The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.
Chapter 9 Mistakes
Not satisfied!
In the main room, Mu Jiao was tapping the table with several fingers, "My Xiaoxiao actually wants to be the first lady. I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it."
He was originally a little angry at her greed, but after calming down, he actually felt a little... secretly happy.
This woman said she wanted to leave, but in her heart she didn't want to stay with him for a hundred years.
Shi Hao behind him: "Young General, no! Miss Si..." Virtue is not worthy of her place!
Mu Jiao: "I know. The position of side wife is my greatest sincerity. Unless..."
Before he had time to find out Xiaoxiao's life experience, she refused to reveal it. But since she was noticed by the people in the brothel, she didn't have any background when she came to Xiaoxiao, so there was nothing else to do except.
Wenyin was poisoned, so he was indeed a bit harsh, and he might have frightened Xiaoxiao. He was afraid that Xiaoxiao would leave impulsively, but now it seems that she didn't!
With the household registration in his hands, everything is easy to handle.
He prefers the Xiaoxiao who was gentle, obedient, and attached to him before. If she doesn't realize this herself, then he will help her change back!
Mu Jiao: "Shi Hao, please pass on this message. From today until winter, everyone will come to the yard to eat on time! Don't wait until late, and don't leave any food behind!"
Shi Hao has always taken care of the food, clothing, housing and transportation in this courtyard. Xiaoxiao, a delicate person who doesn't know the difference between grain and grain, will definitely show favor and submission when the time comes!
From today on, he will no longer indulge her!
He wanted her to take the initiative to beg him. He also wants her to take the initiative to accompany him!
Shi Hao: "Yes! But... Master, you have to control yourself. Don't look back and put yourself on people's beds and feed them."
Mu Jiao: "..." I just acted so cruelly...
In the next few days, Si Xiaoxiao did not appear at the dinner table in the courtyard as Mu Jiao expected.
When the others returned to their rooms after eating, she went to the kitchen to make her instant noodles. Adding eggs, ham, and mustard are all basic operations.
Ahem, although it's a bit choking, adding some dry branches and making a small flame to the fire that has not been extinguished will not affect the creation of delicious food at all.
Si Xiaoxiao took a preliminary inventory of the snacks in the company’s afternoon tea room:
Dried tofu, dried fish, quail eggs, braised eggs, spicy strips, small fish balls, sour bamboo shoots, crispy beans... Well, not much, just about seventy.
Combine different flavors of instant noodles and arrange and combine them.
The fast food space is really unbeatable! o! Ye!
Mu Jiao still doesn’t know that his starvation plan has been on hold for at least... a year?
Si Xiaoxiao also found garlic sprouts in the mountains, which slightly alleviated the problem of insufficient dietary fiber.
Si Xiaoxiao, who had no one to harass her, was living quite comfortably these days!
There are no colleagues who bully her, there are no goods that cannot be sold out, and she can sleep until as late as she wants.
She even composed original songs: "Stay away from me, scumbag, the song that instant noodles love me the most", "Love, this damn song of freedom", "Even if you die, you need the song of freedom!"
Add firewood and sing at the same time.
But she learned wisely and closed the kitchen door every time she cooked noodles to block the two greedy cats at the door.
But how could those door panels nailed together with broken wooden strips stop the temptation of instant noodles.
Braised beef, spicy beef, tomato sirloin, Laotan pickled cabbage, scallion-flavored pork ribs, chicken with mushrooms, beef in golden soup, Japanese dashi, tom yum noodles... Oh my goodness, all kinds of aromas, stimulating the two children leaning against the door. .
Two little dolls, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, fit perfectly together and stuck to the door panel.
Mu Ling'er: "Brother, I smell the smell of meat, it smells so good."
Mu Wenyin: "If you tell me, I've smelled it a long time ago."
"What kind of meat is this, brother? Why is it different from the previous one?"
"Nonsense, I didn't know! When the woman opens the door later, we will fight! Do you hear me?"
"Forget it, brother, how many times have you been kicked down? When did you get it? We can smell it. Come on, smell it a few more times!"
Open the door, move back, raise your legs, "Wow" not a drop of soup is spilled, perfect.
"Just wait, I'll sue my father! You won't give me food!"
"Come on, let's see if your father has the face to ask for food from a woman. Humph" he twisted around and returned to the house. Twist and twist and twist.
Just looking at it, it's quite irritating.
Mu Jiao pretended to look at the scenery in front of the window "..."
Shi Hao, who had been breathing for a minute and twenty seconds, "..." Finished, the master can't count on him.
Mu Jiao turned around and gave Shi Hao a look, "Can you grab it?"
Shi Hao twitched his eyes and said, "I want to go to you. I am the gold medal sword guard of the General's Mansion. I want face..."
Take a deep breath... It seems that my breathing needs to be improved.
The west wing of a small courtyard is only about [-] meters away, but the smell is so thin. This is not acceptable!
"Master, I'm going to practice my martial arts." He jumped out of the window.
Well, the fragrance on the roof is much stronger.
Bang bang bang, knock on the door. Shi Hao had just found a secluded and very conducive position for breathing. He was so excited that he almost fell off the roof.
"Sister, are you there? Sister?"
Blowing, blowing, blowing, "Thin, thin, thin, thin, haha..."
"You're looking in the wrong place, you don't have your sister here."
Ren: ...With this big mouthful, half a bowl was made by the sound! Do you want to keep knocking on this door...
"Sister, please open the door first. I have something to tell you."
Blow, blow, blow, "Silky, thin, thin, haha...it smells so good."
"I'm busy, please come back later." Well, I'll put two packs of sour bamboo shoots next time!
Ren: ...Two mouthfuls. This is almost gone, wait? What is left?
Without further delay, he went straight to the topic, "Sister, for the sake of the major general, please give the children some food! Sister, sister?"
Snoring, snorting, "Tsk ha... Huh, hiss! It's sour and spicy, so exciting."
"Huh? Ah, I have nothing to do with him. You can go find him."
Ren: ...three mouths!
"Sister! Sister!" Ms. Ren pounded the door harder. She was a little anxious.
"Sister, I just feel sorry for the two babies. Don't worry, I won't eat the food. I will give it all to the children. In the future, if the children have good food, they will definitely not forget my sister."
She spoke like she was pouring beans, and she finished her words in a snap. I'm afraid that if I speak too slowly, my noodles will be eaten.
Si Xiaoxiao stuttered a lot, it was so hot. He chewed and exhaled, "Come on... If you get poisoned later, it will be on me."
Ren: ...four people!
At this moment, her mind was filled with memories of seeing each other. As for what Si Xiaoxiao said? Didn't listen.
"Um...sister, please open the door."
Open the door quickly! Gone in a while! ! !
"dundundun haha..."
"No, no, I can't walk." She didn't want her happy mood to be ruined by a concubine.
Ren: ...my soup...
Si Xiaoxiao lay down on the bed and "flattened his stomach". Pat your round belly with your hands.
"Hey~" What a Buzz.
Ren: ...It’s over!
The noodles were gone and the soup was gone, but the fragrance would not dissipate and flew into Ren Yuanyuan's nose.
At this moment, Ren Yuanyuan exploded!
Why? She is the mistress of this family. She takes care of the children, changes clothes, and waits on the men. What she eats is pureed wild vegetables and black-faced steamed buns.
But Si Xiaoxiao didn't have to do anything. She was well dressed and well fed. The major general's heart and eyes were filled with hers.
"Sister, now you live in the courtyard given to us by the imperial court, and you use our stove. Even the firewood for the fire was picked up by our guards. Isn't it appropriate for you to live and use it for nothing? Bring out your food, shouldn't you?"
The wife of the wife is not here, and as long as Si Xiaoxiao does not become the wife for a day, then her concubine will be the biggest in the back house!
Why should you bow down to a nameless person?
I didn’t even get a bite of the noodles, it was so frustrating!
Shi Hao: ...You take care of me, I'll take care of you as a guard.
Master, why don’t you leave this concubine? This bit of fairy spirit has been sucked away by her. This is a cut-off.
creak.
Si Xiaoxiao opened the door and kicked Ren to the ground.
"Uh... I'm sorry, the blood was concentrated in the stomach, and the brain was a little lack of oxygen, so I couldn't control my limbs well. I couldn't hold it back for a moment, so I kicked you. I thought, you are so considerate, you will be able to Understand me."
"You actually hit me, General, save me..."
Save your sister, Si Xiaoxiao picks her ears, this woman is so annoying.
Mu Jiao looked here with an indifferent expression, not wanting to take care of his concubine at all.
real dog!
Si Xiaoxiao laughed, I'll let you see the joke!
"But I think what you said is quite reasonable. We are not relatives, and I really shouldn't use your kitchen in vain."
Ren was overjoyed. She was ready for the lion to open its mouth.
Si Xiaoxiao: "Then I'll pack up my things and move out later."
Shi Hao on the roof is heartbroken... Don't leave, I haven't smelled enough...
He himself didn't realize that for more than a year, the little guard who had been loyal to his master and wanted Si Xiaoxiao to leave his master as soon as possible, now turned traitor because of a few packets of instant noodles...
Mu Jiao, Xiaoxiao can’t leave! I'm showing my kindness, isn't it okay if I surrender?
The food coercion and inducement plan was put on hold!
"Ren! Go back to your house. If Xiaoxiao leaves, I want you to look good!"
hehe! Dog man, appears.
In the [-]rd century, Si Xiaoxiao hated people using the word "haha" when chatting with her.
But now her use of these two words is really perfect.
I even think that no word can replace the soul of these two words!
Shi Hao was worthy of being a gold medal bodyguard. Before Ren could even respond to the Major General's order, he was thrown back into the room by Shi Hao who jumped down, which took 0.1 seconds.
The world is finally quiet.
Si Xiaoxiao didn't care about his image and touched his belly with his hand, "Take care of your concubine!" An uncontrollable burp came out again.
Mu Jiao wouldn't let her leave, so she wouldn't leave yet. After all, her household registration was still there. It is also safer to live in this courtyard.
She turned around, her eyes lit up, and she smiled evilly, coming from her heart.
After eating and drinking, I took a bottle of mineral water, a pack of compressed biscuits, my favorite little cloth bag, and went up the mountain to eat.
It is still the marked mountain road.
Breathing the air that is many degrees fresher than modern times, I feel like I am inhaling oxygen every time I take a breath, and I don’t feel tired when climbing.
I don’t know if I will live long in such a high-oxygen environment.
But think about the ingredients of this era, well... I know why the average life span of ancient people was short.
Although instant noodles are much more sophisticated than the food of this era.
But she vaguely remembered a report that students from country Z who went to country M had trouble eating instant noodles!
An autopsy analysis revealed that the cause of death was due to eating instant noodles for several months. The preservatives condensed into a thick layer of wax in her internal organs, forming a barrier. As a result, it cannot absorb any nutrients until it dies.
Thinking about the three meals of instant noodles she had eaten recently, the dosage of preservatives seemed to be several times greater than eating instant noodles alone!
oh! no!
"How much time do I have..." A soul floated out along Si Xiaoxiao's open mouth.
See your own soul floating away.
"Don't leave. I won't just sit there and live in vain. Can't I just try my best to survive? Please come back~" He stretched out his hand and grabbed the void in a certain direction.
Tiandao:? Did you realize it so quickly? Well, I feel very relieved.
He casually used his magic seal to knock back the soul...
Si Xiaoxiao clutched her aching head... She was just a drama addict, and she showed off casually, but why did she feel like someone was beating her up!
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