Behind the mountain of food on the table were two gleaming eyes and a body that was constantly twisting and twitching.

Jin Zha's consciousness and arms were engaged in a battle of strength.

Consciousness: "No! There must be a conspiracy! How can you eat what the woman gave you?"

Body: "Anyway, I'm going to starve to death. I'm going to die sooner or later. It's not like I've never been to hell! What are you afraid of! The worst case scenario is that you'll become a ghost and commit suicide again!"

Consciousness: "No! I can't die, I haven't seen Master yet! I want to live!"

Body: "If I don't eat, I won't be able to wait for Master! I want to be so full that I die! Don't stop me! I want to eat!"

Daliu Shu rang Jin Zha's doorbell. He was only responsible for bringing over Si Xiaoxiao's grilled meat skewers. He didn't care whether he ate it or not.

"Goddess Xiaoxiao asked me to bring it over. She said she wants to eat it or not. It's up to you to decide. She doesn't care." Daliu Shu put down a sentence and left with a silver thermal bag.

Jin Zha, who was so hungry and dizzy, had just seen clearly who was coming. Before his brain could catch up, the big willow tree disappeared.

He looked down at the strange object he had taken in his hands.

"What is it? It seems warm."

Jin Zha didn't know what it was, but according to the other party's words, this strange-looking silver bag should contain food.

He placed the package gently on the table.

Very carefully, slowly, tear it apart bit by bit.

First he saw the pointed bamboo stick and said, "Humph, it is indeed a hidden weapon!"

Jin Zha turned the sharp side of the bamboo stick away from him, and then continued to open the package carefully.

Then he saw...a lot of food on skewers...

"Meat! It must be meat! What does this strange human being mean? Does he want me to eat meat when I am the hungriest, and then let bamboo sticks pierce my organs?"

"And this is...garlic! It's actually garlic! Seeing that I came back from the underworld, do you want to use garlic to drive away evil spirits and burn me to death? This vicious woman!"

"There are still steamed buns! Huh! Will you give me a confession after seeing me dead? Huh! You are actually cursing me! You really have the most poisonous heart of a woman! A poisonous woman!"

"There are also some strange and unfamiliar foods. They must be poisonous! You must not eat them!"

I dare not eat it, but it smells really good...

This smell has been lingering ever since it entered the house.

"It's really hateful! What does this woman want to do!" He hasn't even settled the score with her yet, but the other party keeps provoking her again and again!

"Hmph! I really don't know what to say!"

The best way to avoid being poisoned yourself is to throw things out as soon as possible!

It’s best not to smell it at all!

He wanted to pick up the broken package with both hands, hold it and throw it out.

But he couldn't bear to part with his body.

Not at all controlled!

Not only that, his butt was sitting on the chair in front of the table.

Well this time, the height of a pile of food in the shape of a hill. It was even closer to his nose!

Emma, ​​it smells so good!

"Ah! It's poisonous! You can't smell it! Hold your breath!"

He originally wanted to hold his breath, but as a human, he couldn't use the technique of holding his breath. His lungs didn't agree, and he insisted on breathing. Even his mouth didn't agree, and he sucked air into his stomach.

There is also a struggle between the mind and the organs.

The two sides were in a stalemate for a few seconds, and then their minds gave way.

"I'll just smell it, it shouldn't be poisonous..."

After a minute, my body didn't seem to feel any discomfort. Well, except... my stomach growled louder.

Jin Zha's consciousness worked hard to control his body, not letting his nose touch it to smell it, and not letting his mouth touch it.

He stubbornly maintained the last 0.01 mm distance.

The confrontation between the two sides was at a stalemate, and they tried their best.

The whole body was shaking.

Two minutes later, my mouth finally touched the meat as expected!

"Kang eat!" Just one bite.

If it weren't for the bamboo sticks, he would have bitten more!

Consciousness: "I can't resist this temptation! Can you still be successful?"

Mouth: "If it's poisonous, I'll be poisoned first! Why are you anxious?" Mouth muttered while chewing the cold but delicious meat.

Consciousness: "..." It seems to make sense.

While he was still struggling with his consciousness, "Kang Chi" took another bite!

Consciousness: "You don't want to live anymore? Don't hold me back either!"

Mouth: "I'm eating well. If you want to starve to death, don't hold me back!"

......

Half an hour later. Only bamboo sticks were left on the table.

KO.

Consciousness, complete defeat.

Jin Zha Zhenjun held his huge belly, patted the bed and regretted it, and entered the dreamland.

In his dream, there were meat skewers growing all over the mountains and plains!

The saliva has already soaked Master's bed.

"This is what the fairy world should be like." Perhaps in a dream, Jin Zha can face his heart.

At this time, Si Xiaoxiao was laughing and writing something evilly.

"Goddess, are you..." Di Di was called back by Si Xiaoxiao not long after he returned.

Si Xiaoxiao looked a little puzzled as he laughed while writing.

Si Xiaoxiao ignored Xiao Chacha and put down the pen after finishing two pages.

"Are the meat skewers delicious?" she suddenly asked Xiao Chacha.

"It's delicious! It's so delicious! Look at the bamboo sticks in the yard, which can be used as firewood for several days. You can see how popular it is."

Xiao Chacha answered seriously.

He didn't dare not be serious, because Si Xiaoxiao was staring at him with two round eyes that were two circles bigger than usual, and stared at him sadly.

"Hehehe, that's good! Take these two pieces of paper and go give Jin Zha a look."

Xiao Chacha was a little disappointed just now. The goddess asked Da Liushu to deliver skewers to Jin Zha. She didn't let him go. She must have distrusted him. Unexpectedly, the goddess had a more important task for him!

"No problem! I'll go right away!"

In fact, Si Xiaoxiao didn't let him deliver the meat skewers because he really didn't trust him. Other things were fine, but the meat skewers, Xiao Chacha would definitely eat them secretly. She could figure it out with her toes.

"You don't have to put the paper down, just show it to him and then put it away before he tears it up. Let him come back to your apartment if he changes his mind."

"Goddess, what on earth did you write? He actually refused?"

Si Xiaoxiao: "It's nothing, it's just a low-interest loan with a very low interest rate."

"what?"

Xiao Chacha glanced into the house. Even though the yard was empty now, there was gold in that house!

With just a little thought, he could feel the weight of those golden and shiny things.

The goddess has so much gold, silver and jewelry, but she still wants to lend money at low interest rates to a little human who has fallen off the altar?

It's really unbelievable...

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