Start call: My pet actually comes from history

"The Jianghu Egg-Slaying Demon, that's a good title."

The veterinarian who finished dealing with the last cat was very satisfied with the name Su Buyu gave him as the Egg Slayer. Then he looked at the pile of things on the operating bed and said to Su Buyu: "By the way, do you want these things?" ? You can take it back to dry and then use the gum to make a necklace or something, and hang it on the necks of these cats, so that they can see things and think about themselves."

"Ghost! You still know how to be a human being."

Su Buyu ruthlessly complained, "Can a person think of such a thing? He still sees things and wants to complete himself."

"If you don't want it, I'll take it back. Some people even like to buy this."

The veterinarian said, took out a box from the tool box and two ice bags, put all the loot in it and froze it.

now.

Su Buyu didn't understand, and in his heart he just thought, "Oh shit, there are still people buying this thing. Do I really live in the same world as them?"

It seemed that he could see Su Buyu's confusion.

The veterinarian patted Su Buyu on the shoulder and explained: "There are people buying sheep eggs, cow eggs, and chickens. Isn't it normal for people to buy cat eggs? Consultant, don't make a fuss."

"Gitui! This is really the first time I've heard of it."

Su Buyu felt that he had short hair and short knowledge, but he still curiously asked: "Why did you buy it back? Do you want to eat it? This is too little."

"Wine."

The veterinarian quickly finished cleaning up, took off his gloves, took out his mobile phone and showed his payment code.

Soaking wine...

Su Buyu shook his head slightly, put aside the curiosity in his heart, took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code of the veterinarian, and transferred it four thousand times.

"By the way, do you want me to take you back?" The veterinarian asked as he faced the four thousand payment interface that popped up on his phone.

"No, you go first."

Su Buyu waved his hand and said that he would just go back later and buy some vegetables on the way so that Du Futu could see how many kinds of vegetables there are on people's tables nowadays.

"Okay, the consultant will come to take care of my business next time. By the way, my name is Yu Shou."

After the veterinarian said this, he picked up the folding cot and walked toward the park entrance, carrying a pile of garbage with him.

What's left? Which shou.

It's not a veterinarian's beast.

Looking at Yu Shou's departure, Su Buyu couldn't help but sigh, this veterinarian is truly a professional, even his name has the word "animal" in it.

...

Wait for the last cat to wake up.

Su Buyu, who witnessed the successful conclusion of the Gadan Project, stood behind Liu Bei Miao and looked at the cats in front of him. He said last time that members of the Miao Miao Team who had made great contributions would be brought back.

But he frowned and looked at it for a long time.

Su Buyu looked and looked at the two Sanhuas in the group of cats, but he couldn't tell which Sanhua was reported last time. Unable to tell, he had to look at the one standing in front of him. Liu Beimiao whispered: "Xuan De Gong, which two were there last time?"

"That one, that one."

Liu Bei raised his paw and clicked on two cats in the meow team, then meowed.

Among cats.

Two three-flowered and tortoise-shell cats wearing Elizabethan rings jumped out from the group of cats and stood at the front.

see.

Su Buyu coughed twice and knelt down to stroke the two hero cats, which were still trembling because of the pain. He said with satisfaction: "Very good, you two will go home with me today to join Xuande Gong's White Guards. From now on, you will have me." If you eat a fish, you two will have to chew on its bones."

"Meow~"

"Meow~"

The two cats responded and obediently rubbed Su Buyu's arms with their Elizabethan rings.

Su Buyu was in a good mood.

Have a look.

How could there be such a cute little animal in this world? It's a pity that it's not a civet. If it got into the white guard with all the civets, the white guard would not look good.

Thinking of this.

Su Buyu suddenly developed obsessive-compulsive disorder and became a little unsteady.

Think for a moment.

He suddenly approached Liu Beimiao, who was caring about the Miao Miao team, and discussed softly: "Mr. Xuande, why don't you consider joining a non-defense guard?"

No guard...

Liu Beimiao turned around and glanced at Su Buyu helplessly: "What are you doing, sir?"

Su Buyu scratched his head and explained with some embarrassment: "The main reason is that I think all the members of the Baiwei Guard are eye-catching."

"Why don't you ask Liangyu to get a white-armed soldier?"

Liu Bei Miao cleverly lured Liang Yu Miao's white-poled soldiers out. It was enough for him to have white-poled guards. The unmanned guards belonged to the prime minister. How could he go out of his way to replace his prime minister and get an unmanned guard first.

"That's fine too."

Su Buyu thought it was okay to let Liangyu Cat take care of these two cats. They happened to be female cats, but he just didn’t know if Liangyu Cat would agree with it. If he didn’t agree, he would take care of these two himself and form a special team directly. The name of his own meow team is called Waizui Dragon King Wei.

After coming up with the name.

Su Buyu's face lit up with joy, and the right corner of his mouth tilted up unconsciously.

"By the way, here's Zimei."

After Su Buyu stood up, he suddenly found that his great poet had gone somewhere. He was obviously watching Yu Shou's surgery with him just now.

"Sir, I'm here."

The surround of Du Fu Rabbit came.

Su Buyu turned around when he heard the sound, but didn't see even a shadow of a rabbit.

"Zimei, where are you? Zimei?"

"I'm in a tree."

Du Futu's voice was mighty.

Su Buyu suddenly raised his head and saw Du Fu Rabbit squatting on the trunk of a lush camphor tree on the left side through the leaves.

Eyes meet.

Su Buyu waved his hand: "Zimei, how did you get up there? You know how to look at the tallest trees at a glance."

What a short list of trees.

Du Futu felt a little uncomfortable. He used his strong hind legs to fall lightly from the tree trunk five or six meters above the ground and landed in front of Su Buyu. He said helplessly: "Sir, you can just change my poem randomly. At least it should be meaningful." a little."

"It's just normal."

Liu Beimiao also nodded in agreement.

"It's just so-so. I think it's pretty good. What I call adaptive poetry, you don't understand." Su Buyu shook his head in retort, and even felt that he had done a pretty good job with it.

Adaptive verse.

what is this.

Du Futu looked at Liu Beimiao who was standing next to him with confusion in his eyes.

"Just get used to it."

Liu Beimiao raised his paw and patted Du Fu Rabbit on the shoulder. He didn't have the heart to say that now there are not only adaptive poems, but also this adaptive Du Fu in the textbook. He can hold a knife, a gun, a rocket launcher, ride a bicycle, and wear a mecha. .

The originally quite artistic illustration was now made to look like Du Fu was very busy.

One cat and one rabbit ignored themselves.

Su Buyu was not disappointed, he just caressed the group of meows in front of him, touched the cat's small pads, and touched the cat's thick tail. He was very happy, and the only bad thing was that he The pure cotton T-shirt I wore today was stained with hair, and soon it was covered with cat hair of various colors.

After using my hands to push the cats onto their backs, the sound of the V8 engine sounded.

Su Buyu clapped his hands with satisfaction: "Tomorrow, at the same time and at the same place, I will reward you with two cans for each cat."

"Meow~"

"Meow meow meow~"

"..."

for a while.

There was a chorus of meows in the park, and pedestrians passing by were a little confused. Are the cats in the park collectively in heat?