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"Let me introduce you to this medicine. It's called the Elixir of Childlessness. If you take one pill, even if you are the reincarnation of Lao Ai, you will become a weakling."

"..." Yan Junge's expression was blank for a moment, and when he realized what he said, his face turned pale.

This is revenge! Naked revenge!

Xie Huai's eyes were filled with excitement. "My junior brother's body couldn't bear it, so I specially developed this medicine to kill two birds with one stone!"

"What's up! Are you scared? Are you regretting it? Think carefully about whether you really want to be a eunuch for the rest of your life!"

Then he changed the subject, "There are so many people in the world, not just my junior brother. Think carefully! Are you going to give up a lot of people for this one person, and you don't even have dignity!"

"It's not even a minute yet, and the door isn't locked. You still have time to regret it. We will definitely not stop you."

Yan Junge swallowed hard, his Adam's apple rolling, staring at the medicine bottle, "Don't think about it, I'll take it!"

"!!!"

Now it was Zhang Tianming, Zhang Tianyuan and Xie Huai's turn to be shocked. The three of them looked at him in disbelief, but seeing his firm expression, he did not seem to be lying.

The three of them looked at each other, wondering if this man was crazy!

Zhang Tianming lowered his head, and his expression could not be seen for a moment, but his momentum was not as sharp as before. "Yan Junge, I hate you, but you don't have to do this. Go away, I will tell Yanyan that I forced you to leave."

"No, I'll eat it! But I beg you to promise me not to tell Yanyan about this. I don't want him to be sad if he knows!" Yan Junge said as he reached out to take it.

Xie Huai looked as if he was constipated. He put the porcelain bottle in his hand and reminded him, "Think it over carefully. If you eat it, you will never be humane in your life. Are you sure? Don't you want to think about it again?"

"!!! Don't try to shake me with your words. As long as I can be with Yanyan, anything is fine!" He took the porcelain bottle and poured out a black pill. He stared at it, and suddenly his mind flashed the scene of Zhang Yiyan vomiting blood and fainting!!!

He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, closed his eyes, and swallowed it in one gulp.

"!!!"

Damn, he really eats it!

Xie Huai suddenly panicked. If his junior fellow apprentice knew...

I should have tried a different method to test it earlier!

Amount (°ー°〃)

Forget it. The drug is only effective for 24 hours anyway, so just wait it out.

Thinking of this, he reached out and patted Yan Junge on the shoulder, "Brother, you are the one who is ruthless. I firmly support this marriage!"

After saying that, Xie Huai went out directly, shaking his head and sighing, praising that this is what a real man is like!

This made Zhang Tianming and Zhang Tianyuan feel awkward for a moment. They looked at each other and quickly followed Xie Huai. They didn't tell the truth until they were outside and made sure Yan Junge couldn't see them. "It's Qingxin Pills. I added a bit too much heat-clearing and fire-removing medicine when I was practicing. With Yan Junge's physique, I guess the effect of the medicine will wear off in less than a day."

Zhang Tianming nodded and breathed a sigh of relief. "Next time, tell me in advance if this happens. If you hadn't winked at me, my brother and I would have almost stopped him."

Zhang Tianyuan was curious about something else. "Xiao Huai, why are you making this medicine for no reason? Are you going to live a life of purity and abstinence?"

"Um (ˉ―ˉ?) Master, can you please give me some privacy?"

"Okay, okay, you're already an adult, so Master won't blame you anymore. Just be good to yourself. If there's anything you like, bring it back for us to see!"

"(=tェt=)"

In the tea room

After the three men left, Yan Junge sat down on the ground as if he had lost all his strength. His eyes were red and a tear fell on the back of his hand, which he wiped away forcefully.

Look at the porcelain bottle in your hand, hold it tightly, and never regret what you have decided to do!

After I calmed myself down, I went to the car to get a change of clothes. I had been here before, found the external restroom, and took a quick shower.

After wiping it a few times, he came to the door of Zhang Yiyan's room, tried to adjust his mood, and knocked on the door gently. The door opened quickly and Yan Junge walked in with a smile.

In the dark, Zhang Tianming and Zhang Tianyuan came out. They looked at each other, and the former sighed, "Forget it, let it be!"

Zhang Tianyuan put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Xiao Ming, I'm glad you can figure it out! Let's go and have some sleep. I'm exhausted after being busy all day! I'm so sleepy!" As he said that, he pushed him into the house.

"Get away!"

"Ouch, my room is not cleaned, let me make do with it for the night!"

"no!"

"I'll make the floor for you to sleep on, that's ok!"

"Really?"

"Really, really!!" (???)

:::

Zhang Yiyan was just drying her hair after taking a shower when she heard Yan Junge knocking on the door. As soon as she opened the door, she was hugged tightly.

Yan Junge smiled and held her in his arms, walked to the bedside, bent down and kissed her cheek, "Yanyan, let me help you blow dry your hair~"

"Hmm~" Zhang Yiyan nodded obediently while being held on his lap. Feeling the cool breeze on his face, he squinted his eyes comfortably.

While blowing his hair, Yan Junge looked at the person in his arms without blinking, and felt that everything was worth it.

He put down the hair dryer, put his arm around her slender waist, his eyes full of affection, "Yanyan, I miss you so much~ Do you miss me?"

Zhang Yiyan hugged him back, blushing quietly. It seemed like he had said a lot of words of confession today. "I miss you?????"

The beautiful big eyes blinked, looked at Yan Junge's peach blossom eyes, leaned forward and kissed him, "Happy birthday (?????)"

He kissed her back, "Why didn't you tell me what happened outside just now?"

The tsundere expression was spot on, and she kissed the tip of Yan Junge's nose again, "I knew you would come to me! So I'm telling you now!"

Yan Junge looked at the smiling face of the person in his arms, and immediately hugged him tighter, burying his big head in the crook of Zhang Yiyan's neck, his voice suddenly became a little hazy, "Yanyan, you are finally back, finally back, I missed you so much, I missed you so much~"

Feeling the wetness on his neck, Zhang Yiyan rubbed his slightly coarse hair and asked, "Are you crying?"

"No, I didn't cry, I just drooled accidentally!" The big head rubbed his tears onto Zhang Yiyan's chest, wetting his light blue pajamas.

"Okay~ I didn't cry~"

He sniffed his nose, "Yanyan, please don't leave me in the future, okay? I can't bear to leave you! When I can't see you, I feel my heart hurt, I can't bear it!"

Zhang Yiyan curled his lips, probably because he was scared by his vomiting blood last time and walking for such a long time, so he promised, "No, I won't do it again!"

"Yanyan~" After getting the assurance, Yan Junge's eyes became even redder and his eyes were filled with tears.

When their eyes met, Zhang Yiyan burst out laughing, pulled out a few tissues to wipe his nose, and kissed the corner of his eye, "Crybaby~"

"Mmm~~" With their lips covered, the long-lost kiss and being alone made both of them particularly devoted.

Being pressed onto the bed, Zhang Yiyan took the initiative to hug Yan Junge's neck tightly, tilting his head back to kiss him back.

o(╥﹏╥)oT﹏T(o﹏o?)

Yan Junge felt Yan Xiaodi's silence and calmness, and cried even harder. She hugged Zhang Yiyan and kissed him again and again, and finally propped up her arms and body.

Looking at the person under me, her long hair spread out on the bed, faintly emitting a faint fragrance, her skin as white as cream, her waist as slender as a willow, her eyes looking at me with spring in them, especially the collar of her pajamas pulled open a little, revealing her sexy collarbone.

It’s really, really terrible!

My heart was agitated, but my body didn't react. I suppressed the bitterness in my heart and gasped, "Yanyan, you're not well yet, you still need to rest well. I, gulp~"

I swallowed, a little nervously, "I'm going to the bathroom, I'll be right back!"

Zhang Yiyan's cheeks flushed and she nodded shyly. She thought he would rush over without caring about anything, but she didn't expect him to be so considerate.

But it was really late, and Master and Grandmaster also said that he had to slowly adapt. Rubbing his sweaty cheeks, "Okay!"

Rushing into the bathroom almost as if escaping, Yan Junge turned on the faucet, looked down at Yan Xiaodi, and forced a smile that was uglier than crying, "Brother, cheer up!"

"..." Do you want to listen and see how outrageous you are! You took the medicine yourself! What do you mean by urging me now?

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