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Chapter 279: Shout whenever you get the chance
Embarrassment is an emotional experience that makes people feel uncomfortable and overwhelmed. It often occurs in social situations, possibly because of saying or doing something wrong, dressing inappropriately, or suddenly encountering an unexpected situation.
Embarrassing moments often make people blush, their heart beats faster, and they want to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Sometimes we may try to hide our embarrassment by laughing, but this often only makes the situation more awkward.
Obviously, Yan Junge did not have this consciousness. He did not feel that his behavior just now was embarrassing, and he was not embarrassed at all, so he did not need to do anything else to cover it up.
A real man, just be yourself! yeah!
The elevator opened soon, and Cao Liangqi raised his hand to lead Zhang Yiyan out of the elevator. Zheng Enmin, who was so embarrassed that his toes were digging into the ground, didn't care much at this time and immediately stepped up to follow.
Isn't it possible that this old boy, Lao Cao, hasn't given up on poaching Zhang Yiyan yet? No, no, you have to watch yourself!
He hurriedly followed up and said with a smile, "Hey, Lao Cao, I'm young, but my drinking capacity is no match for an old drunk like you. I'll drink with you!"
Cao Liangqi glanced at him, "That's a good relationship!" This old Zheng robbed people to City A, and then guarded himself as much as he guarded against thieves, huh!
Now I don't let myself talk to Zhang Yiyan alone. It's obvious that I'm afraid of poaching people. Humph, this old chicken thief! (ノдヽ)
These two old naughty boys, hey, Zhang Yiyan followed with a smile and didn't say much!
Yan Junge, who was two steps behind, was about to speed up, but Yao Yuan pulled him and lowered his voice and said, "You kid, what did you just do? I'm embarrassed for you!"
"Thank you, no need!" ( ̄▽ ̄)/Proud face!
"It belongs to your uncle! It has to be you, you are so shameless. Hey, Lao Yan, you and..." nodded Zhang Yiyan in front of him with his chin, "What's going on? Are you really talking about it?"
"I kissed him without talking about it, and he let me kiss him without talking about it. Singles don't understand and don't get involved!"
"Your uncle! Why am I single? You have no idea. When I was in school, Xiaomei, the class beauty in the next class, clearly sent me a love letter. But you sent it to me by mistake and gave it to Yao Yang in the dormitory next door. In the end, They are so good, it makes me depressed just thinking about it.”
Yan Junge curled his lips and remembered this, "No, buddy, you have chased me and asked me eight hundred times about this. That girl told Senior Yao, how did I know it was you, Senior Yao."
"No matter what, you owe me a girlfriend anyway!"
This time Yan Junge was depressed, "Brother, this has been going on for more than ten years. Have you never come out or has no one chased you since then?"
"!!! It's your uncle's! Of course I don't like it!"
Yan Junge looked at him from top to bottom suspiciously, and couldn't help but exclaimed, "Old Yao, tell the truth, are you in the anti-pornography team too tempted every day to find a girlfriend anymore?"
The words were loud, but fortunately they did not attract onlookers. Yao Yuan glared at him, "Sir, speak up! Brother, you are too busy and don't have time to find a girlfriend. We are not like you who are engaged in criminal investigation and have female interns every year. "Sir, we are a group of gentlemen, with a small number of people and a heavy workload."
Yan Junge waved his hand, "Yes, yes, I'm busy, and I haven't delayed finding a partner. You have to find the reason from yourself, brother, look at your image, your, ah, image!"
"What's wrong with my image? I'm a young and handsome boy. Hey, Lao Yan, don't forget that your boy is one year older than me."
The two of them stumbled into the banquet hall and turned to the corner to chat. Yan Junge disliked Yao Yuan while staring at Zhang Yiyan, not letting him leave his sight.
Yao Yuan couldn't help but squint at him, feeling depressed when he said this. He had heard that Yan Junge and Song Qing had failed him before and he was gloating about it, but he didn't expect to find someone more beautiful.
"Don't look at it, you're not afraid to poke a hole in Zhang Yiyan. Hey, no, Lao Yan, tell the truth to my buddy, how did you and Zhang Yiyan start? I heard before that he is very cold, how can you Bring the fairy down to earth."
Speaking of this, Yan Junge became more energetic. He leaned against the corner with his arms folded, raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly. He stepped forward with one foot, trembling on his toes, and said very loudly, "You may not believe it, my wife." My son has a crush on me first, hehehe;-)”
"It's your uncle! Your smile is too vulgar, I don't believe it at all."
"Tsk, you still don't believe it, show me the evidence and see if you believe it or not!"
He took out his mobile phone and found a photo of Zhang Yiyan secretly kissing (actually sucking in Yang Qi). He was very proud of himself. live!"
"You said that such a beautiful and capable fairy has a crush on me. I don't mean to express it. It would really chill the fairy!" Thinking of the sweet past between the two of them (automatically ignoring the part about him stalking him), Yan Junge's eyes smiled with laughter. They all squinted, hey hey hey! ! !
"Hey, let me tell you secretly, I am my wife's first and only man. From top to bottom, from inside to outside, my wife only has me, hahahaha!!!"
Σ(?w?;≡?Yao Yuan was depressed, completely depressed. He took out his cigarette case and was about to bite a cigarette out, but Yan Junge stopped him and said, "Hey, my wife can't smell the smell of cigarettes. Wait. You can do it after we leave!"
Yan Junge looked at several people talking around Zhang Yiyan, who seemed to want to toast. He couldn't help frowning and pushed Yao Yuan, "I'm going to see my wife, let's talk back!"
Yao Yuan: It belongs to your uncle! ! !
Seeing Yan Junge go up to talk with a smile and naturally stop the wine for Zhang Yiyan, Yao Yuan raised his eyebrows, "These two are really talking!"
Looking at Zhang Yiyan, who was hugged by Yan Junge not far away, Yao Yuan was stunned for a moment, "Hey, we just had a meeting, and this guy's hair is not loose."
Thinking of something, he was speechless. He looked at the cigarette in his hand and stopped smoking. He stepped over and said with a smile, "Zhang Ke, let me toast you!"
"Old Yao, don't make trouble, Yanyan can't drink!" Yan Junge took the champagne in Zhang Yiyan's hand and touched it with Yao Yuan, "I'll drink with you!"
"Okay, you drink twice as much!" Yao Yuan raised his head and drank half of the glass, and suddenly became happy when he saw the two people in front of him, "Old Yan, Zhang Ke, you two just went to toast, it was like a newlywed couple holding a wedding. , the newlyweds went to the table to toast! I’m ready to take out the red envelope.”
"Hehehehe, Lao Yao, if you want to have a wedding drink, let me know earlier. Get the red envelope ready. You will definitely be the first one to invite me to Yanyan's wedding." Yan Junge was happy, touched another one, and drank the remaining half of the glass. .
"Okay, I will definitely participate and prepare a big red envelope for you!"
Zhang Yiyan saw Yan Junge's proud smile and did not interrupt him. He just sighed in his heart. This man really didn't know what low-key was.
The big hands around his waist tightened, and Yan Junge hugged the person tighter. Now that he has finished the toast, he just wants to get into the bridal chamber quickly! "Yanyan, let's go back!"
"We're going back first, you drink slowly!" He said a simple greeting, put his arms around Zhang Yiyan's waist and left quickly.
Yao Yuan took a new glass of champagne and shook his head with a smile, "This kid can't wait."
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