The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.

Sanhe Mountain, back mountain.

The ribbon-cutting ceremony for the upgrade of the first-phase apartments.

Xiao Chacha: "This is your latest access control. For your safety, owners must bring it with them when they come in and out."

"Dip, welcome the owner home."

"Dip, oh curry."

"Wow wow wow, so beautiful."

"Wow, wonderland."

"Is this the Holy Lotus of Yaochi?"

Si Xiaoxiao...cough cough cough, I just randomly searched for the pattern on the Internet, is it such a coincidence?

"Wow, Sanhe Mountain Niu has made a fortune. He actually invited such holy objects. And there are so many! When did the Queen Mother of the West be so generous? Sanhe Mountain really spent a lot of money for the owner."

"Ah, look at this lotus leaf, it is close to the stage of transformation. It is said that if you sit on it and practice, you can solidify your foundation!"

"Wow, don't fight with me, I'm just sitting here practicing."

Si Xiaoxiao... Well, I just added some lubricant.

"Produced by Sanheshan, it is indeed a top quality product!"

......

The fairy spirit is lingering and the water vapor is permeated. From outside the community, you can't even see inside.

Today, Si Xiaoxiao turned on the water mist on the stage props, making it even hazier than a bathhouse.

What we want is this little atmosphere.

"We want to go in too!"

"Yes, I want to go into the spiritual spring to practice, and we also want to go in!"

"Open the door! Let us in!"

Xiao Chacha: "You are not the owners of the community and have no right to enjoy the resources in the apartment."

"Why! Immortal level spiritual spring, this is a sacred thing given by God! All immortals have the right to use it for practice."

"No, no. This spiritual spring has neither appeared in heaven nor in the land of no one. Since it appears in private territory, it is not available to everyone."

"Hmph, you dare to stop me even if you are a small land, you are seeking death!"

"Everyone, break down the door! Rush in!"

Si Xiaoxiao: "Hey, let's fire off the salute!"

Big Willow flipped the switch.

"Bang bang bang bang!" The whole mountain shook.

"Bang, bang, bang, bang!" The loud salutes that were placed at more than thirty locations and aimed at the entrance of the community exploded at the same time!

They came from all directions at the same time, and with the echo from the mountain, many gods had no idea which direction to avoid.

The gods who were still arrogant just now used magic to escape in an instant, pushing each other and falling to the ground.

Even Si Xiaoxiao, who was far away in his own house, was covering his ears.

"The National Day military parade held in the 272nd year of the founding of the People's Republic of China was really awesome! I used to feel shocked when I watched it in front of the TV, but I didn't expect it to be so loud. Oh, I'll go, it was too loud."

"272 salutes, every one fired. Oooh, ooh, it's so exciting!"

No matter if you are a god or not, you dare to come and destroy the place, "I won't shock you to death, and I won't scare you to death! Huh! As for the earplugs, I'd better put them on first and then put them on."

All right.

"Hmph! Don't think that we, Sanheshan, are easy to bully!"

Tao Yaoyao let go of her hand on the weapon. She was not a god of war, but as long as Sanhe Mountain needed her, she would definitely join.

The tense momentum caused some beads of sweat to form on the tip of her nose.

Although the goddess sister said that she was ready, the number of gods who wanted to have sex for free was too huge, and there was no way they could stop her.

"Sister, what is this?"

"What did you say?"

"what is this?"

"Oh, gadgets, we like to do this for weddings, funerals, opening celebrations and so on."

"So loud? Aren't humans deaf?"

Si Xiaoxiao shouted very loudly: "Hahaha, no, these 272 salute guns are special and loud. They were sold at a very high price at that time, thinking that someone would collect them. But the collection definition said that there were too many, unless 271 guns were smashed. . But after all, it is a National Day utensil, who dares to smash it. So I didn’t sell it and put it in the warehouse to collect dust. I just used it."

"It works really well. Look, this is the first time I've seen a god like this."

The gods' heads were buzzing, and they couldn't even hear their own shouts. When they saw other gods running around, their mouths opened wide and their expressions were horrifying, as if it was the end of the world. They became even more frightened and screamed loudly. , I just don’t know it.

A god cast a recovery spell on himself: "Little Chacha, you actually used a hidden weapon! Despicable!"

After waiting for a long time, someone finally spoke, "I'm sorry, everyone, this mountain is protected by the gods! If you mess up, Sanhe Mountain will not bear any responsibility." After saying that, Xiao Chacha, who was wearing explosion-proof headphones, calmly and calmly opened the door of the community. Went in.

Emma, ​​the baby is scared to death. But after I finished speaking the lines according to the steps, I don’t know what the effect will be.

Quiet

The re-rested gods gathered at the gate of the community one after another.

Not reconciled.

The temptation of Lingquan is too great.

First there was the thunder disaster, then there was the sky-shattering cannon, and the dead land was said to be protected by gods.

All the gods are afraid. After what happened just now, they really don’t dare to mess around now.

There are twenty-three gods worshiped in this mountain. This is no secret at all. Moreover, these gods are the owners of the community. If they do something to the community, once they anger the gods, it will only take one round, let alone hundreds. At that time, the spirit and form will be destroyed, and the body will die and the Tao will disappear, which will be a big loss.

The gods gradually calmed down.

Kuangbiao: "We don't smash or rob, we cheat, we prostitute for free, those superior gods won't obliterate us, right?"

"Yes, let's just have sex for nothing, climb in through the gate, and then enjoy some fairy spirit from a distance!"

There is no way, the statues of gods hold the formation, and the immortal energy protects the mountain. On the mountain, if you are not higher than the twenty-three gods, you have to use your legs!

If you want to get in, you can only crawl!

Someone took the lead, and someone else immediately followed: "Let's go, we won't cause any damage, just crawl in secretly, we won't cause any trouble, we will definitely not be struck by lightning!"

"go together!"

"I'm coming too!" That's an immortal-level spiritual spring!

"Ooooooooo"

"Ah ah ah ah ah"

"There is..." sneak attack

Fall, fall to the ground.

Si Xiaoxiao, who was squatting there chewing watermelon, puffed out a few melon seeds and said, "I knew you wouldn't give up. Learn about the twenty-third century five-star security system. It's higher than my four-star level. Infrared rays Scanning, permanent brand ultra-high voltage power grid protection. The usage rate in international high-end communities is as high as 79%. Fully automated security, stable operation, extremely sensitive! Even mosquitoes, flies and small spiders can't be taken away."

Si Xiaoxiao didn't want to kill them, so he didn't adjust the voltage too high.

She was just curious, how many volts of high-voltage electricity could the immortal body withstand.

So the settings are different in several areas.

"Okay. It's only over 7000 volts of high-voltage electricity, but you can't stand it? It's not much better than ham."

The big willow tree trembled unconsciously.

Someone experimented with ham sausage, and it melted instantly under the action of 7000 volts of high-voltage electricity. A few fainted and fell to the ground just now, but objectively speaking, they are still in good health.

"Tsk tsk tsk" It seems that the community's future protection will start at 9000! "

The big willow tree... is the most poisonous to women's hearts. "Sister Goddess, well done!"

There is no way to prevent thieves for thousands of years!

After today's warning, if you dare to challenge the bottom line again, don't even think about going back with all your hair and tail!

Tao Yaoyao, whose heart was filled with excitement, took a long breath.

She walked to the stainless steel plate, took the largest piece, and then squatted down with Si Xiaoxiao.

"Click, uh uh uh uh."

Si Xiaoxiao: "Look, I've told you to eat steadily. Nothing will happen. Don't worry."

Tao Yaoyao: "Oh."

Yaoyao half lowered her head, tears welling up in her eyes, but she firmly suppressed them and refused to shed them.

This sister always comes up with something unexpected and always surprises them.

She is just a weak human being, but she can actually protect their Sanhe Mountain.

Which of the gods, spirits, and beasts on the mountain has not been protected and protected by her?

Human, how can you be so amazing.

"Sister, I want to thank you on behalf of San Heshan."

"What did you say?"

"you're so beautiful!"

"Then you see, it must be done!"

Melon, so sweet.