I'm crazy in the Pokémon world

And to be fair, what's so sacred about those chickens that are high imitations of the three holy beasts?

In the theatrical version, the Flame Bird was captured by a villain who likes to collect Pokémon. The Lightning Bird, not to mention coming to help with the rescue, ran directly over to occupy the Flame Bird's territory...

His companion was captured, and his first thought was not about rescue or revenge, but about eating from him.

As your good brother, I don’t care if you are gone, but the inheritance must be mine...

Later, the Lightning Bird was also captured, but the Frozen Bird on the side happily ran over and occupied all the territory of the three of them...

Can this flame bird spoil you? The first thing after escaping from the trap was to shoot flames at the trapped Zapdos next to it, and then the three Pokémon started pecking each other.

It can be said that they are as close as brothers, and righteousness destroys relatives.

How to prevent a mythical beast from becoming cerebral palsy? The answer is not to let him appear on the theatrical screen.

Once on the screen, Lugia was beaten up by his younger brother, Rayquaza was beaten into a green caterpillar, the God of Space became a joke, and the God of Earth became a laughing stock...

Isn’t that tall alpaca awesome?

In the movie, he was unable to take care of himself after being hit by a meteorite.

Different from the one in the animation, the mural in front of me is probably Lugia's exclusive version.

Although it is blurry, the shapes of Sansei Bird and Lugia can still be clearly seen, so that Cao Wei will not be in the embarrassing scene of recognizing the Freeze Bird as the Wind King.

Frozen Bird: "How can I be so virtuous and capable?!"

"Oh my God! You actually recognize them?" the conductor said in surprise.

"Isn't Lugia the God of the Sea? Is there anything strange about recognizing him?"

After hearing Cao Wei's natural answer, the train conductor was even more shocked.

"Eh? Aren't you just in high school? I thought those schools wouldn't teach you such common sense things."

Cao Wei: "..."

All right! In a sense, the train conductor was right.

"Ahem!" The train conductor coughed a few words and then said:

"So... young man, after I have said so much, you should have understood the power of Lugia, right? Well, I see that you are destined to me. I also have a collection of murals here, which I can sell for 100 yuan. How are you doing?"

Cao Wei: (?_?)

"Brother, do you think I look like a fool?"

. . .

At the same time, in another carriage, a man in purple robes silently took out a dark elf ball.

Different from the luxurious balls that Cao Wei had seen, this elf ball was completely dark, and there seemed to be a flame beating constantly in the center. As soon as the elf ball was taken out, the smell of flames emitted could be heard even a few cars away, making it Hot Cat felt the fire power surging in the air.

"Meow~"

Hot Meow gave up attacking the scarred iron ball, and instead came to Cao Wei and barked twice.

"Huh? What's wrong, Hot Meow?" Cao Wei noticed the strange behavior of Hot Meow, and stretched out his hand to pick it up.

However, Cao Wei's small arms and legs could not hold the hot cat under 10g of gravity. Cao Wei's hands kept shaking with force, and in the end he had no choice but to stroke the hot cat's head to cover up his weakness.

As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

At the same time, the man in purple robes threw the black elf ball out of the window. After a few flashes, the elf ball opened with a bang.

"Squeak~"

A sharp bird call resounded through the sky, and a flame bird, engulfed in black electricity, suddenly appeared above the train.

"Is that...a flame bird? It looks so weird."

The passengers were disturbed by the strange movements outside and looked out of the windows one after another.

"It's the Flame Bird! I'm going to conquer him!"

Soon, people's surprise disappeared and was replaced by a surprise like a treasure dropped from the sky.

That's a level two god! If this is conquered, wouldn’t it take off?

Soon, dozens of trainers stood on top of the train, summoning their own Pokémon and attacking the Flame Bird.

"Iron-clawed lobster, use water wave!"

A relatively powerful trainer directed the attack.

A big Australian dragon jumped up with all its strength, gathering water vapor in the air in its huge iron pincers, solidifying it into a round water ball and throwing it out.

"boom!!"

The 'Water Wave' hit with a bang, but when the white mist dissipated, the Flame Bird did not react at all, as if the water wave that had an outstanding effect on him just now did not hit at all.

"Zhiwu~~"

Before the Flame Bird could react, a black collar around its neck emitted a jet-black electric current, which continuously stimulated the Flame Bird's nerves.

"It's now! Sonic Dragon, Sonic Boom!"

"Flame chicken, flame kick."

Seeing the strange behavior of the Flame Bird, the other trainers thought that the Flame Bird had been seriously injured due to the water fluctuation just now, and they all asked their elves to attack harder.

"Squeak!!!"

However, before the attack came, the flame bird let out a magnificent cry of pain.

The flame bird's wings continued to flap, instantly forming two turbulent airflows that swept away all attacks present.

The Flame Chicken, which was the first to bear the brunt, was even more miserable. It was directly blown out by the 'storm' and landed on the top of the train.

"Squeak!!"

The flame bird made an excited call, but the call sounded a little sad.

"That flame bird is the flame bird from the Galar region."

Everything was seen by Cao Wei, who was a few cars away. The flame bird was a heterochromatic flame bird living in the Galar region. Different from the normal flame bird, the flame bird in the Galar region was an evil bird. attribute, which is why the wave of water did not cause much damage to it.

Interestingly, the color scheme of the heterochromatic form of the Three Holy Birds in the Galar region is consistent with the color matching of the normal Three Holy Birds, which is why many people make the mistake.

"Squeak~"

The Galar Flame Bird raised its head high and sprayed out jet-black flames from its mouth. The malicious fire of hatred suddenly swept all around, injuring many passengers in the hunting car.

"No! We can't wait any longer."

Seeing that the Galar flame bird kept following the train, Cao Wei knew that he could no longer sit still and wait for death.

I saw him looking around, then immediately ran to the bathroom at the end of the carriage, and stuffed Scorpio into the conductor's arms.

"Hey! Little brother, what are you doing? It's dangerous!" Just as the train conductor was about to step forward to stop him, Scorpio in his arms hugged his face passionately, causing him to lose the ability to move.

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry!" Cao Wei said as he hid in the toilet.

Immediately afterwards, as a beam of green light drifted out from the bathroom window, a humanoid Pokémon appeared in front of everyone.

"Wash your socks!"

?(o_o)?