. He walked forward while looking down at a nearby flower shop to order flowers.

It was time to go to work, and there was no one in the office that he didn't know. When he met someone, he would either look at him with a smile or tease him with a smile, saying, "Baby, it's time to go to work~Baby, it's time to finish his meal~Baby, muah~"

It never ends!!!

Even though Yan Junge was thick-skinned, he felt a little embarrassed. He smiled awkwardly and got into the elevator. The elevator stopped at the third floor and a few people got off. He trembled with his feet, hoping that it would get off quickly so that he could close the door. He wanted to go back to his office directly, otherwise those bastards would definitely not let him go.

He quickly pressed the door closing button, and when the door was about to close, it was blocked by a hand. When the door opened, Huang Yong waved at him from outside with a smile, accompanied by brothers Zhao Han, Zhao Heng, and Meng Licheng from Group 2.

Huang Yong grinned, "Brother Yan, we have two new members in our group. Can you please give them a few words?"

He refused with a fierce face, "What are you talking about? You can handle it yourself! It's not your first day here!"

"Brother Yan, say a few words!" Then Huang Yongniu called out, and several people dragged him out of the elevator.

Arriving at the big office, Yan Junge put his hands on his hips, looking at a group of people looking at him with suppressed laughter. In his heart, he cursed Huang Yong a hundred times, pretended to cough dryly, and then spoke, "Ahem! How was it divided? There are no interns here?"

Huang Yong continued grinning, "Zhao Han joined our team, Zhao Heng went to Lao Meng's, and Zhu Jiuer sent two fresh graduates!"

Meng Licheng was also happy, "Xiao Zhu's face is so dark! Hahaha! Brother Yan, how about we have lunch together at noon to welcome the newcomer?"

"Yes, Brother Yan, let's have some fun together!" Le Sheng came over and echoed.

Without even thinking, Yan Junge shook his head immediately, "I won't go. All of you groups should gather together and announce my name. Dayong will know! Zhao Heng, Zhao Han, we have met before, so don't be polite!"

Huang Yong touched his pocket and said, "Hey, Brother Yan, your card is almost going to be mine! Hahaha! Brother Yan, let's go together. It's a good opportunity to ask Brother Zhang to come along!"

"That's right, Brother Yan!"

Yan Junge waved his hand, "No, I promised Yanyan that I would go back at noon, I can't break my promise! That's it!"

Several people winked at each other and finally laughed in unison, "Oh~~~We understand~~~"

"Baby~~~muah~~"

"!!!" Yan Junge's thick skin was about to turn red, but who was he? He was the first one who became braver with each battle. "Most of you are single dogs. Are you jealous that I have a wife?"

"And what the hell are the things you guys replied this morning? Are you openly teasing the leader in the group~"

"If you do that again, I'll give you a beating!"

"I'm telling you, calling me baby is a hobby between me and my wife, you single guys don't know anything about that! Just do what you need to do!"

After saying this, Yan Junge walked away proudly with his head held high and chest puffed out like a victorious rooster, and then he got back into the elevator, only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Several people looked at each other, but couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahahaha~~"

"Brother Yan just blushed! Hahaha!!"

"Hahaha! How rare! Brother Yan actually blushes!"

Huang Yong smiled and patted Zhao Han on the shoulder, "Brother Yan, that's it, brother, eat as much as you want at noon, we are not outsiders!"

Zhao Han nodded. He had also seen the group message in the morning. He was slow to warm up to the idea and initially thought Yan Junge would dislike him and would not approve his transfer. Unexpectedly, he not only agreed, but also saw another side of him. It seemed that being transferred to the Municipal Bureau was not such a bad thing.

After laughing for a while, Zhao Heng asked Meng Licheng in a low voice, "Team Meng, where is Zhang Ke's office?"

"Why, do you have something to do with him?"

"No, I just arrived and wanted to say hello!"

I have just met and greeted everyone else, but Zhang Yiyan is still missing!

Le Sheng, who loves gossip the most, squeezed over and said, "Brother, our Brother Zhang is a mysterious person who is hard to find. He only appears at critical moments. He rarely comes to the bureau and doesn't have to work!"

Zhao Heng nodded thoughtfully, "So that's how it is! Xiaole, thank you for your advice!"

"Hey~ You're welcome~ I'm our bureau's PHS!!"

He clasped his hands and said, "Excuse me, my dear!"

"No way! Hahaha!"