It’s chicken day again.

Ren Yuanyuan and her little guard were hiding in a big tree outside the village, watching the scenery and eating chicken. It was so comfortable.

"careful!"

Shi Hao held up the roast chicken in one hand and wrapped his other hand around Ren Yuanyuan's waist. Only then did the two figures stabilize on the tree trunk.

The moment Ren's body moved back, he subconsciously moved to wrap his arms around the other party.

The suddenly shortened distance made the little guard's breath hitch.

He hurriedly put Ren back down and said, "I'm being disrespectful in my humble position." He put his hands together, raised the roasted chicken, and saluted respectfully.

My heart moved upwards, my throat was still a little swollen, and my voice didn't seem to come out well.

Ren Yuanyuan rubbed her eyes vigorously with her hands, "Ah, thank you just now. My eyes are blind."

I don’t know if bits of leaves got into my eyes, which caused severe pain.

No matter how you rub it, it won't work.

As his eyes blinked, tears kept flowing out but they couldn't come out.

The oil and tears in his hands were mixed together, and he couldn't care less about the sticky face, "It hurts! Little guard, will you roll your eyes?"

In her previous life, she had lost her eyesight. Colleagues or friends would open her eyelids and then find the foreign object and take it out.

There's nothing she can do about it. Whoever made her eyes grow so big makes her easily blinded.

"Subordinate, no." Seeing that she kept moving around, for fear that she would accidentally fall again, Shi Hao raised his arms in preparation.

"What about blowing? Is it always possible to blow?"

"will not."

"Oh, just open your eyes and blow hard! Blow the thing out! It's very simple, blow it quickly, it hurts so much!" Ren Yuanyuan shook her butt anxiously. The entire tree trunk swayed.

"I don't dare." Men and women are on guard. How dare he, a little guard, open the eyes of his mistress.

"Oh my, saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Hurry up, I'll hold it for you, and you can just blow on it! Blow hard! Hurry up. You'll be blinded in a while!"

Ren Yuanyuan threw away the roast chicken in her hand and used both hands to open the slippery eye, revealing the big whites.

It must have been very severe, the whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and they were still shaking, and it hurt to look at them.

Shi Hao was lucky, his anger sank into his dantian, and he tried hard to calm down his somewhat overwhelmed mood.

Inhale, inhale, inhale, then concentrate the breath in your body in one place, blow very hard, "Exhale!"

Ren Yuanyuan was blown away directly.

A huge stream of air hit directly towards his eyes. Who would have thought it could be so powerful? His head was pushed back and tilted straight back.

"Ah!" Ren Yuanyuan fell directly from the tree.

The little guard also quickly threw away the roast chicken in his hand and pounced on it.

The distance between the tree trunk and the ground is too close, there is no point of strength, and there is no time to perform Qinggong.

Shi Hao used his arms to pull Ren above him, then turned around and landed on the ground with a groan.

Ren Yuanyuan's eyes were red and she was speechless for a long time.

In an instant, the two of them fell from the tree to the ground.

"...little guard...are you okay?"

Only then did Ren Yuanyuan realize that she was blown away by this guard.

People who practice martial arts are different.

With this breath, if one were to blow out birthday candles, it would probably extinguish a hundred candles instantly.

"My subordinate is fine." He released his grip on Ren's shoulders.

"Are you really okay? Does it hurt anywhere? Can you still move?"

"My subordinate is fine. Master, why don't you... make a move first?"

"Ah? Hahaha, I was in a hurry and forgot. Hahaha" Ren Yuanyuan got up from the little guard in embarrassment.

Someone was kind enough to save her, but she couldn't get up after hitting someone, which is unjustifiable, haha, it's so embarrassing.

Ren Yuanyuan stood up on her own, not forgetting to grab the little guard.

The little guard was lying flat on the ground, but when Ren pulled him, he stood up straight.

"...How did you get up?" Why did you get up like a mummy?

This thing doesn't conform to human body mechanics!

Don’t you bring any benders?

How did he overcome gravity?

Ren Yuanyuan didn't know that her casual action was something extraordinary in this era.

Shi Hao's whole body tensed up. The position held by Ren seemed to be on fire.

Shi Hao, who had been confused by the smell of beggar's chicken, once again aroused spontaneous defense.

He flew away with a whoosh.

Ren Yuanyuan: "...Looking at this skill, my bones should be fine."

But what does this reaction mean? Why is she poisonous?

He was inevitably a little angry, "What do you mean? You dislike my clumsiness?"

"Don't dare..."

"Oh, so it's my fault for falling from the tree?"

"without......"

"You didn't blame me for falling? Do you blame me?"

"It's my fault. I shouldn't have blown your eyes." He said it sincerely. It was lucky that he didn't blow out his master's eyeballs with one breath.

It was blown away in no time.

He forgot that the other party had never practiced martial arts, so how could he be as resistant as him.

"Ah, do you mean to blame me for letting you blow my eyes?"

"I dare not..." Shi Haoyue replied, his voice getting softer, and his momentum was completely overwhelmed by Ren.

Ren Yuanyuan was really angry this time. Looking at the two roast chickens lying at my feet, they burst into flames.

I haven't even eaten a few bites of the freshly roasted beggar's chicken. Now it's covered in dirt on the ground and there's no way to eat it.

It's all wasted.

Ren Yuanyuan stomped on the roasted chicken several times as if to vent her anger.

Well, I got some shoe polish.

"Ah!" It's so miserable. I died alone. I was trapped in another world like a ghost. I was disliked by my colleagues. Now I was bullied by a roast chicken.

Her life is so miserable.

She squatted on the ground, hugging her knees and crying.

Shi Hao, who was hiding far away, was a little at a loss.

Good guy, I have never seen this battle before.

Aunt Ren is also a crybaby on weekdays. Whenever she sees him, she stays away from her and looks uncomfortable.

But today, when Auntie Ren acted recklessly on the spot, his heart actually felt uncomfortable.

No matter how much she messes around, she still feels beautiful.

He knew she was angry.

Shi Hao thought for a while and then thought, "I'll catch two more chickens."

"Don't go!"

"Ah? But the chickens are all broken. We can't have any more. I'll catch two more, don't cry." The little guard scratched his head. Apart from catching the chickens, he didn't know what to do to make the other party not angry.

"Is it a chicken problem?"

"Isn't it?"

"It's you! It's your problem! Let me ask you, why did you hide so far away from me just now? And when I was taking care of the yard before, I thought you stayed away from me because you were afraid of hurting me. Haha, hehe That's what I thought. You don't let me get close, you are just avoiding me! You can tell me clearly, what's wrong with me? Am I poisonous or have thorns? Do you have athlete's foot or do you have hemorrhoids? Why don't you stay away from me? Well?"

She is angry.

Fortunately, she rewarded this new colleague by grilling him a chicken, and deliberately tore half of it in front of the boss and gave it to him to eat.

She thought that since they both worked under the leadership, the two of them could cherish the past and take care of each other, and they would be good colleagues. However, she didn't expect that they would avoid her like a snake and a scorpion!

"My heart is so cold and cold!"

Shi Hao was anxious and simply knelt down on one knee in front of Ren, "Master, I'm wrong." He bowed, lowered his head, clasped his fists, and lowered his body very low.

Ren Yuanyuan was shocked.

Why did she kneel down? As a modern person, she couldn't bear this.

He immediately stopped crying and said, "Get up. You should answer the question. Answer the question. You are kneeling down now. I am embarrassed. Get up."

"For your humble duty, you should kneel down." The master was still squatting, and it was not appropriate for him to stand up.

Ren Yuanyuan: "Get up and give me a hand. My legs are numb."

"Oh..." Shi Hao tugged on Ren's sleeve, and Ren was lifted up.

Ren Yuanyuan:......

"Okay, you are awesome. You should still avoid snakes and scorpions, right? You dislike me, right?"

Shi Hao: "Men and women are not close to each other in giving and receiving, and they dare not hold humble positions."

"Oh." Ren Yuanyuan then remembered that the culture in ancient times may be different from modern times. There should be no suspicion between men and women.

Ah, that's right, she forgot about this!

No wonder you have to stay away from her, hahaha, she has exceeded the rules. There's nothing wrong with what they did.

So what is this nonsense about her?

"Ahem..." OK, as long as she doesn't feel embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. Anyway, women will always have unstable mentality several times a month.

This guard should also understand. Ren Yuanyuan found a big step by herself.

"Well. How about we eat the remaining roasted chicken? Go back and bring him something else?"

Shi Hao:......

His heart is still running around like a rabbit, why is he eating chicken again?

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