The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.

Xiao Chacha felt uncontrollably guilty and was frightened by the big willow tree's cry.

If he hadn't been curled up on the sofa, he would have jumped up to two feet.

Well, why not three feet?

Because he is less than three feet tall.

Xiao Chacha: "Da Liushu, as the landowner of Sanhe Mountain, I order you to keep it within two feet from now on!"

Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun was about to take the goddess to buy Pingdingshan, he was anxious.

He went to Tang County, but he didn't negotiate the price, he didn't grab the mountain, and he almost got hit by someone.

If the matter is accomplished, it is his ability.

But this didn't happen. If he was discovered again, he would be a bad guy who didn't want to be nice to others and would do little things behind his back!

This bad guy's reputation has been ruined, but there is no benefit at all!

If the guarantee is not complete, people will say that there is something wrong with his divine quality.

This business is a huge loss!

Since the contract was not snatched, he had to at least ensure that no one would discover it.

The big willow tree suddenly called him, causing him to almost scream, it scared him to death!

If this was a sudden cry, it would definitely arouse the suspicion of the two people not far away!

Xiao Chacha was already depressed, and the big willow tree became the target for Xiao Chacha to vent her frustration.

Da Liushu: "Okay."

He was originally a ghost under Xiaochacha's throne, and he was promoted to immortality only when he got the chance.

After becoming an immortal, he also obeyed Xiao Chacha's words.

Therefore, he did not violate Xiao Chacha's request, nor was he angry.

only......

"Do you have to keep two feet under any circumstances?" Daliu Shu asked seriously.

Xiao Chacha: "In all situations! Including now, go over there."

"Oh. What about eating barbecue?"

Xiaochacha:......

"Uh...this." The barbecue was eaten around the stove.

"Then this special one can be excluded..."

"What about when we eat hot pot?"

"Uh..." Xiao Chacha plucked his beard angrily, "Except that!"

"What about playing mahjong?"

"Who wants to fight you! Get away!" Hiss! wrong! If the idiot Da Liushu is not here, then who will he win?

After all, Si Xiaoxiao, Tao Yaoyao, Yuanshi Tianzun... even those big beasts were not as bad as him.

Okay, okay, he's going to hang on to the bottom one!

"Well, since I'm in a good mood today, I can exclude playing mahjong!"

Daliu Shu took out a wooden sign and carefully carved "hot pot, barbecue, mahjong..."

"What about playing cards?"

Xiao Chacha: "Okay! Okay! That's all."

This is a limitation of his loneliness.

Xiao Chacha found that as long as she was in the goddess's yard, whether eating, drinking or playing, it was difficult to keep her distance from the big willow tree.

Big Willow:......

I couldn't write any more cards, so I broke them, ate them, got a bigger wooden card, and engraved it again...

Si Xiaoxiao was chatting with Yuanshi Tianzun on the side, so she naturally didn't pay too much attention to Xiao Chacha.

After all, Xiao Chacha is someone who doesn't make people worry, so she doesn't bother to care.

Her little brother is still so old. How many more years can she take charge of the world?

They are tens of thousands of years old, but she is only twenty...

Besides, people can’t teach others, so even if she interferes, it will only treat the symptoms but not the root cause!

But Yuanshi Tianzun's ears were amazing, and he could clearly capture Xiao Chacha's every move.

Usually I don’t pay much attention to this land man, but today I paid more attention to him, mainly because this land man is a bit special.

Although the land is not exactly the same everywhere, the gods in these idle positions basically have something in common, slow, steady, and gentle.

Anyone who is a little ambitious will not become an idle official like Land.

But today in the land of Sanhe Mountain, it seems like you are hiding in a corner and enjoying tea.

But his expression is evasive and his temper is bad, especially as if he has been taken over by a bad fairy!

Yuanshi Tianzun gave Si Xiaoxiao a jade leaf without leaving a trace, and said, "Si Yatou, the land here is a little strange today. Put this jade leaf to your ear and listen."

The Tingyuye that Yuanshi Tianzun gave to Si Xiaoxiao was an ordinary magic weapon.

Whether a mortal or an immortal, wearing this item, one can hear the sound of raindrops falling on leaves within a hundred miles.

Si Xiaoxiao followed Yuanshi Tianzun's instructions, raised his hand to smooth the hair on his ears, and calmly put Tingyuye against his ears.

She felt her ears getting cold, and in an instant the jade leaves merged with her ears.

Next, he listened clearly to the discussion between Xiao Chacha and Da Liushu about keeping a distance of two feet.

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Si Yatou, based on your understanding of this land king, is there anything unusual? Is it possible to seize the body?"

It is not uncommon for gods to be taken away by higher-level or older gods.

With his ability, he was not afraid. He was afraid that after he left, the mortal girl in front of him would not be able to cope with it.

Si Xiaoxiao: "He was not robbed of his body. He is definitely the one who is greedy for money and greedy."

I want to keep people at a distance, but I can't bear to let go of my stinky poker friends. Haha, only the tea-smelling land can do this!

"Ah, that's good. Don't worry, old man."

Yuanshi Tianzun: "Si Yatou, shall we go to Tang County again tomorrow?"

Si Xiaoxiao counted on his fingers, eh! A bit early!

She really doesn't want to get up early right now... She's already died once, so why are she so curled up? !

"An hour later."

What if the county magistrate hasn’t gone to work yet?

In modern times, most companies start clocking in at the beginning, but Si Xiaoxiao thinks it was similar in ancient times.

Anyway, Yuanshi Tianzun will travel to fixed points, which can save a lot of time on the road.

It's just the right time.

Yuanshi Tianzun: What time is it?

Isn't that supposed to be the time when mortals come home from the morning shift and have breakfast? There should be no one in the Yamen at that time.

"How about noon?"

Si Xiaoxiao: At noon? At noon? Isn't that lunch time? Isn't it annoying to come to your door during lunch time and ask people to work overtime? Inappropriate, inappropriate.

"How about it's too late?"

It's from one to three o'clock in the afternoon. During this time, the Yamen will definitely be open.

Yuanshi Tianzun: Well, there’s nothing wrong with it. Apart from farmers farming, it is indeed working time.

The yamen goes to work.

The girl chose the time well!

"It's not a good time! It's not a good time!"

Fortunately, although there is a time difference between ancient and modern work and rest, the official system has always been office hours in both time and space.

Si Xiaoxiao and Yuanshi Tianzun agreed on a time to go out.

It's quite difficult for people from two eras to make an appointment to travel.

......

Tang County.

The yamen servant who just came in to report was named Zhuo Youcai. After informing Si Xiaoxiao and Yuanshi Tianzun about the master's absence, he asked someone to take over the shift for a while while he went home to shake people off.

He jogged all the way and took a detour through several small alleys before reaching the back door of his home.

Afraid of being discovered by his neighbors, he jumped over the wall and entered the courtyard.

"Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law!" He first went to the kitchen but couldn't find it.

Then he called a little louder: "Daughter-in-law! Which room are you in?"

At this time, the wealthy daughter-in-law, who was having sex with someone in the side room, suddenly straightened up and said, "It's over, that god damn thing is back! Hide in the cupboard!"

"What are you afraid of! So what if he sees you? If he finds out that you have been mine for a long time, guess what, will he be so angry that he vomits blood?" A skinny man was lying on the bed, playing with the woman on his body. With her long hair hanging down, she didn't look panicked at all.

"Don't make trouble! It's not the time yet! We haven't got the money yet! Should I drink the northwest wind with you? Get up and get dressed!"

The woman pulled her long hair back from the man's hand, wrapped it around a few times with a wooden hairpin, and fixed it on her head.

After getting dressed, I walked out of the house with my half-empty shoes on.