Cultivation of immortality by toad starts with cultivating demons

Mo Fan opened his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was a huge sexy poster.

The photo above is a private photo of a female celebrity. Mo Fan has forgotten her name.

His mind was still a little groggy at this moment, and many of last night's dreams were still vivid in his mind, making him dazed for a while.

"I feel so dizzy!"

"Damn it, this must be the aftereffects of drinking with Duan Xu and the others last night!"

Mo Fan frowned, sat up from the bed, shook his dizzy head, and cursed: "Damn it, I actually dreamed that I traveled through time and space, and I'm a fucking toad?!"

“Damn it, the protagonists in other people’s novels are either princes or sons of luck after traveling through time, and they either punch the Emperor of Heaven or kick the Demon Ancestor.

I've gone so far as to sneak right into the monster's lair!

But that dream was so real!

Although I am a toad demon, I am surrounded by many beautiful demon girls. This is much better than my miserable life as a cow or a horse.

How great it would be if that dream was true!!

Life is too bitter, it is better to be a free demon! "

Mo Fan smiled bitterly and shook his head. He picked up the phone next to his pillow and saw that it was almost nine o'clock. He slapped his head and cried out, "It's over. I'm going to be late again!"

He got down to the ground drowsily, put on his clothes, walked to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, scooped up some water with both hands, and rubbed his face roughly.

As he was about to be late, he didn't even have time to brush his teeth and walked out of the room with his cell phone.

However, as soon as he reached the door, he heard bursts of noise coming from the inner room, as well as a man's heavy breathing, which made Mo Fan's already unsightly expression even uglier.

"You're just messing around so much so early in the morning. Do you have any sense of public morality?"

"Don't even consider the feelings of single people!"

"Sister Bai, we agreed before that if we want to rent together, each of us will pay half of the rent. Now there's one more person here, so you have to pay an extra share of the rent this month!!"

Mo Fan couldn't help but yell loudly, not wanting the other party to take any advantage of him.

"Get lost! Don't bother me!!"

Suddenly, a lion's roar came from the inner room, which frightened Mo Fan so much that he ran out of the house in shame. Soon, he heard a man's roar coming from inside.

"The world is declining!"

"I had originally imagined that something might happen between me and Sister Bai, but I didn't expect that someone else would take advantage of me!

Damn, what a bummer!!”

On the street, Mo Fan was cursing and was really angry.

He and Sister Bai originally shared the house, which was also the choice of most young people working in the city.

At first, Mo Fan agreed because he saw that Sister Bai was pretty enough, and he often fantasized about what would happen, but in the end, such an unlucky thing happened.

That was why he found his good friend Duan Xu and others to have a drink last night.

Without having time to buy breakfast, Mo Fan rushed to the company, but still ended up being ten minutes late.

"Mo Fan, you're late again!"

A bald middle-aged man in a blue suit walked out of the office and walked straight to Mo Fan. He snorted, "This is the third time you've been late this month!"

"Manager Niu, I went out to do a good deed this morning and helped an old lady cross the street, so I'm late.

You see, our company’s mission is to serve the public, right?

The boss always encourages everyone to do more good things and actively strive for a positive image for the company, right?

So, boss, please show some mercy and don't deduct my salary this month, okay?"

Mo Fan chuckled and made a pitiful expression to the bald middle-aged man.

"Helping the old lady again, huh?"

Manager Niu was so angry that he laughed. He immediately turned around and asked a woman in black high heels not far away, "Xiao Wang, was this guy late last time because he was helping an old lady cross the street?"

"Supervisor, last time he was helping an old man cross the street!"

"The last time was when I helped a kid cross the road..."

"..."

Mo Fan was speechless. He didn't expect these guys to remember this incident so clearly.

"Xiao Mo! You don't take the company seriously!"

"So I have nothing more to say. I won't deduct your salary. You can resign now!"

Manager Niu looked indifferent, and just one sentence made Mo Fan feel hopeless.

He had fought hard to get this job. Although the salary was not high, it was barely enough to make ends meet. Moreover, the current business environment was not good. If he quit, all would be finished for him. He would not be able to find a good job in a short period of time.

"Manager Niu, are you kidding me?"

"Don't worry, I have deeply realized my mistake this time, and I will seriously reflect on it and will never make the same mistake again!"

"I only ask that you have mercy!"

Mo Fan had a depressed look on his face. He was really scared.

"joke?"

"Who the hell is kidding you? Letting you resign is giving you dignity!

I am now solemnly telling you that from now on, you are fired from the company! ! "

Manager Niu said to Mo Fan viciously, then pointed to the door and sneered, "You are no longer an employee of our company. Get out of here immediately!"

Mo Fan stood there in a daze, and then angrily said, "Niu, you are pretty awesome!

I work diligently and most of the time I volunteer to work overtime for the benefit of the company!

In other words, I have done great things for the company! I have shed blood for the company!

You are just a small supervisor, why do you fire me? ! "

As soon as Mo Fan said this, a fat and blurry figure appeared in his mind. He felt that this sentence sounded familiar...

"Why?"

"Just because I'm Mr. Zhang's brother-in-law!"

"If you don't get out of here, I'll call the security guards to carry you out!!"

Manager Niu sneered repeatedly, feeling very confident.

Mo Fan finally ran away in disgrace, but before leaving he threw the document in his hand directly at Manager Niu's face, which was quite satisfying.

Unconsciously, a light rain began to fall on the street. The cold wind was as cold as Mo Fan's heart at the moment, making his nose feel a little sore.

Originally, he could send some money back to his parents every month. Although it was not much, it was considered filial piety. But now, he couldn't even find the rent for next month. This made Mo Fan feel cold and confused about his future.

"Robbery!"

"robbery!!"

"Someone come quickly! Catch them!!"

In a trance, Mo Fan heard a woman's voice behind him.

I subconsciously turned my head and saw a large group of people chasing a little yellow-haired boy. The little yellow-haired boy was running wildly on the street with a panicked look on his face while holding a package.

"Brother, hurry up and catch him!"

"He stole someone else's things!!"

Someone was shouting from behind, and the little yellow-haired guy flashed past Mo Fan and threatened him fiercely: "Get out of here if you don't want to die, you coward!!"

Coward?

"I'm a coward! Stop right there!"

Mo Fan was immediately furious. This day was already bad enough, and now a little thief like you came to ridicule me!

Do you really think I'm a sick cat?

Just like that, Mo Fan chased him madly for several blocks, even leaving all the kind-hearted people behind him behind, and finally blocked the yellow-haired man in an alley.

"Damn it, isn't it just a bag that was stolen?"

"Do you have to chase me for several blocks?!"

The little yellow-haired boy was panting angrily, but when he saw Mo Fan getting closer, he gritted his teeth and threw the bag in his hand directly at Mo Fan.

Mo Fan subconsciously took the package, and the little yellow-haired boy took the opportunity to slip away, and at the same time said fiercely, "You fucking guts, just wait for me!!"

"Stupid!"

Mo Fan gave the little yellow-haired boy a middle finger.