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Zhang Tianming turned his head with an unnatural look on his face, "On the first and fifteenth day of every month, you two can have sex! Remember, one day earlier or later is not allowed. For the rest, we will wait for half a year to see how Yanyan recovers!"

I never thought that one day I would have to talk about what happened in my son’s room. It was something I had never thought about before, and I was so embarrassed that I tapped my toes on the ground.

This! This! This is simply pie in the sky!

"Ah~~~"

Yan Junge's heartbeat quickened with excitement. He shouted and picked up Zhang Yiyan and lifted him high. He was surrounded by joy. He shouted and laughed while holding the person in his arms. Then he raised his head, hugged the person and kissed him again and again, "Yanyan~ That's great! I'm so happy~ Yanyan~"

As if infected by his joy, Zhang Yiyan held his face which was a little hot due to excitement, raised his lips and smiled, lowered his head and kissed him, then hugged his neck tightly to prevent him from looking at his red face, "Yan Junge~"

It was really unbearable to watch. Zhang Tianming waved his hand and said, "Come on, stop being annoying and hurry up to get to work! Remember, you have to sew on the first and fifteenth day of every month. Don't forget it."

"Hehe, no, no. Uncle, Master, let's go to work!" Yan Junge didn't put the person down, and just walked out with him in his arms. After just two steps, he suddenly turned back as he thought of something. Yesterday he was testing his sincerity, and now he wanted to teach himself a lesson for his absurdity.

Now that he is sure of his sincerity, why? "Uncle Master, why didn't you tell me yesterday on the 15th..."

Not only did he not tell me, he also gave himself that medicine. I almost thought I had really become a eunuch. I stared with my eyes wide open and couldn't sleep all night. I had to pretend to be calm on my face. Ugh~

Zhang Tianming snorted coldly, flicked his sleeves and walked away, Zhang Tianyuan followed with a smile.

Seeing them leave, Xie Huai quickly replied, "Of course I don't want to see a big wild boar like you pushing my little spotted pig right in front of me. Really, you have no sense at all!"

"(⊙o⊙)..."

"Xie Huai!" Zhang, who was called Little Pig, was very unhappy. Seeing Xie Huai running fast, he became even angrier. He turned his head to look at Yan Junge, still worried. He grabbed his wrist and felt his pulse, thinking for a moment. In just these few seconds, Yan Junge's forehead began to sweat from nervousness.

"It's nothing serious, you just haven't had enough rest recently, just take a good rest!"

Phew~~~ Thank God, it seems that what Xie Huai gave me is really a medicine for clearing away heat and reducing internal heat, not that thing, bah! I don’t even want to mention those words!

"Yanyan, let's go!"

"Ok!"

After getting in the car, Yan Junge smiled and gave his phone to Zhang Yiyan to play games to relieve boredom on the way. "Yanyan, my game level is higher than yours, isn't it amazing!"

He chuckled and nodded, "Great~"

"Yanyan, when you have time, go buy a new phone. I want a couple's model, okay~~"

"Good~"

"Yanyan~"

Heifeng, who had been locked in the back seat since last night: Heh~

Along the way, Yan Junge's mouth was always curled up, his eyes were bent with laughter, and he tilted his head from time to time to look at her, and continued to smile foolishly. My wife is so beautiful~ She looks beautiful from both the front and the side~ She looks so cute when playing games~

When I think that the first day of the new year will be here soon, I can have fun with my wife, hoo hoo hoo!!!

My heart is surging~ ah ah ah oh~

This gaze was too piercing. Zhang Yiyan also tilted his head to look at him, with a faint smile on his face, "Drive carefully!"

"Yanyan~ I feel like I'm dreaming, you're back, and Uncle Master has promised us to be together! We can still, (*__*) hehe..." Looking at the red light, he immediately stepped on the brakes, stretched his neck and pouted, "Let me kiss you~ Quick~ Baby~"

Zhang Yiyan reached out and pinched his cheek, "Stop messing around and drive carefully!"

"Yanyan~ come on~ come on~"

I can’t stand it anymore! Heifeng suddenly said, “Master!”

"Oh my god, Heifeng, why are you here!!!" Yan Junge screamed, and then remembered something, "Heifeng, you were in the car last night?"

Heifeng rolled his eyes at him!

"Ouch, sorry, sorry, I forgot." The dog hadn't been walked or fed, he had completely forgotten, "Heifeng, you must be hungry, I'll go to the breakfast shop up ahead and buy you some buns!"

Heifeng stretched his head forward and coquettishly arched Zhang Yiyan's shoulders to let him touch him. The latter smiled and rubbed his big furry head, "Heifeng, are you okay?"

Heifeng looked at Yan Junge with his dark eyes, which made him feel guilty. "You don't want to eat buns, you don't want to eat buns. I'll buy you pig's trotters, roast duck, and roast chicken. Oh! Oh, and I'll buy you ten boxes of the imported gold-rimmed canned food!"

"Humph!"

Zhang Yiyan smiled and stroked Heifeng's furry head again, "Heifeng, have you always been following Yan Junge to solve cases?"

"Yes Master!"

"Great!"

"Hehe~" Heifeng likes his master the most. When he is patted on the head, he is no longer angry with Yan Junge.

"It's early in the morning. Apart from the breakfast shop, other shops are closed. Only the vegetable market has some people. Let's go there." Seeing a parking space in the distance, he simply parked the car outside a vegetable market. As soon as the car was parked, Yan Junge leaned over and hooked Zhang Yiyan's chin, kissed him carefully and deeply, and finally smiled with satisfaction, "Yanyan, you wait for us in the car."

I smiled and tapped his nose, "Go quickly and come back soon~"

Yan Junge's voice was so sweet that it could kill you, "Okay~"

Suddenly the scene changed, "Let's go, Heifeng, there is a public toilet over there, go to the toilet first, then turn around and go to the vegetable market to buy some things!"

"(?_?)"

After putting on the leash, Heifeng shook his body in dissatisfaction. Yan Jungra tightened his grip and warned him, "Heifeng, you are so big, others will be scared if you are on a leash. If you are not on a leash, you will be caught! Stop shaking, or you will scare others."

"If you keep shaking, I'll tell Yanyan that I won't bring you out next time!"

Black Wind: . . .

When they got to the public toilet, it was naturally worse than the restrooms in the bureau and at home. Heifeng smelled the urine and didn't want to go in at all. "It stinks, I won't go!"

"Hey! You dog, you're still complaining about this and that. Come on, I won't treat you if you're pissed!" He pulled the rope to drag the big black dog in, and the man and the dog started to compete, "Do you want to be the first dog to die from its own piss? Come on!"

"No!" The stubborn dog refused to go!

Continue to pull, "Go quickly! If you don't go, I will call Yanyan over!"

"...I use this trick every time!"

"The trick doesn't have to be new, as long as it works!" Yan Junge breathed a sigh of relief with satisfaction. This dog has a body full of tendons and is really heavy!

Feeling his bladder growling, Hei Feng put forward a condition, "You have to wipe my paws when we get back to the car!"

"Wipe, wipe, wipe. I'm wiping them for you! You're such a fussy dog. I'll buy you a pair of shoes later. No, two pairs of shoes!"

"Then I want black shoes!"

“…Buy, buy, buy! Go quickly!”

Finally, Heifeng walked in reluctantly, with a proud look on his face, not like going to the toilet but going to court. He picked a toilet seat that he was satisfied with, raised his legs and aimed at the toilet, and pee~~

The old man who was using the toilet next to him gave a thumbs up and took out his phone to take a photo, "This dog is really good! He can even go to the toilet by himself!"

"What a great teaching! Unlike my dog ​​Da Huang, who has to clean up after me every day!"

"This dog is so strong! So black and strong!"

Heifeng didn't expect that he could be praised for going to the toilet. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh. How could these people be as ignorant as those in the Municipal Bureau!

Humph! She shook her head proudly and walked out of the public toilet with her head held high.

As a result, these old men followed them into the vegetable market and kept telling passers-by that the dog went to the toilet by itself, which made Heifeng wonder what expression he should express.

Looking at Yan Junge on the side, he was shaking from trying to hold back his laughter. He bought a roast chicken and stuffed it directly into his mouth, "Eat it quickly! Authentic free-range chicken!"

Hei Feng opened his mouth and bit off half of it. The crowd exclaimed again, praising him for being amazing.

"Hahahaha!!! Heifeng, you are really amazing. You are praised for being good at pooping and farting! Hahaha!!!"

After eating a roast chicken, two pig's trotters, a steamed bun to remove the greasiness, and a bottle of water to smooth over the cracks, Heifeng felt that it was enough and was finally satisfied.