One day, I got up in the morning.
The gods were sitting like statues, their clothes were wet with the morning dew, but their determination to practice was as firm as ever and was not affected in the slightest.
The area around Lingquan in the community is full of spiritual gods. Day after day, they show no intention of moving.
Just kidding, no one can take my place!
As the saying goes: "You can't read a book unless you borrow it, and it doesn't smell good if it doesn't occupy a seat!"
Even though I already wanted to get up and leave, when I saw the group of people standing in line behind me, I still had the urge to sit there for a while.
After a whole night of precipitation, the aura of the back mountain was already more majestic than the evening before.
We don’t know if the air flow is slow at night? Or did someone save practice resources in the middle of the night?
Anyway, I kept my eyes closed, so as long as I didn't snore, I couldn't tell whether I was sleeping soundly or not.
So the early bird catches the worm.
The more you practice at this time, the faster your cultivation will progress.
Xiao Chacha followed Si Xiaoxiao in front of the camera and sucked her teeth. "Did you see the vortex on the man in gray clothes? Secret method! He's sucking spiritual energy from the dead! I didn't taste anything from the spiritual spring on my own mountain. Let them all It was sucked away. What a loss!"
Si Xiaoxiao bumped him with her shoulder: "Come on! I'm interested in you, drive them all away!"
Tutu: "Then I'd better keep living here... I've had enough of it."
Just kidding, there are officials everywhere in heaven, and if you can’t protect them all, any slovenly and inconspicuous person will be an invincible and powerful boss. Dare I offend them? Do you think you have a long life?
Si Xiaoxiao didn't rush him, "It's your mountain anyway. Just be happy." Not everyone is born with ambition. You can't teach. It can't be urged.
When will Xiao Chacha figure it out and know that if he works hard, he will have a future.
She spoke earnestly and thoughtfully like an old mother, and patted Little Chacha on the shoulder in an old-fashioned manner: "Brother, you can't help yourself. Sister, the more I take over everything, the more I am harming you!"
Little Chacha: "No, Sister Goddess is the best. Sister Goddess is the only fairy sister in heaven and earth. She is kind-hearted and has extraordinary abilities, even those of gods. With Sister Goddess, I can crush everyone even if I lie flat." God.”
Si Xiaoxiao was knocked upside down by his rainbow fart, and she coughed lightly: "Ahem, even if what you said is the truth, ah, the fact is that your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother's legs almost got you, an old blind eagle, In the ditch. I can help you for a while, but can I help you forever? How many years can you live? How many years can I live?"
If you don't want to make progress, you are still confident. Who did you learn it from?
Si Xiaoxiao took a deep breath and suppressed the rising temper.
Forget it, turning a panda-type personality into a tiger-type leader does not take a day or two. Take your time.
Inhale, gather all the energy of hatred into steel at your fingertips, and give him a violent shudder! Exhale, feel better.
A land circle where no one has spoken for a long time.
Jin Wanwan: "I want to complain! Xiaochacha, is it time for you to manage the order of the community? As owners, we can't even reach the nearest place to Lingquan."
Beautiful: "That's right, Mr. Chacha. You have to take care of it. Our five hundred thousand merits are not in vain!"
Little Chacha: "Young masters, why go out and compete with them for a spot? Wouldn't it be nice to practice it at home?"
Jin Wanwan: "Don't talk about other things! We are talking about the rights and interests of the owners! We agreed at that time to strictly control the security in the mountain and the number of practitioners. You can't just stop managing the house after it is sold out."
Little Chacha: "Yes, yes, we must strictly manage it. It's such a cold day, please go back to the house to warm yourself up and calm down. This is compensation for you all, little masters."
Then he sent a red envelope of random amount to the land circle.
Ding, 0.01 points of merit.
Ding, 0.01 points of merit.
Ding, 0.01 points of merit.
Jin Wanwan: "...I'll just dig you to death."
Beautiful: "Okay, there are three in total, and you want to order one for yourself! As for diligence and frugality, I will obey you!"
Xiao Chacha: Fortunately, I have bad eyesight and quick hands! Otherwise, you’ll lose again!
Xiao Chacha, who never bullies others, only resorts to using real money and silver to smash the accuser into submission!
Little Chacha: "Sister Fairy, help me, another owner has complained. My wallet is getting thinner at an uncontrollable speed!"
Si Xiaoxiao: "It's okay. Your speed of giving out red envelopes is slower than your practice. You won't be able to spend all your merits until you die."
This guy has had a hard time, and he doesn't give in too much when he meets Pixiu.
So he handed out red envelopes, but Si Xiaoxiao never clicked on them. Afraid of wasting electricity.
"Brother, where are the girls who were chasing you before?"
"Fei was pestering me to give out red envelopes that day. He was so cute. I felt weak and sent one. And then nothing happened again."
"Look, if you had given them a few red envelopes, they would have left a long time ago. You have to face problems proactively and don't always think about running away. You handled it very well this time."
Xiao Chacha: I want to keep them...
Rush rushed over in a hurry; "Goddess, Goddess, there's a fight at Lingquan in the back mountain.\"
\"I'm going! I haven't looked at it for a while!\" Si Xiaoxiao, who had just restarted the device, clicked the mouse frantically.
The screen turned on, and the next moment it showed a screen of white snowflakes.
Hey guys, the camera is broken!
Si Xiaoxiao was angry: "I've tolerated you for a long time! It's okay to occupy Xiao Chacha's territory every day, but now you dare to destroy my fixed assets! If you don't care anymore, you will go to heaven! The big willow tree, those big beasts in the back mountain who are half-intelligent What? I'll call you over!" She didn't believe it.
Si Xiaoxiao dug out several used honorary certificates from the company dormitory. I violently removed the original inner pages, then found a random piece of A4 paper, cut it out and stuffed it in.
I don’t know how to use a writing brush, so I just took out the Amama Red Tube 401 and thickly painted four big words: “Spiritual Beast Guarding the Mountain!”
The beasts captured by the big willow tree squatted in a row, shivering.
"what happened?"
"I just ate a medicinal herb from the wild. Was it discovered?"
"Go and admit your mistake, don't implicate us."
"I don't, I don't!"
Si Xiaoxiao glanced at him and lowered his head silently for a moment, leaving only his big sly eyes wandering around.
Just by looking at their eyes, you can tell that these guys are very naughty!
At this moment, she needs this kind of pet that is thoughtful and has desires, but is not particularly smart.
She was walking in small square steps, holding a certificate of honor in one hand and clapping it in the other hand.
It seemed as if he could slap them on the butt in the next moment, scaring them to the point of trembling.
"As the saying goes, it takes a thousand days to raise an army, but it takes only a moment! All you gentle and graceful beasts in Yushu, are you smart? Are you skilled? Now there is an opportunity, don't be 998 or 388, just sign up within 5 minutes and you can get a free test Qualifications, would you like all the tall, mighty and handsome beasts to participate?"
"clever!"
"Great!"
"participate!"
"Okay! I'm impressed by your positivity and your progress! The beasts in Sanhe Mountain sit down and listen to orders! From today on, you and others are promoted to the first-class mountain guarding pets of Leiguang Temple! The beasts all over the mountain respect you! From now on! Not only are they respected by pilgrims, but they can also enjoy the spiritual spring resources for free.”
"Ah!"
"Long live the fairy sister!"
They have been thinking about the spiritual spring in the back mountain for a long time, but there is a group of weak chicken immortals surrounding them. As big and powerful beasts in this mountain, they have to show the magnanimity of their hosts and are afraid of stepping on their feet, so they never come close. . It must not be because of fear.
But now, as long as they howl along casually, they can coax this human little sister into bliss. Have resources and be worshiped! Why not?
"This human is so stupid."
"Well, you fell into our trap in just a few words!"
"Look how effortlessly I can manipulate people and gods into the palm of my hand!"
"Trick her, go ahead!"
Several big beasts exchanged glances and winked at each other.
The next second I heard Si Xiaoxiao say: "The mountain-guarding spiritual beasts are extremely sacred! The mountain-guarding spiritual beasts are infinitely powerful! Since you have received this honor, you must take on the responsibility of guarding the mountain-guarding spiritual beasts! Let me give you a simple task first: Go and chase away all the gods who occupy seats!"
"Aww the honor!"
"Ah oh responsibility"
"Uh-huh? What? Kick everything away? Where are you playing? Do you think we can beat anyone?" After realizing it, he started to tremble again.
The atmosphere was heightened to this point, and by accident, it seemed like I had agreed to an incredible task.
Si Xiaoxiao patted the two big heads, one on the left and one on the right, that were shaking like chaff: "Don't be afraid, isn't there land? The land is the god of this mountain, it is the biggest place! At least in this three-thirds of an acre, no one can match it. ! With him by your side, you will be invincible!"
"Sister, I'll help you again!" She unfolded the written certificate of honor, took out the transparent tape, and Kakaka wrapped the four big red characters "Guardian of the Mountain Spirit Beast" on the beast's forehead!
"This is your Tianling Gai killer weapon! With it, I guarantee that your heads will not be injured!"
"Come on, young man! Don't be afraid, don't shrink back. Have you seen that small courtyard? Rush in and knock those stupid immortals to the ground! Come on! Come on!"
The next second, several big beasts rushed out like wild horses!
"Invincible!"
"I am invincible!"
"Knock him to the ground!"
The tugong stayed far away during the whole process, fearing that the young lady would trap him in it, but he still couldn't escape his fate!
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