I'm crazy in the Pokémon world

"Okay, this is where you will work from now on. What do you think? My deputy captain?" Liu Yuner said under the plaque of "UGB Combat Command".

"You can rest assured that from now on in this department, you will be inferior to ten thousand people. You have no right to speak."

"In the future, our team will expand to a large team of at least 50 people, and you will at least become a big leader who manages 50 people."

Cao Wei listened expressionlessly to Liu Yun'er's pancake technique, his fists in his trouser pockets clenched.

Sister, do you know what the hell you are talking about?

In the entire combat headquarters, except for the new ones that looked like they had just been affixed, the dust on other tools was 2cm high.

Also, why is this small bungalow that looks no different from a rental house rented for [-] yuan, the base of a special forces team that is so powerful no matter which animation it is in?

Although the small bungalow in front of me could not be called a "humble house", it was still in a remote area where one had to travel three miles to go to the toilet.

Are you going to draw a cake for me just like this? !

How dare you say that the place where you work has beautiful scenery? !

Cao Wei's expression gradually turned ferocious: "Come on, tell me, how many people are there in the entire department?"

"Well...counting the nominal lower-level staff..."

"Let me ask you, how many real-name, live staff are there in our department?" Cao Wei's words were mixed with a sense that no one should be deceived.

"Well……"

Liu Yuner pursed her lips, as if she wanted to defend something, but in the end she sighed and answered truthfully:

"Well, if you don't count the nominal and low-level staff, our department..."

"There's no one left."

Cao Wei listened expressionlessly to this unexpected answer. Although he had been mentally prepared before, such an unreliable organization still made the corners of his mouth twitch.

"You... don't look at me like that, I don't want to either." Liu Yun'er felt a little embarrassed by Cao Wei and defended:

"Although it is now in decline, our department was not established just now."

"Actually, this department was established decades ago, and it has a very prosperous staff. It is said that there are really dozens of people." Liu Yuner said with reason.

"Then what's going on now? Sister, who is this worldly master? Did you let your family be wiped out?!"

Cao Wei directly interrupted Liu Yun'er's unrealistic fantasy.

Given the current tragic situation, he believed that this sect had experienced a catastrophe in the past few decades.

He was originally curious as to why he was able to get the position of vice-captain when he first arrived, but he found out that it was such a big trap.

"I don't want to be the vice-captain anymore. Sister, can you find another place for me to be an employee?"

What kind of special operations force is this? Isn't this just a complete mess?

"You don't need a high official position, but you just need a bit of popularity." Cao Wei said tiredly.

This is incredible. For an organization spread all over the world, there is not a single person in the new development department.

This is very different from the Alola Ultimate Beast Defense Force that Cao Wei imagined.

"It seems I can't ride the Liebite Land Shark anymore..."

Cao Wei muttered in his heart that as soon as the Ultra Beast Defense Force in the animation was completed, they were given a variety of mounts, including quasi-god underage forms and powerful dragon-type Pokémon.

The male protagonist Xiaozhi goes even further. He rides a biting land shark, and judging from the obedience of orders, it is a powerful Pokémon that has been trained for a long time.

However, with this small shabby house in front of him, let alone a suitable Pokémon mount, Cao Wei had to worry about whether this small bungalow would leak on rainy days.

"Sister, is it too late for me to resign?"

Liu Yuner had a cute look on her face, as if she had anticipated Cao Wei's choice.

"Dear, the list has been prepared and signed by you personally. If you break the contract now, you will have to pay a small penalty of [-] million points~"

Liu Yuner took out a contract sheet, which clearly stated how much compensation she would receive if she resigned during the contract period.

Good guy, Cao Wei took a closer look and saw that the zero behind the liquidated damages was too long for his life. If it weren't for this contract, Cao Wei himself wouldn't have known that he could be associated with such a high value.

Damn it, who wrote this contract? I just resigned from my job, how dare he ask me to get an Alibaba? !

"Is it really not painful for you to do this? Your Pokémon is crying, you bastard!" Cao Wei said heartbrokenly. The string of numbers just now caused great damage to his young heart. It will be relieved for a while. But come.

"No! Your liquidated damages will eventually become their food expenses, so in the end, if you really break the contract, they will be the ones who come to collect the liquidated damages." Liu Yuner said with a smile, all this was part of her plan Inside.

"So, Mr. Cao, do you have any questions now?" Liu Yun'er asked sweetly, but the meaning of her words was already very clear.

Cao Wei was very angry and his eyes turned cold.

You, a mere high-ranking member of the Rockets, want to threaten me? ! How many times do you think I treated your boss as a monster in the game?

This big sister, in this world, strength speaks for itself! If you don’t have the strength, no matter how many contracts you sign, they will all be fake and not real.

Let you meet me...

thirty minutes later

"Shy~Captain Liu, you are so out of sight, come on, come on, come on, please take a seat..."

With a bruised face and a bruised face, Cao Wei opened the door of the bungalow for Liu Yun'er, allowing this stunning beauty and Darkrai, who looked invincible behind him, to walk into the main hall.

Can't beat it, can't beat it at all.

Before Cao Wei took out the elf ball, Darkrai suddenly attacked from behind, directly telling Cao Wei the cruelty of society.

As soon as he was hypnotized, Cao Wei fell asleep directly on the ground, and even the Scorpio King in the elf ball was not spared.

Why is the Nightmare God Darkrai called the Nightmare God? It was precisely because anyone who slept near him would have strange nightmares that he was given this title.

And because of the hypnosis technique used by the Nightmare God himself, the hypnotic effect is quite good. As long as he doesn't lift it himself, it can even make people sleep until they die.

In this way, Cao Wei was madly punished by Liu Yuner in reality, and was whipped by Liu Yuner in his dream.

When he woke up, the pain in his body spurted out like a flood from a bursting embankment. The sudden superposition of devastation in his consciousness caused his cerebellum to shrink in an instant, and he almost went to a mental hospital again.

Cao Wei: "Aba Aba Aba Aba" (o﹃o)