Start call: My pet actually comes from history

The moonlight dimmed, and time flew by late into the night. After Su Buyu and Zhang Xiaoxiao finished chatting, they complained about Lin Xuan, who had his face buried in a pile of cats, and then walked upstairs.

Lin Xuan looked at Su Buyu's back, pouted, hugged Bai Wu and whispered: "My dear, I want you~~you~~want..."

Elongated tone.

It seemed particularly clear in the empty room, but was quickly covered up by the sound of footsteps.

Boom-!

A dull knocking sound suddenly sounded.

The hand holding Bai Wu loosened up in an instant, and Bai Wu fell gently to the ground. Looking at the idiot girl covering her head with a painful expression on her face, and Su Buyu clenching his fists, he yawned and shook. He rubbed Su Buyu's ankles with his tail and slowly walked toward the eldest brother, second brother, third brother, and fourth brother who were watching the theater together on the other side.

"Change my words randomly, right? Make bubble sounds, right? Play the tune!" Su Buyu raised his fist and rebelled against Tiangang. He had only been here for a few days, but he had no respect for the boss at all. He imitated his own words and tampered with them. For such an itchy person, he deserves to be embarrassed by his own speech.

"Boss, I was wrong. Next time I will... dare!"

"If you don't dare... what did you say?" Su Buyu glared at the sofa again: "Where are the people?"

He also ran pretty fast.

Lin Xuan's breath came from the cat cafe. Su Buyu curled his lips and was too lazy to chase. He walked back to the aisle in three steps and floated upstairs in two steps. Ever since he learned to ride the wind, he could no longer walk well. Of course, this Things are limited to the house and at night.

Push open the room door.

Just as he was about to go in, Su Buyu suddenly saw a pair of eyes with a faint green light. Without any preparation, his latent instinct was aroused and he quickly stepped back and cursed: "Grandma, who is it!"

"Shut up."

The voice came out and the lights came on. It was Li Zhiwang.

"You're sick. Why are you staying in my room at night?" Seeing that it was Li Zhi who was barking, Su Buyu patted his heart and felt breathless. The bark was scary, scary to death, you know.

"What do you think."

"You are not planning to sleep in my room."

"Ah."

"Zhinu, I still mind sleeping on the same bed with a man. Su Buyu walked into the room and closed the door, "You ran into my room, weren't you afraid that Er Feng would attack you at night? "

Li Zhiwang said nothing, only gave him a look, his eyes seemed to be able to speak, but his words were a bit dirty.

If you want to translate it.

The look in the eyes and the words in and out of the words should say: Look directly at me, you son of a bitch!

The sight is hot.

However, it has zero damage to Su Buyu. As long as he pretends that he can't see it, he really can't see it. He turns his head away, moves to the bed, puts his hands behind his back and lies down: "I told you I'm really slippery. , you still don’t believe it, besides, even if you sleep in my room, Brother Erfeng will attack you at night. This is not a Peace Hotel, and the alchemy certificate is useless. "

"I suffer, and you have to suffer too." Li Zhiwang said.

The meaning of dying together is beyond words.

Excessive.

This fox really refused to take any losses. Su Buyu stared at the ceiling calmly and did not continue to talk to Li Zhiwang. Anyway, no matter how much the talk was, it was of no use.

"How about you imitate the ancient times when Lian Po went to the thorns to plead guilty?"

The lights are dazzling.

Su Buyu suddenly remembered the plot of Lian Po taking Jing's plea for punishment. If he imitated it, maybe Shimin Wang would stop fighting after seeing it.

"Pleading for forgiveness?"

"Yes, but it may not be heavy enough to plead guilty to a thorn, but to plead guilty to a mace..." Su Buyu became more and more enthusiastic, until Li Zhiwang's eyes gradually became murderous, and he turned his head again to look at the linen curtains. : "Pretend I didn't say, good night."

.....

.....

"Fourth brother, you look so sleepy, haven't you slept?"

early morning.

Su Buyu heard Bai Shuyu's concern.

"Okay."

Su Buyu lowered his head and took a sip of porridge, then raised his head again and yawned again, with a long drawl. In fact, he slept well. If you ignore that Li Zhiwang woke him up from his sleep every hour last night and called him to bed. As for the toilet.

At this time.

Liu Chanmiao and Jinglongmiao, with most of their bodies wrapped in circles of gauze, came over and sat directly next to Su Buyu.

"Good morning, foster father."

"Second uncle and grandpa, morning."

"morning."

"Xiao Bai, bring me and Brother Jinglong a pot of porridge." Liu Chanmiao commanded carelessly.

"Fight yourself." Bai Shuyu didn't bother to pay attention to the itchy pig, rolled his eyes, put a bun for Su Buyu and continued to sip the porridge.

The scene was a little awkward.

Jinglong Miao secretly raised her paw that was not wrapped in gauze and touched Liu Chanmiao: "Brother Dou, you are not very good at talking. Didn't you say that you spoke the truth in the hotel?"

The sound is small.

But being in the quiet kitchen still made Su Buyu prick up his ears.

"I said the same thing, but I didn't say the same thing just now." Liu Chanmiao was confused but confident. He didn't feel embarrassed at all. He jumped off the chair and ran to make porridge.

That makes sense.

Jinglongmiao seemed to be stunned by Yuanzhangmiao, and actually accepted this explanation and nodded his head.

"Brother, I hit you and you were hurt."

"Brother Dou, you are such a good cat."

"Which one of us follows the other? I am the adopted son of my adoptive father, and you are the nephew and grand-nephew of my adoptive father. We are all relatives, and we do not speak the same language."

"Hey, there are also bean curds. You want to eat salty ones, right?"

"Brother Dou, I want sweet bean curd."

“…”

"Brother Dou?"

"Who is your brother? Douhua, you actually eat sweets, you heretic!"

Friendship between male cats comes and goes quickly.

Liu Chanmiao immediately put away the hypocritical face just now and severely despised Jinglongmiao's incredible taste. Everyone knows that tofu pudding should be eaten salty, just like rice dumplings, which should be eaten salty.

Neuropathy.

Su Buyu gave his own evaluation, took out his phone and started browsing. There were posts everywhere.

"A certain person entered the undeveloped forest for an opportunity. His current whereabouts are unknown. The search and rescue team is conducting search and rescue operations."

God's evil deeds can still be forgiven.

Do not live by committing sins.

Su Buyu wasn't even interested in clicking in to watch the video.

"A certain little flower said she was a person with extraordinary abilities and performed a live performance of spraying water for six minutes."

This one.

Instead, Su Buyu clicked in and took a look. He sprayed water in a serious manner, but he was just an ordinary person pretending to be a person with extraordinary abilities.

"A certain person refused the doctor's operation for kidney stones, saying that it was a golden elixir that he had painstakingly cultivated."

Su Buyu: ....

unbelievable.

Zhao Jiwang originally thought that the stomach stone was a golden elixir, which was enough to defy the heavens, but there was someone who could surpass it. Whose general was this? Zhao Jiwang was the emperor after all. Even if it said it was a golden elixir, others could not refute it, but This eldest brother, the doctor told me it was kidney stones, but it was ridiculous to say it was a golden elixir.

A legitimate contender for the annual shtick.

At this time.

Shimin Wang walked into the kitchen and said something to Su Buyu before saying silently: "Sir, what I told you last night."

"Oh, let's go."