The live broadcast girl was loved by heaven after traveling through time.
Chapter 22 Moisturizing
Si Xiaoxiao sharpened his head and piled great gods into the main hall of Nineteen Peaks.
At first, Da Liushu and the others thought: Would it be bad if it was too crowded?
Although they did not expressly oppose it, they were obviously not very active in participating in the speech. Si Xiaoxiao took out a piece of torn paper and began to list the formulas:
Assume that one great god has [-] million followers, and [-] great gods have [-] million followers;
Assuming that there are nineteen gods in the nineteen temples, and 2% of believers come here every month, then [-] million people come to offer incense.
On average, one person contributes 25 merits. In one month, we will receive [-] million merits. In one year, [-] billion merits were recorded.
If there are three gods in one temple, then [-] billion merits will be recorded!
Don’t be afraid to settle accounts. Sixty-eight billion merits a year!
Is this a temple? No! This is the Indo-German machine!
Si Xiaoxiao took the torn paper and showed them the small ledger. The land and spirit leaders looked at each other in disbelief, and got a unified answer from each other's eyes: they can't count!
So they hid aside and had another small meeting.
The big willow tree used all the small leaves, but it didn't make sense. In the end, I cast a spell on the land and got all the plants in the mountain. I gathered them leaf by leaf and counted them together. After 7 hours, the land was covered with bare trees and the mountain was filled with excitement!
On the surface, he didn't dare to be too loud and tried his best to endure it. He looked like he was suffering from epilepsy, twitching slightly. The roots underground are spinning in circles hand in hand.
The soil all over the mountain has been loosened.
The original mentality of just playing with Si Xiaoxiao has changed! My career ambition is rising!
Si Xiaoxiao looked at them and looked at them as if they had never seen the world. He crossed his legs like an old lady and held a pep rally for them, "You are all natives of this mountain. There is a saying that I don't know if you have heard. A wolf can't compete with a local turtle\u0027, the right location, the right people, and the best people are all in our hands, no difference! Just follow my sister's lead, she has many ways to help you gain merit from the master!"
"Fairy sister is mighty!"
"Sister the sponsor, you are our goddess."
Land: thighs, hugged.
Since then, all the spirits on Guanhe Mountain have revered Si Xiaoxiao as their goddess, and Si Xiaoxiao's first legion has been established since then.
Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Si Xiaoxiao continued: "You are cultivating immortality by yourself, that is, working behind closed doors! How many merits can you accumulate in a day? Without a backer and no one to guide you, how long and in what month will you be able to become famous? Let's do this, we can Let’s discuss it, if you agree to open the mountain, all the merits of the pilgrims will belong to you, but all the money from the mountain will belong to me, then I will help you think of ideas and let the most awesome god guide you!"
To these practicing spirits and the land, silver money is no different than stone. As the leader, the fairy sister refused to share the merits with them, and they were very happy.
Once this agreement is reached, all the money earned from the Nineteenth Peak of Guanhe Mountain will belong to Si Xiaoxiao.
A few people who have been practicing diligently and diligently for thousands of years were deceived by Si Xiaoxiao.
Xiao Chacha is a good example. She worked hard for tens of thousands of years and accumulated so much merit, but she almost died due to an accident.
Listening to Si Xiaoxiao's passionate speech, Xiao Chacha also said: "Well, the sponsor sister is right. Even if there are not so many believers in the end, our dilapidated barren mountain can still attract some people after renovation. If people come in, they will make money in vain. If it is as imagined by the sponsor sister, we will be prosperous! For the countless merits in the future, we will go hand in hand and work together to open up a better tomorrow! "
Sister funder, you can do whatever you want, I will give you my mountaintop!
After the discussion was over, more than 8 [-]D printers were clicking!
Si Xiaoxiao is exhausted! Each printer battery weighs 25 kilograms and can only be used for 45 hours on a single charge. There are more than [-] batteries that need to be charged back and forth. Even pulling my beloved trolley is exhausting.
Tiandao: If my daughter wants to pursue a career, she must be supported! Time travel, old girl, there will be no punishment.
The 8D printing room is not built with solid walls, but with a fiber nylon structure based on bones. It feels like the printer is spinning and spinning. He pulled up and up.
There were several half-open spiritual beasts squatting not far away, staring.
Then there was a "poof" and it was pulled!
It’s over, it’s a conditioned reflex and I can’t control it! If discovered by the land, will there be any punishment?
Just as I was about to run, I turned around and saw their freshly baked "work". The arc of rotation was similar to that of a printer, and I suddenly felt like I had discovered the truth!
"That human being is so weird, how can he build a house with shit?"
“I heard it’s still a place for gods to live!”
"Really?" Yue couldn't hold it back and vomited.
"Maybe they have a strong taste in the fairy world." Yue.
"Okay, suddenly I don't want to become an immortal anymore."
"Have you become an immortal?"
"Well, it doesn't seem like there is. Those demons caused a lot of lightning strikes, and there were also pills. After I smelled them, I became wise."
"Ah, what a coincidence. Same thing. Come on, come on, I'll give you my seat. You continue to pull up and help them."
As a result, a group of half-intelligent beasts stepped on each other's backs, just to raise their shit.
Si Xiaoxiao came to check the progress, "Why does it smell so bad? Could it be that the materials have expired?"
She followed the smell and looked for it. As soon as she saw the acrobatic beasts stacked up, she ran away with an "ouch".
Don't worry about her voice. The already unstable beasts immediately lost their balance and fell into their "hill of shit"! Then he ran all over the mountain howling.
I can't help it, it stinks! Who pulled it! It stinks so much and is so immoral.
They shook their hair wildly, and their excrement was scattered all over the mountain. Horrible.
Some little monsters were running around in smoke. It was over, and they exploded!
Within the barrier, the howls of animals and spirits kept coming and going!
The big willow tree found out, but... I really couldn't get down to tie them up with my claws, it was too embarrassing!
I heard that my daughter was going to build a palace for him, so I wanted to take a sneak peek at the layout of the new house: It’s time to play! A excrement themed party?
too disgusting. Don't spoil my dear, dear daughter.
With a wave of his hand, the moistening rain mixed with spiritual energy fell to the ground, washing away the filth of all living beings.
The soil is nourished by spiritual rain and fertilizers, supplying nutrients to every plant on the mountain.
A withered and yellow barren mountain suddenly became surrounded by greenery, with flowers in full bloom and wild fruits fragrant.
The land instantly enlightened and learned the skills of all things!
Landlord: I made money again!
Land circle.
Wide area cross-circuit area.
"Excuse me, another strange phenomenon appears in Guan Heshan, Xiaochacha's hometown! The roar of hundreds of beasts reaches the sky."
"It's nicknamed, it's suspected that after the death of the land, the merits will be overflowing, and it will be competed by hundreds of beasts."
"The fifteenth level of land in a row abused animals during life, and was abused by animals after death."
……
Xiaochacha’s second ranking list, a professional screen tyrant, find out more!
A newbie suddenly launched a new gambling game that costs money: Guess 2!
1. The land of Guanheshan was brutally retaliated.
2. All beasts trip over shit.
The gambling game is not as attractive as the previous one, so you can set the stakes a little smaller. The group purchase price is: 60 years of Taoism, one bet, start with one bet!
Gods: The last one was 500, this one is only 60! Cheap! Buy buy buy!
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