Start call: My pet actually comes from history

The self-disciplined Kuang Yinwang and Sun Quan Diao, who missed his wives, went upstairs, and only a degenerate joined the late-night snack team.

Su Buyu sat on the sofa, chewing chicken feet, and took out his mobile phone with his free hand to log in to the game.

Accompanied by the game's welcome tone.

Su Buyu crossed his legs and clicked on the computer on the screen. He couldn't wait until daytime to summon him. If he summoned him now, he could still have sex with this unknown person. It was simply the best of both worlds.

"Father, do you want to summon him?" Liu Chanmiao said curiously as he swallowed the crab meat in his mouth.

"Correct."

Su Buyu nodded, picked up a piece of paper and wiped the oil stains on his hands before preparing to click to summon. But before that, he looked at Bai Shuyu and Liu Chanmiao curiously and asked, "Do you have anyone you want to meet? Maybe you will meet them this time."

"No."

"No."

Bai Shuyu and Liu Chanmiao said the same answer in unison.

After that, the two guys looked at each other and high-fived each other for saying the same word.

Bai Shuyu's answer.

Su Buyu knew it without thinking. What surprised him was that this guy Liu Chanmiao had said he wanted to be his father-in-law two days ago, but how could he not be there when he was summoned?

to this end.

Su Buyu couldn't help coughing twice and reminded him: "Dou, don't you want to see your elders like your father-in-law?"

"Do not want to."

The answer remains firm.

As if he was afraid that Su Buyu wouldn't understand, Liu Chanmiao organized the words in his mind and explained softly: "They are also on the side of my father when they come, and maybe they will discuss re-educating me together. I Not stupid."

This word...

Su Buyu couldn't answer it.

Because what Liu Chanmiao said should be consistent, it will definitely happen. If it could happen again, who wouldn't want to re-educate the juniors who have failed to live up to their expectations.

but.

Su Buyu looked at Liu Chanmiao, who had bulging cheeks, and teased: "Even if they don't come, you will still suffer the same consequences tomorrow."

Hear this.

Liu Chanmiao instantly became stiff and trembling like chaff. She turned her head and looked at the door as if resigned to her fate and said with a hint of tears: "Father..."

The word "father" was just exported.

Liu Chanmiao looked at the empty door and turned his head and gave Su Buyu a resentful look. He patted his chest with lingering fear: "Father, you really scared me to death. I have lost two pounds recently. Finally had a good meal."

"Have you lost weight? Why didn't I see it?" Su Buyu, who successfully scared Liu Chanmiao, couldn't stop looking up and down Liu Chanmiao's body.

Forgive him for his blindness.

He really couldn't tell where Liu Chanmiao had lost two pounds, and he even felt that it was rounder than the day he first arrived.

I had to intervene.

Otherwise Liu Chanmiao will really turn into a pig if he gets fatter.

Thinking of this.

Su Buyu looked at Bai Shuyu and said seriously: "For the week starting tomorrow, reduce the amount of food Dou eats by one-third. Don't let this guy have any late-night snacks."

"what!!!"

Before Bai Shuyu responded, Liu Chan meowed out the eunuch voice.

Reducing one-third of the meals for a week without midnight snacks is simply abusing cats. The adoptive father is going to die!

Thinking of the dire straits of the coming week.

Liu Chan meowed in an instant and knelt down at Su Buyu's feet. He hugged Su Buyu's calf with his front paws and blinked his big eyes pitifully, meowing: "Father, stepfather, you must not do it. It's been so long for a week." , Chan'er will starve to death, really starve to death."

The cry of supplication was sad and melodious.

Su Buyu felt the weight coming from his legs, frowned and thought for a while, then looked at Bai Shuyu and said again: "Forget it for a week."

Liu Chanmiao looked happy.

But before it could open its mouth and knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times to thank Su Buyu, Su Buyu continued: "You can't lose much in one week, let's take two weeks, and the weight will be reduced to half of the usual amount."

Liu Chanmiao stiffened.

Bai Shuyu nodded obediently and said okay, then raised his finger and pointed at Liu Chanmiao, who was frozen in place, and continued: "Fourth brother, Adou doesn't seem to be well."

"It's okay. It doesn't matter if you can't accept it now. You'll be fine when you get used to it."

Su Buyu smiled.

He grabbed Liu Chanmiao by the back of his neck and carried him to the side, then pressed his finger on the summon.

It's still the same old starry sky.

Su Buyu looked at the twinkling stars in the galaxy with a calm expression. For him today, gold is better, and purple is acceptable, as long as it is not some trash that will be remembered in history for thousands of years.

For example...Zhao's bunch of trash.

A bright star in the galaxy on the screen flickered quickly while waiting, suddenly rushed out of the galaxy and pulled a long golden tail towards the planet below.

Su Buyu's calm expression suddenly became happy, and he never expected that there would be another golden star.

Who is it this time?

Which boss gives himself such face?

Su Buyu stared at the phone screen motionless until the screen jumped, and the card with golden auspicious clouds appeared on the screen.

"Du Fu Rabbit"

"Level: Golden Legend"

"Occupation: Realist poet"

"Introduction: Long live the name of Qianqiu, but it is just a matter of loneliness after death. I only hope that it will go to Jun Yao and Shun, and then make the customs pure."

Watch the introduction on the screen.

Su Buyu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and it took him a moment to realize that he had seen correctly. It was really Du Fu, Du Zimei, the man who he loved and hated during his school days.

Love his verses.

I also hate his poems.

After all, the poems such as "Wang Yue" in the textbook must be recited in class. Thinking of the Du Fu poems he had memorized in those years, the first sentence of "Wang Yue" suddenly popped into Su Buyu's mind, "How is Dai Zongfu, Qi Lu" Still young.

The second one that jumped out was the famous "Five Hundred Words of Empathy from Beijing to Fengxian County".

While the rich wine and meat smell, the road with frozen bone.

The third one is the equally famous "Song of Thatched Cottage Broken by the Autumn Wind".

There are tens of thousands of mansions in Ande, which shelter all the poor people in the world with joy. They are as peaceful as a mountain without being affected by wind or rain. Woohoo, if this house suddenly appears in front of you, it will be enough for my house to be broken and frozen to death alone.

What a mind.

What a noble personality this is.

Unfortunately, God did not take pity on him. He had a lot of misfortune in his life. He didn't offend anyone but the result was very miserable. He wanted to be the emperor of Yao and Shun, but he only became a minor official. It didn't take long before he offended the emperor. In the end, he was impoverished and relied on others for help. He was homesick, but he never set foot in his hometown until he fell into a boat on the river.

Su Buyu suddenly thought of the two pairs Big Li Du and Little Li Du.

In these two groups, the big Li Duli, Li Bai, lived a free and easy life, but Du Fu had a miserable life, while the little Li Duli, Du Mu, lived a free and easy life, but Li Shangyin had a miserable life.

Everyone is called Li Du. Isn't this a kind of alter ego?

Seeing that Su Buyu was holding the phone, Bai Shuyu frowned for a while and couldn't help but push him and urged: "Fourth brother, don't be in a daze. Who did you summon?"

"Oh, Du Fu."

Su Buyu shook his phone.

"Du Fu? The Du Fu who wrote a lot of poems?"

Bai Shuyu sensed something was wrong.

"Are you happy? I remember you memorized his poems two days ago."

Say it.

Su Buyu patted Bai Shuyu's shoulder and recalled: "It's the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River. We meet you again when the flowers are falling. Is this what you are carrying?"

"Ah."

Bai Shuyu's face fell, and she hugged Su Buyu's arm and muttered: "Fourth brother, can you send him back to where he came from? Sister Wenji will definitely ask him to teach me how to write poems tomorrow. I don't want to Write poetry."

"Don't make trouble. What do you think it is? Why don't you go back and forth?"

Su Buyu pinched Bai Shuyu's face and clicked on the continuation that appeared at the bottom of the screen. He couldn't wait to see what kind of rabbit Du Fu's rabbit was in the world.