I'm crazy in the Pokémon world

Hot “The head of the Neon Elf Alliance was shot dead”

"Fossils suspected to be ancient fossil dragons were found in Antarctica. Experts claim that this fossil can be used to resurrect Thunderbird"

Shocked: "Dymax Gardevoir looks like this under her skirt, it's creepy"

"Hmm hahahahahahaha, um hahahahaha, uh hahahahaha!!"

Looking at the news on his mobile phone, Cao Wei, who had been scrolling through his mobile phone since he got up in the morning because he was so excited, made a classic three-part pig cry.

The world line was deviated, and Pokémon came to this world at the beginning of the Christian era.

In this world, elves are part of this world, and the original Pokémon games and animations naturally no longer exist. But at the same time, new games and animations derived from the elf world were also produced.

"Hmph~Have elves come to the world..."

Thinking of the Pokémon anime, games and novels he was familiar with before the world line deviated, Cao Wei scratched his hair that he hadn't had time to wash, showing a crazy expression, and he could still vaguely see the moisture in his throat. Little tongue.

It belongs to the same style as Mouri Kogoro.

"As long as you make good use of the world line to deviate from the previously familiar Pokémon battle methods, you can start with Long Aotian, be blessed by the protagonist's template, fight with chaos, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. What a great feeling!"

"I~ am the sun!!!"

I didn’t expect that I, Cao Wei, would have a lucky day after being unlucky all my life. Cao Wei thought happily.

Yes, although there are no special shortcomings, our male protagonist's luck is very bad.

including but not limited to--

The small guarantee for the character lottery must be crooked.

The card you want to draw a card will always sink to the bottom.

A certain anchor missed three consecutive water cannons during a live broadcast. Amazing, right? Our protagonist, Sharp Stone, attacks four times and misses...

All the skill points were used up, but the opponent didn't lose a drop of blood...

Moreover, this bad luck, which is as annoying as bubble gum stuck to his pants, surrounds Cao Wei like radiation.

Cao Wei's deskmate Chen Haorui understands this very well. Due to their deskmate relationship, the two of them are often assigned to a group during school activities.

According to the person involved, "Not to mention the random tools missing arms and legs, even the door handle of the room assigned was broken!" (;′??Д??`)

Cao Wei: "That doorknob has already been touched by me, Cao Wei!" o(￣▽￣)d

It is obvious that Cao Wei does not have a sufficient understanding of his luck now, and he is still immersed in his own fantasy.

Cao Wei woke up from his dream as a WeChat notification sounded on his mobile phone.

"Today is the day for students to choose elves, which also means that you have officially become trainers. I hope all students will bring the relevant forms. This will be the most important thing in your life..."

"Well... rambling as usual." Cao Wei was too lazy to flip through the short essay with several hundred words.

The corner of Cao Wei's mouth curled up, hum~ But I am different now than before...

"Huh? Wait! It's different?"

Cao Wei calmed down because he suddenly thought of a terrible thing.

"What will happen to me if someone finds out that I came from time travel?"

Cao Wei thought of a group of humanoid men in white coats holding scalpels pointed at him in the laboratory...

"What is 1000-7?"

Cao Wei broke out in a cold sweat, "Damn it, the soul has passed through and has no memory of the original body. Isn't this easily exposed?"

This is too fucked up!!

But we can't care about that anymore. If we continue to delay like this, we won't be able to make it to the Newcomer Elf Collection Conference, so we have to leave as soon as possible.

Thinking of this, Cao Wei, who was about to cry without tears, stood up and was about to make a bowl of noodles and then go to school. Because of his lust, there was no time for him to prepare breakfast, but a rapid ringtone from his cell phone interrupted him. of.

"Hello? Is this Mr. Cao? I have your courier." On the other end of the phone, the cheerful voice of the courier guy came to my ears.

Yes, there are couriers in this world. Although there are also messenger birds, cuckoo pigeons, and other Pokémon postmen, the cost of raising and transporting them is relatively high. Therefore, except for some places where delivery is more difficult or more expensive, Except for the items, everything else is delivered by normal couriers. The division of labor is clear, and the courier industry has not disappeared.

"Well, it's Mr. Cao. You can leave it at the courier point downstairs! I'll go down and pick it up in a moment." Cao Wei replied anxiously. He didn't have much time to waste anymore and had to speed up.

"Um... I'm sorry, this box is too big to fit in the courier station, and there may be some valuables in it, so Mr. Cao, you'd better come down and pick it up now."

"Okay, I'll go down right away." After hearing this, Cao Wei sighed softly, closed the gas valve that had not been turned off, and went downstairs exuding resentment.

Friends who go to school may know that during school, especially in high school, it feels very uncomfortable to go all morning without breakfast, and Cao Wei, who is interrupted by one after another, will naturally not be very happy. Because he is going to be hungry this morning.

"I would like to know what is so important that it can be worth my good mood all morning?" Cao Wei came to the express delivery point with a stinky face.

"So, where is my express delivery?" Cao Wei leaned aside. Although he was unhappy, he still had to face others kindly.

The courier boy said to Cao Wei with a strange look on his face: "That's the one you're leaning on."

Eh?

Cao Wei's height is not short, at [-] meters, and the height of this box alone reaches two meters.

"That is to say... I need to move this box back by myself?" Cao Wei said with a dark line on his face, don't you have any door-to-door delivery service?

The courier looked embarrassed: "Well... Strictly speaking, it should be like this. Because I have other couriers here that need to be counted and processed, but I can help you look at them for a while, and I can still do it."

Cao Wei looked at the huge box in front of him and greeted the sender's whole family in his heart...

When Cao Wei got into the taxi to school, he already looked relaxed, and even took out his mobile phone and started checking the world's information.

The box looks big but not heavy. The inside should be made of foam to prevent shock, but the size is there. It takes a lot of time to move it, but... what does that have to do with me?

"It's too late, it's time to show off!"

Along the way, a green onion duck burrito shop (a green onion duck sheds tears every time I eat it)

Mother Monster Gym (I won’t go if it’s not a flashy one)

Nidoking Love Hotel (Lolicon?! Asshole!)

Everything seems so strange, yet so familiar.

The world of Pokémon? This one is absolutely stable! I must shine in this world.

"The goal is to become a Pokémon Master!"