The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.
Chapter 28 Produced
Si Xiaoxiao placed the most high-end projector of the 23rd century in the courtyard, and pointed the video of "Breaking into the Fresh Meat Village and stabbing with daggers" into the sky in a loop.
The news that "Sanheshan Land Xiaochacha was brutally attacked" spread like wildfire.
People from all walks of life save the images in photo stones and post them on major forums. Suddenly, Xiaochacha was pushed to the forefront of public opinion again.
Wide area cross-circuit area.
"Hey, hey, he's here, he's here again, let's just say, when will the screen tyrant of the wide-area inter-circle forum be replaced?"
If you’re not allowed to post gambling games, then let’s just post them!
The video of the house breaking and assassination was even made into N number of emoticons, it was so bad!
[Break the door] "I can't bear it anymore!"
[Bump into the God Statue] "Barbie is Qing!"
[Painted on the statue] "The financial owner... baba!"
……
A must-have for gossiping and joking!
An attentive god noticed an important detail:
The dagger transformed by the god was supposed to cut iron like clay, but it failed to penetrate the statue of the god!
After learning the news, Si Xiaoxiao immediately called up the video, partially enlarged the video, and made an extremely clear slow-motion close-up. There was indeed no skin at all where he was stabbed.
The close-up shot quickly went viral on major forums.
"Wow, it's true! Is it so strong?"
"Isn't that little fresh meat weak?"
"Didn't you see that he was stuck to the statue like a big pancake, and he didn't use any strength?"
"I still don't believe it. Hey, let's go take a look?"
Immediately, various immortal families conducted... very friendly secret visits to the Sanhe Mountain Statue. The daggers, swords, high-grade spiritual weapons, as well as the hooks, hammers, and maces were all poking at the toenails of the statue.
Let's put it this way, except for those non-human ones, ah, special ones, all types of weapons that can be named are basically available.
There were also some freshly baked weapons, that is, just forged weapons, that also came to greet them, but finally clicked and broke. We don’t know why we are here either.
Regardless of the original intention, all those little actions were clearly captured by the camera!
Si Xiaoxiao collected, organized, intercepted, accelerated, amplified, and used a series of special effects such as sparkles, lasers, ghosting, etc. to highlight the key points and make all curious babies' jaws drop. Throw it on major forums.
This damn thing is a ready-made advertisement!
Si Xiaoxiao was particularly sneaky and stamped "Produced by Sanheshan" on the inconspicuous corner of the product.
As he expected, a god soon posted a real-name video on the forum: "This is my divine book. My real-name proof: this god was recorded by someone secretly sneaking into my temple! This god is produced by me!"
"I told the truth! I made this statue! Welcome to customize it with me!"
"Come on, come on, the first original is here, Xiaochacha is a pirated copy, a high imitation" and other posts suddenly appeared!
Just when Duofang had abandoned Xiao Chacha, he was going back and forth with him. Xiaochacha seemed to be serious about recording a video to refute the rumors, and drew the inconspicuous "Produced by Sanheshan" anti-counterfeiting watermark in the advertising video and on the statue. He also claimed that he would report the infringement to the Law Enforcement Hall and Pufenxingjun, and also seek compensation!
All videos "produced by me" will be deleted instantly!
Anyway, he has taken a screenshot and saved it. If he comes out to cause trouble again in the future, he will clean it up together.
Since then, Sanheshan's products and Xiaochacha's manufacturing have become a well-known Shenzu brand.
There are many people coming to inquire about and customize the statues produced by Sanhe Mountain!
"Hmm, in addition to being of good quality, the gods here are different from the existing statues in the world! They are not mud, not stone, and not grass. They are not like those black, scratchy, and suffocating stone pillars! This kind of How do you feel about it? Come on, come to Sanhe Mountain and have a look, and you will know." A reporter reported in an interview.
Wow, it is really huge, novel in style, and has three-dimensional facial features. It is like a real god appearing in the world. When I saw it, I thought, "Am I so handsome! Hahaha." I must customize one and put it on my other side. In the main hall!
A truly high-precision spacecraft is made of the same raw materials and 8D streamlines.
Make all the gods "covet" when they see it!
"Gee, if only I had a statue like this."
“They are all advantages. If I had to find a disadvantage, it would be: it’s too expensive!”
"Practice hard! Sooner or later I will have a statue like this!"
Of course, there are also those who open trumpets and perform small tricks behind the scenes, such as divine body attacks and "divine meat" Xiao Chacha.
"You damn girl, you dare to cut off my wealth! I don't believe he doesn't have any dark history. Get him! Get him to death!"
Sorry, he really doesn't have any black history. The immortals conducted a thorough investigation on Xiaochacha, and the results they found were: low-key, honest, responsible, not giving up, willing to endure hardship, self-reliant, protective, responsible, thoughtful, creative, loyal...
Damn it, the key words are all advantages.
The veteran middle-level god who originally looked down upon this upstart suddenly had a qualitative change in his view.
"This is what our immortals should be like! Only after enduring hardship can you become an immortal! With average qualifications, he has been struggling in an extremely harsh environment for tens of thousands of years, relying on his calm and unyielding character and strong perseverance. , moved forward slowly, and finally completed a qualitative leap one day! Ushering in the explosion of the entire Shensheng!"
Suddenly Xiaochacha received rave reviews!
Xiaochacha: Is this me you are talking about? I am a victim, and you are actually raping me? Fortunately, I am as clear as jade, as crystal clear as the first snow, and I am not afraid of your investigation. Ahem, cough, cough, it’s okay that I didn’t have enough to eat in those years, and I was so hungry that I didn’t have the energy to waste it, but it’s okay, okay. I am so surprised.
Let’s talk about this new business that fell from the sky. With Si Xiaoxiao, the dog-headed strategist here, the Sanhe Mountain statue manufacturing industry is in full swing!
Although it is made with an 8D printer, to the outside world, it is produced by Sanheshan and made by Xiaochacha!
It is said that the entire manufacturing process is extremely difficult! Not only did it consume Xiao Chacha's spiritual consciousness, magic power, Taoism, and merits, but it was also created using his blood and the secret method that he exclusively comprehended for seventy-seven forty-nine days!
It is said that these statues were born at the expense of Xiao Chacha’s lifespan! The total number of builds is extremely limited!
There are 22 gods on the mountain, "Uh... how about we give that land some spiritual treasures? Otherwise, I'll feel really bad..."
God knows how long the company's materials can be used. It is said that it doesn't take much effort to produce a few. Not only can it increase the value, but it can also be stopped immediately.
Powerful gods, in order to get the statue as soon as possible, tried their best to bestow merit on Chacha.
This is not some deliberate hunger marketing by Si Xiaoxiao. The main reason is that there are some problems with the current market positioning.
At this stage, customers who customize statues of gods are mostly gods and their disciples. The settlement method is either Taoism or merit, which has nothing to do with half a cent of silver. Si Xiaoxiao has no progress.
Although it can increase brand awareness and drive sales of other products under the brand, as far as the business of manufacturing statues itself is concerned, Si Xiaoxiao is losing money and making money.
If it weren't for the support of my younger brother, the number of customized products would be even less.
In this era, the craftsmen who create statues are a seller's market, with only a few fixed styles. However, the statues produced by Sanheshan are buyer-led and support 1080-degree personalized customization!
Style, gestures, body proportions, height, expression, facial features, makeup, hair accessories, clothing style, color, texture, smell... a total of 178 parameters can be personalized.
The 8rd century [-]D printer has very mature technology and outrageous fine parameters!
"Produced by Sanheshan, there is nothing you can't think of and nothing you can't do."
After paying a high deposit, a sample can be issued according to customization, allowing you to most intuitively feel every cent of the beauty of the statue. The sample supports parameter changes within 10 items at a time. The chance to change is 2 times, confirm it is correct, settle the final payment, and then Xiaochacha will go into retreat to build a giant statue!
After this assassination incident, Sanheshan Productions completely broke into the world.
Produced by Sanheshan, you deserve it!
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