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Sitting on the sofa in the extra-large living room, Yan Junge lay back comfortably, pulled Zhang Yiyan to lie in his arms, rubbed his thin shoulders, and rolled his eyes.

Leaning in close, he lowered his head and whispered, "Yanyan, tomorrow is the 30th, and the day after tomorrow is September 1st, how about we just stay here tomorrow~"

"Of course, of course, Master Uncle will live here too. We won't live separately, um~ ok?"

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Zhang Tianyuan, who had just finished touring the room, had excellent hearing and smiled as he glanced at Zhang Tianming, whose expression was unclear.

"Oh my, oh my, I was wondering why you were so anxious, it turns out it's because of this!"

Judging from Yan Junge's expression, he probably wanted to live together with his wife, close the door, and live a shameless and happy life. But Zhang Yiyan got into trouble, so he was going to slowly change Zhang Yiyan's mind.

Yan Junge was not shy either, and held Zhang Yiyan's hand tighter, "Master, I've found the room, do you like it?"

Zhang Tianyuan pulled Zhang Tianming to sit on the other side, smiling, "We've finished, it's pretty good. We went to see your room too, it's too far away, you must have done it on purpose!"

"The room is big, so it will be comfortable if we separate it a little bit. How can I have other thoughts? Master, please don't talk nonsense."

Nonsense??? Slightly??? There is a tea room, a study, and a corridor in between. If you estimate, it is at least more than 50 meters, haha!

Zhang Tianyuan tilted his head to look at Zhang Tianming, "Xiaoming, what do you think?"

Zhang Tianming was not in a very good mood and waved to Zhang Yiyan. "Yanyan, come here!"

Almost immediately, Zhang Yiyan pushed Yan Junge's hand away, walked over, and let Zhang Tianming lead him to an empty room on the side. It seemed that he had something to say.

This made Yan Junge a little nervous, fearing that his father-in-law would suddenly change his mind. He looked at Zhang Tianyuan anxiously, "Master, what happened to my uncle? He seems a little unhappy?"

Zhang Tianyuan picked up the fruit and started eating. "It's okay. I'll just give you a few words of advice. Don't worry. By the way, I'll also give you a few words of advice. It's almost the 1st day. You've finally been waiting for it."

"But you still need to be careful. Don't hurt my precious disciple. Do you understand?"

Yan Junge immediately poured him some tea and said, "No, no, I can't even take care of Yanyan, how can I bear to hurt him."

"That's more like it!" Zhang Tianyuan nodded and waved his hand, "Come closer and listen."

"?" Yan Junge didn't understand but still walked over and muttered a few words, which made his whole face red and he kept nodding.

At the end, his eyes were shining, "Master, there is such a good thing!"

"Come on, kid, don't get excited, it's too early!" Zhang Tianyuan stood up and patted him on the shoulder, teasing, "How did you go to school? Ah! You even ate No. 31!"

"What? The 31st? There's a 8st in August?" Yan Junge's brain froze for a moment, and he frantically took out his phone to check...

The sky is falling! ! !

His face turned red and white, and he suddenly wailed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Damn it, why is there a number 31!!!"

Zhang Yiyan, who also walked over with a red face, heard Yan Junge's wailing, glanced at Zhang Tianming beside him, and couldn't help laughing, this guy!

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The family had no plans to cook in the evening. They wanted to go shopping, buy some things, and have dinner at the same time.

Once you enter the mall, you'll see a lot of cosmetics, jewelry, clothing stores, etc. I walked into a clothing store and bought a few sets of clothes so I wouldn't have to go back to the courtyard to get them.

Yan Junge took a red shirt and tried it on Zhang Yiyan, saying with a smile, "Yanyan, you have fair skin, so red will look good on you. This pink one will also look good! The yellow one will also look good!"

"Too bright!" Zhang Yiyan's clothes are all cool colors, and he has never worn anything so bright.

"It's not gaudy, it's so beautiful! And the style is suitable too!" Yan Junge gestured at one piece after another, having a lot of fun choosing.

Zhang Tianming was also watching, but he wasn't looking at himself. He was looking at Zhang Yiyan and waved, "Yanyan, come here!"

"it is good."

"Try this one on, do you like it?"

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"this?"

"Alright!"

"(n_n)"

The father and son were very happy together. Yan Junge had three or four pieces of clothes in his hands and felt left out.

Zhang Tianyuan raised his arm and put it on his shoulder, comforting him, "Xiao Yan, Yanyan has been clinging to Xiao Ming a lot lately, you have to work harder, otherwise Xiao Ming won't have time to pay attention to me. He won't even help me pick clothes, ah!"

"Master, why don't you do it yourself?" Yan Junge suspected that he was trying to trick him.

"If I go on my own, I won't offend both the father and the son. I am a good master and a good senior brother. I am different from you. Your image in Xiao Ming's heart is already as bad as it can be!"

"...Master, do you think my image can be saved?"

"Hmm??? My dear disciple is happy, Xiao Ming is happy, think about it yourself!"

“Oh~~~” I understand!

The four of them bought a lot of clothes. Yan Junge waved his hand and swiped the card directly. Then he went to another store to continue shopping, and finally arranged for the store to deliver the goods.

He was a person who didn't even know how many things he bought, and who never felt tired from handling cases and chasing murderers. Now that he was tired of shopping in the mall, he went to the five-star hotel next door to eat.

After hearing what Zhang Tianyuan said, Yan Junge was as attentive as if he was proposing marriage for the first time, begging Zhang Tianming to give him his wife. Book a seat in advance and order the dishes. Not only are the dishes first-class, but the service here is also first-class.

He looked so servile that it was hard not to attract Zhang Yiyan's attention. He couldn't help but frown and said, "Be normal."

"Yanyan, this is the first time I'm having dinner with Master and Uncle Master, so of course I have to be attentive. Look how satisfied they are with their meal! I have to perform well." Yan Goutui bared his teeth, tilted his head and kissed him, "Yanyan, do you think my image in Uncle Master's heart can be improved a little bit?"

Really impressed!

After dinner, it was still early, so they took a walk to digest the food. They happened to see a shop that had escape rooms. Yan Junge guessed that they had never played one before, so he suggested, "Yanyan, this is quite popular recently. Have you played it before? Do you want to try it?"

Looking at the sign at the door, Zhang Yiyan shook his head, "I've never played it before, what is this?"

Yan Junge blinked, "I knew you had never played it before. It's an escape room. You can choose the book in it. Why don't you give it a try? It's also an experience!"

Zhang Yiyan looked back at Zhang Tianming, who smiled and nodded, "Go and try!"

His eyes lit up, "Yeah!"

After the explanation, I roughly understood what it meant and how to play it. As soon as I entered the horror chase copy chosen by the four people, I saw the retro and realistic scenes and weird music, which really had that meaning.

After walking a few steps, Zhang Yiyan pulled Yan Junge's hand and said, "Aren't you afraid? The boss just said it's a bit scary inside."

He remembered that Yan Junge was a little afraid of ghosts. Even though he was pretending to be a ghost, he would probably be afraid too!

Yan Junge raised his eyebrows arrogantly and patted his chest, "This is all fake, of course I'm not afraid! Yanyan, if you are afraid, just hide in your husband's arms."

"!!! As long as you're not afraid!"

one minute later

Yan Dadan, who said he was not afraid, screamed and buried his head in Zhang Yiyan's arms, pressing his whole body up, which was quite heavy. He looked back at the female ghost hanging upside down with disheveled hair, and continued to scream. He used his hands and feet to let Zhang Yiyan give him a bear hug, "Yanyan, carry me away, I'm scared!"

"..."

The NPC on the side couldn't stand it anymore and patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, you are so big and muscular, it's really unfair to you!"

"..."

"Beauty, why are you still keeping such a cowardly boyfriend? Throw him away!"

Yan Xiaodan jumped down and chased after the NPC dressed as a ghost and started beating him, "!!! You're an NPC and you're trying to steal my girl!"

After the NPC finished speaking, he turned around and ran, went straight into a secret door and disappeared, leaving Yan Junge disheveled in the wind.

Zhang Yiyan came over and rubbed his head with a stifled smile, "Get up and keep walking!"

Entering through the secret door, all I saw was bright red, red candles, a red bed, and red embroidered shoes on the bride in a red dress.

You know what, it’s really a bit creepy!

The two looked at each other and then at the hint on the table. It turned out to be a ghost marriage. If you take away the tablet on the table, the bride will start chasing you.

Yan Junge stroked his chin and thought, "So if you get a ranking, you chase, if you don't get a ranking, you don't chase."

He weighs 165 pounds, but he is 164cm tall. He was not allowed to take it, but he took it anyway. "Yanyan, let's try!"

Zhang Yiyan smiled and nodded, "Be prepared to escape."

"Do not worry!"

Then, Yan Junge stretched out his arm and carefully touched the seat. The ghost bride, whose face was covered with a thick layer of white foundation, smiled strangely and stood up.

Yan Junge immediately let go and shouted, "I didn't take it, I didn't take it!"

Zhang Yiyan was trying to hold back his laughter, but he could still play like this~

Reach out, get up, let go, don't take it~

Reach out again, stand up again, let go again, I didn’t take it, I didn’t take it~

Again and again~

By the fifth time, the ghost bride was speechless. She stood up and stuffed the tablet into Yan Junge's arms, "Here you go, here you go, go! Go!"

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