Start call: My pet actually comes from history

"Subway, the elderly, mobile phones"

"A dog sled...no, a dog pulling a wheelchair!"

"Today I lost to a wheelchair. His wheelchair was very fast. I only saw a Rottweiler in front of him. If you know, please tell him. I will wait for him at the traffic police brigade."

"Do you know why this person is in a wheelchair?"

"here has****"

"Brother Pian, get out of here"

"You only saw the Rottweiler, but you didn't see the two cats in his arms. I'll report it to the traffic police uncle. Someone gathered to ride on the wheelchair."

"Grandstanding...please tell me where the dog and wheelchair are."

"I would like to ask everyone, is it illegal to ride a wheelchair on the road? If it is illegal, what should be the crime?"

"Upstairs, I'm telling you that Biao's death sentence will be executed immediately."

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After seeing the comments here, Su Buyu couldn't hold himself back any longer.

This can also go to the home page.

Fortunately, this person only took a picture of his side face, and did not include the front face of his shocking and weeping face.

Otherwise, you will trigger a combo.

When an Internet celebrity embarks on the road of selling goods, he is imprisoned for tax evasion.

what.

There seems to be something wrong with this combo.

Su Buyu quickly recalled the tax evasion in his mind and changed the combo again.

It should be on the road of bringing goods.

Then there was a big sale, and he directly bought a building and established an Internet company, named San...

cut.

There is also a problem with this combo.

Su Buyu's combos weren't smooth enough, so he simply skipped this page and continued to scroll down.

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Why am I riding in a wheelchair again?

Oh.

This time the perspective was different, this time my own face was also captured.

The person taking the photo was still lamenting that he had seen a ghost.

Sixty yards on the road, I was overtaken by a wheelchair pulled by a dog.

The comments section was also lively.

"Brothers, we have found the real owner. His name is Wutu from Taihang Mountain. There is also a raccoon flower in it."

"..."

"Brothers, rush forward and snatch away the cat, dog, and wheelchair of the real owner."

Su Buyu silently closed the phone.

He was not ready for his account to be hacked.

As for Liu Bei, he fell over his shoulder.

Su Buyu posted it a few days ago, but it didn't become a hit as he imagined.

On the contrary, it is miserable and miserable.

did not expect.

The over-the-shoulder fall didn't make me angry, but I was riding in a wheelchair on the road and it made me angry.

It’s hard to face.

Liangyu Miao stood up cheerfully and patted Su Buyu on the shoulder: "Sir, you should be considered the first person in the world who doesn't recognize you."

"No, I will be greeted by others soon."

Su Buyu finished speaking.

A ringtone came from the mobile phone, and the caller showed: Mom.

Although Su Buyu didn't want to answer.

But based on his understanding of Ms. Lu, as long as he didn't answer the call, he would definitely not be able to stop.

Take two deep breaths.

Su Buyu stretched out his finger and pressed the answer button: "Hello"

"Hey son, are you the one riding the wheelchair?"

The voice from the other end of the phone made Su Buyu smile bitterly: "If I say no, will you believe it?"

heard.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then there was a squawking of a goose.

"Goose, goose, goose, goose, it's really you. I'm just telling you how this man looks exactly like my son."

"By the way, if you get hurt, just say, your mother, I'll come and take care of you. I'm tired of staying at home."

Su Buyu sighed.

He stroked Liangyu Miao's head with his fingers and then said silently: "Are you sure? Aren't you in Erhai now?"

"Hey, how do you know that my circle of friends didn't block you?"

Ms. Lu's voice hesitated.

Then there was a sound of nails touching the screen: "I forgot, I didn't lock you back in when I released you last time."

"..."

There is maternal love, but not much.

Su Buyu grinned nonchalantly: "Oh, Mom, I'm injured. Please give me some money."

"Screw you."

Ms. Lu laughed and cursed, then said seriously: "What's wrong with your legs?"

"Well, I just want to use a wheelchair."

Su Buyu responded.

You can't just say, Mom, I gave birth to a wooden sign and then left myself semi-disabled.

Lu Wenyu, who was enjoying the wind by Erhai Lake, heard her son's perfunctory tone.

He glanced at the nervous man beside him.

Lu Wenyu handed over the phone: "Su Yanwu, please have a word with your son."

"I have nothing to say to him."

Su Yanwu said he was disgusted, but the hand holding the bag quickly took the phone: "Hello."

Suspected of integrity.

Lu Wenyu looked at Su Yanwu's appearance and shook her head, pretending not to care now.

Father and son talked for two minutes.

Su Buyu said that he had something to do.

see.

Su Yanwu babbled a few more words, then hung up the phone and smiled at Lu Wenyu: "My son is fine."

"Don't you want to book a ticket and fly there?"

Lu Wenyu took back her mobile phone and joked.

"Forget it, my son said no."

"You."

Lu Wenyu shook his head.

This guy panicked when he saw a video of his son sitting in a wheelchair.

If I hadn't calmly said to make a call first.

The two of them are probably already in a taxi going straight to the airport.

What is the heart-to-heart connection between mother and child?

How could her eldest son, Lu Wenyu, have a broken leg and be in a wheelchair?

.....

"Sir, your parents really care about you."

Liangyu Miao couldn't help but think of her parents.

"It's okay, it's okay."

Su Buyu giggled and rubbed his head.

Next time Biao uses a wheelchair, he will have to wear a hood, but fortunately he persuaded him to stop.

Otherwise, later.

His parents would have to show up in front of the hotel to take him to the hospital.

After a while.

Several orderly footsteps sounded at the door, and Chen Lingqing pushed open the half-open door.

At a glance, he saw Su Buyu sitting upright in the wheelchair.

"Counsellor Su, this is what you are doing."

Chen Lingqing stepped forward with concern, not forgetting to wave to the team members behind to let them in.

"fine."

Su Buyu shook his head, raised his hand and picked up the flowers on the table and handed them over: "Here you go."

This time.

Chen Lingqing was confused, and so were the members of the special adjustment department who were filing in.

They paused on the spot, and their eyes under the combat glasses kept shooting back and forth at Su Buyu and Chen Lingqing.

The taste of gossip.

"That won't work."

Chen Lingqing waved his hand and refused.

"Ah? You can't change this thing for money?" Su Buyu stopped in place with his hands.

His face was full of unspeakable disappointment.

This is a flower wrapped in brains. Such an outrageous thing cannot be exchanged for money.

It is said that rare things are more valuable.

When Chen Lingqing heard about the money exchange, he immediately looked carefully at the flowers in Su Buyu's hand.

There are white petals on the edges, and in the middle is a brain that has lost its color.

"this is."

Chen Lingqing took the flower from Su Buyu's hand with some doubts.

"Oh, the flowers that grow from Xu Ainan's heavenly spirit cap."

Su Buyu explained a few sentences, and then asked emphatically again: "Is it really not possible to exchange money?"

"Yes, yes, but you have to take it back to appraise the value."

Chen Lingqing said, calling a team member, and then handed the flower to him: "Take it and put it in the spirit box."

"Okay, Captain."

The team members held this real brain flower and curiously got closer and smelled it through their masks.

next moment.

Su Buyu watched helplessly as Huazhongren's brain turned into fly ash and got into the team members' masks.

The money... flew away.

But he didn't pay attention to this. He just pointed at the team member and shouted: "Quick! Catch him quickly! Are you professional enough?"