The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.

True Lord Jin Zha got up from the ground, vomited out a mouthful of sand, straightened his appearance, and stood in front of Si Xiaoxiao's courtyard.

Well, this is the fourth time he's been in this position.

The first time was when he heard humans calling for help and came to ask Si Xiaoxiao to check with him. That time Si Xiaoxiao politely treated him to more than seventy cans of Coke. At that time, the two of them didn't get along very well, but they were still harmonious. The woman always smiled when she talked to him.

The second time, yesterday, the woman asked someone to deliver a message to him, and he ran over excitedly. Place all your hopes on her, a human being. He didn't expect that she would be so perfunctory and find a bunch of broken boxes in exchange for his gold mountain! Faced with the woman's passionate speech, he left angrily and gracefully.

The third time, ahem, it’s okay not to mention it the third time.

The majestic god was actually bullied by a human cub. This memory must be erased as soon as possible.

At this moment, True Lord Jin Zha actually has a trace of regret. You talk about yourself, just leave, and you want to say harsh words?

You are such a majestic god, but you are as capable as a small human being!

That woman too, was so vindictive!

When I came here for the third time, you just watched the naughty kid bullying me and didn't care! You don’t want to say a word to me!

Narrow-minded! Stingy!

In your human terms, it means that only women and villains are difficult to raise!

Today, the mountain has been opened, and there will be more pilgrims in the future. Although the statue of his master is the most golden and handsome, there is no way to attract the pilgrims if the other peaks are not included! Just like today's Mr. Cai Bo Xing, if he does something casually, pilgrims will run there like crazy.

After much thought, double insurance is safer! For the sake of Master’s grand plan, I have to buy another creative idea!

Buy a better one!

It doesn’t matter if he doesn’t want to lose face!

The worst case scenario is to hit her with a gold mountain and she agrees!

Just do it!

After a complicated and tangled psychological struggle, he finally convinced himself.

He grabbed the wrist of his right hand with his left hand and pressed the doorbell.

"Ding dong" "Ding dong, ding dong"

nobody?

Are you asleep?

No, the lights are still on!

Mu Wenyin grabbed a chicken drumstick with one hand and showed it to his mouth crazily!

"Hmm, it smells good! It smells so good!" He has never tasted such delicious chicken legs! It's soft, glutinous, and sweet. Although it looks dark on the outside, when you bite into it, the tender chicken can still ooze out the unique fresh juice of the chicken!

"Delicious! Mmm! Delicious!"

He has not eaten a whole chicken drumstick for two years, but today he is free of chicken drumsticks!

What kind of chicken is it? So many legs!

Cool!So cool!

"Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong..."

Mu Wenyin: Who is it? Is it over? Affects my beautiful mood!

He ran to the bathroom, stretched out his little hand, and a small Doraemon-shaped sensor hand sanitizer machine pulled out a white bubble of shit on his little hand.

Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, rubbing, and in an instant, the dense white bubbles merged with the dark things in my hands.

Then he put his little hand under the faucet, and the small shower head with sensor-type water spray rinsed away the sticky dirt on his hands.

Put it in front of your nose and smell it, it's fragrant.

Good cure!

Use the little penguin absorbent towel hanging from the copper ring next to the basin, rub it and squeeze it.

Well, the water on my little hands disappeared in an instant.

But he still habitually put his little hands on his clothes and pinched them twice.

Well, I haven’t gotten rid of the bad habits I’ve developed in the past two years.

Jump off the bench.

Run to the yard.

"Ding dong ding dong ding dong!"

Gada, the door is open.

Jin Zha Zhenjun restrained his anxiety and impatience, and forced himself to squeeze out a smile from his face.

Mu Wenyin: "What are you doing? You want to taste my baby urine again?"

Jin Zha lowered his head: "Why is it you?"

"You care! Put away your fake smile, it's uglier than crying! Who are you trying to scare?"

Jin Zha Zhenjun: The naughty kid in human legend! I endured it.

"I'm looking for Si Xiaoxiao." He was here on business today.

"Wouldn't it be inappropriate for you, a foreigner, to find a woman in the middle of the night? I am the man of the house! If you have anything to say, tell me!"

inappropriate? I'm not a man, ah, I'm not a human being, what's wrong?

But he didn't know. He didn't know if the human cub in front of him knew that he was a god?

Children will go out and talk nonsense. It would be better for him not to reveal his identity.

"I won't go in. You ask her to come out and we can talk through this door. There is nothing wrong with that."

Haha, you are not a good person at first glance. That woman is my father's future helper. You wild man, don't try to seduce her away! "You go away. She won't see you."

"Oh. But are you asleep? Then I'll come back early tomorrow morning!"

"I won't see you tomorrow either!"

"Why?"

"Because you are a scumbag! Do you know what scumbag means? It's just excrement! You have already excreted it from that woman's heart. Stop wishful thinking."

True Lord Jin Zha, "That woman no longer believes in me?"

"You need to take care of it! Leave quickly. Otherwise, don't blame me for peeing! I can tell you, not only do I have child's urine, but my sister can pee several times in one night! I will keep them all for you! If you dare to come tomorrow, try it !”

Lord Jin Zha, what kind of family is this?

Oh, sir, you are threatening me that you will never give me anything again after I leave this door.

You are a little one who is not as tall as my legs! He actually threatened me, a god, with urine!

"Who gave your dog the courage!"

Mu Wenyin slammed the door shut. Locked! "Wild man, so verbose!"

True Lord Jin Zha, hey! You damn kid!

If I fail to fulfill Master's instructions today, I'm afraid I won't even be able to sleep in the main hall! "Ding dong ding dong, ding ding ding..." Zizizizizizi...

The door that has been locked automatically turns on the anti-vandal mode.

High-frequency impacts on the doorbell can easily cause short circuits. The "current anti-theft" mode automatically turns on, and Jin Zha is directly knocked unconscious by the current! Fall to the ground!

Mu Wenyin, if the guarantee is not complete, the man will not give up tomorrow. Tonight, he and his sister's urinals must be kept and they will not be poured out!

The little guy ran into the building and rubbed his hands. It was so cold! "Woman, where did you go? She asked a child to guard the door for her in the middle of the night! It's inhumane!"

Mu Wenyin ran to the second floor. See the room with the lights on, go in, no one is there?

Si Xiaoxiao was currently wearing headphones and listening to soothing white noise, lying in the jacuzzi to clear her meridians.

Mu Wenyin walked into the room and smelled the fragrant soap smell. Oh, the woman was taking a shower.

Forget it, let's not settle the score with her.

After all, I am a man, so I must avoid it at this time.

He turned around to walk out, but saw a large plate of chicken legs on the coffee table!

"Ah, woman, why do you have more on your plate than mine!"

By the way, my sister hasn’t eaten the chicken legs yet! I must bring some back to my sister.

He looked left and right and saw that there were no extra utensils to hold the chicken legs.

"Ahem. I just helped you get rid of the scumbag again. This time I don't want the gold bars, and I'll take this plate of chicken drumsticks as payment! I'm not unreasonable, so I'll leave one for you." After that, he He took out a chicken leg from the big plate and took a bite of it reluctantly. Then he put it on the table next to him.

Two little hands ran away with a whole plate of chicken legs.

Si Xiaoxiao came out of the bathroom.

If she hadn't seen the only chicken leg on the coffee table that had been chewed by someone, it would be a waste.

She would really wonder if something went wrong in the canteen again and her chicken drumsticks were confiscated.

Hey! "You even took a bite! How can I eat it?"

No need to ask. She also knew who did it.