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Yan Junge held his phone in one hand and opened the door with the other. He glanced at the two people behind him and said speechlessly, "No, why are you two following me? Go do what you need to do!"

Yao Yuan pushed him aside and went into the deputy captain's office. "This isn't our office. If not for you, where else can you go? We still have to eat later, so you don't have to run away."

He walked into the house in a casual manner, turned on the air conditioner, and sat down on the sofa. Ma Guangyao followed closely behind him, "That's right, I came here to give you face. What's the matter? Do you have something to do?"

Yan Junge curled his lips, "Of course I have something to do. My wife hasn't replied to me for an hour, so I'll give her a video call! You two get out, don't try to eavesdrop!"

The two looked at each other and rolled their eyes speechlessly. Yao Yuan said, "...Old Yan, aren't you afraid that your Zhang Yiyan will dislike you for being clingy? Why don't you tie his belt around his pants!"

"Old Ma, let me tell you, they are really annoying. No, it's mainly because our old comrade Yan is annoying. When it comes to dating, your IQ is seriously off the charts. Kissing, hugging, and lifting up are just basic operations. It's a pity that you didn't come last time and didn't see the live broadcast."

Yan Junge fiddled with his phone, adjusting the position and angle to find the perfect angle for the shot. "Comrade Lao Yao, I understand that you are jealous of me for having such a great wife."

He continued, "My wife has a slim waist, long legs, and a perfect figure. She is gentle, kind, and considerate. She has good temperament and connotation. She graduated from University A with high grades. She skipped grades in elementary and junior high school and graduated from university at the age of 20!"

"During the summer vacation, we caught a fugitive who was suspected of a serious crime! Our old comrade Zheng invited us three times, and he was a regular section chief when he joined the company. Who can compare to him?"

"There are only three of us. Who would skip a grade? Who wouldn't be a troublemaker when he was in school and be chased and beaten by his mother with a rolling pin? Let alone graduating at the age of 20, he would still walk around the streets looking for dogs and cats for the elderly at 23,24 or ."

How come he praised one and criticized the others? He even criticized himself. Yao Yuan just opened his mouth to say one word, "Hey!"

Yan Junge interrupted him and continued, "Let's talk about her looks. Her skin is as white as cream and her face is as beautiful as a flower. When she turns her head and smiles, she is so charming. Xi Shi and Diao Chan are just her sisters, they can't compare to her at all."

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, I keep myself clean, and I don't have any bad habits."

"The most important thing is to love me, understand my work, and have a common language with me. When my wife talks to me, she is very gentle~~hehe~~"

"Hey! Do you know? When my wife is bored, besides reading books and practicing calligraphy, she plays connect the dots to kill time. Isn't it cute?"

The two of them gave up and listened to him say a lot, "Cute, very cute!"

However, Ma Guangyao looked puzzled, "He is so nice, why did he fall for you?"

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Good question, Lao Ma!" Yao Yuan happily slapped his thigh, "Yes, Lao Yan, how could he fall for you when you're so good. He doesn't have any ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends, so how could he bear to break up with you and let you pick him up!"

Yan Junge took the tissue box next to him and threw it at him. Yao Yuan quickly dodged it. Yan Junge laughed and scolded, "Get lost. This face of mine is so cool and awesome. If I stand there, I'm like Pan An in the world. The princesses will rush to ask for my phone number when they see me."

Yao Yuan threw the tissue box back, "Tsk, stop being so mean!"

Raising his big hand and catching it steadily, Yan Junge threw the tissue box to the table, "Yanyan doesn't have any ex-boyfriends or ex-girlfriends. Yanyan is as beautiful as a fairy from heaven, and only someone as handsome as me can be worthy of her. I am the only man my wife has, you two can go away."

Ma Guangyao nodded and concluded, "Old Yao, don't ask anymore. We are not as shameless as him."

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha, very insightful!"

After laughing for a while, Yan Junge waved his hand and told them to go away because he wanted to make a video call. However, the two of them sat there as still as old dogs and didn't even move.

"...You two are being rude. I'm video chatting with my wife, what are you two doing here?"

Yao Yuan and Ma Guangyao looked at each other and said in unison, "Learn how to get rid of being single!"

"..."

The video was played, and after waiting for a long time, under the gaze of the two, Yan Junge was afraid of embarrassment in case they didn't answer. Finally, the call was connected, and he breathed a sigh of relief, proudly raising his eyebrows at the two, but Yao Yuan and Ma Guangyao looked up at the ceiling, with an expression that we were not eavesdropping.

After a moment of black screen, the picture appeared. Yan Junge had already adjusted his sitting position and greeted with a smile, "Yanyan~"

Yao Yuan and Ma Guangyao rubbed the goose bumps on their arms because of the annoying sound! !

In the picture, Zhang Yiyan was lying on the bed holding a mobile phone, looking at him sideways, "Hmm?"

Yan: "Yanyan, what's wrong with you? You don't look very good!"

Yan: "Are you tired? Have you eaten?"

Zhang: "I'm sleepy! I ate."

Yan Junge had a sly smile on his face, thinking that he must have been too busy last night and was exhausted. "Yanyan, I haven't eaten yet. I'm hungry. I ordered takeout and I'll eat it later. If you're sleepy, take a nap!"

Zhang: “Yeah!”

Then he reached out to hang up the call, and Yan Junge hurriedly said, "Hey, Yanyan, don't hang up. If you are sleepy, go to sleep. The video will be playing like this. I will sleep with you, okay~~"

Zhang; “?” (*?6?1.?6?1*)?

Looking at him with some doubt, Yan Junge explained, "Baby, I haven't seen you all morning. I missed you, so I turned on the video. I'll accompany you, okay~"

Zhang Yiyan raised the corners of his lips and closed his eyes, "No, you're too noisy!"

“噗~~”(?0?5?0?4?0?8?9?0?0?4?0?8?0?5)

Ma Guangyao and Yao Yuan really couldn't help themselves. Hearing Yan Junge calling "baby" gave them goose bumps all over their bodies. But they were laughed to death by Zhang Yiyan the next second.

Do you have to reject it so directly? Hahaha!!! Too funny!!!

Feeling Yan Junge's death gaze, Yao Yuan pinched Ma Guangyao and said, "Be patient, don't laugh. We are professionals!"

"..." Ma Guangyao felt that Yao Yuan's laugh was much louder than his.

Ignoring the two of them, Yan Junge laid his face on the table, pouted at the camera, and kissed her in the air, "Yanyan, I promise not to disturb your rest. I'll turn off the sound on my end, so you won't be able to hear it."

"I'll video chat with you when I'm busy in the afternoon, so I can see you longer, baby, do you agree~"

"..."

Zhang Yiyan looked at his face which suddenly enlarged, curled the corners of his lips and nodded.

"Hehe, Yanyan, I knew you would agree! Muah!" After kissing the phone twice, Yan Junge felt itchy in his heart when he saw Zhang Yiyan looking at the camera with a smile, and the smile on his lips gradually grew, "Baby, kiss me too!"

open:"?"

How can we kiss through the screen? Thinking about Yan Junge’s appearance just now, I shook my head!

Yan Junge immediately turned on the macho coquettish mode, "Yanyan~~"

“…” Hey~

He sighed silently in his heart, but the smile on Zhang Yiyan's face did not diminish. He picked up the phone and stared at it intently. Suddenly, he moved the phone closer and faced his cheek to the position of Yan Junge on the screen.

Yan Junge understood immediately, leaned in close to the phone and kissed it several times, finally satisfied. Watching Zhang Yiyan put the phone back, the two just stared at each other.

Why is my wife so beautiful~ I can never get enough of her~

At this moment, Yan Junge couldn't hold back the smile on his lips. "Yanyan, I won't disturb you anymore. Go to sleep. I'm muted. If you miss me, I can hear you talking."

"Ok!"

Yan Junge tapped the mute button, but couldn't move his eyes away. On the screen, Zhang Yiyan slowly closed his eyes and his breathing gradually calmed down.

A few minutes passed like this, and Yao Yuan saw Yan Junge relax and stop talking. He guessed that he was muted, so he asked a question with his mouth, and when Yan Junge nodded, he breathed a sigh of relief.

He wiped his forehead exaggeratedly and said, "Old Yan, you made us two brothers sweat profusely while chatting with our wife via video!"

"But, didn't you say that your wife speaks to you very gently? How come she dislikes you now, hahaha!!!" He said the words "very gently" in a roundabout way and deliberately imitated Yan Junge's tone just now to tease him.

"Hahaha!!!"

The two laughed for a while, and Yan Junge also laughed angrily, "Go away, this is not a disturbance, Yanyan doesn't like noisy environments."

"It's also my fault. I didn't use enough force. It was mainly because Yanyan was too enthusiastic last night. I couldn't let my wife down!"

Yao Yuan rolled his eyes, "Tsk, just show off!"

"Old Yan, I feel like you missed something when you just mentioned the advantages of your Zhang Yiyan! Old Ma, did you notice?"

"Found!"

Yan Junge folded his arms and looked at them. "What?"

The two looked at each other, and finally looked at Yan Junge together, "Be frugal with words!"

"..."