Start call: My pet actually comes from history

at the same time.

On the sixth floor of the third building in a certain community, a girl living alone opened the door, turned on the light in the room, casually took off her high heels, looked around and laughed, like a female pervert: "Mimi, I'm back, are you here?" Where, come and let me suck your belly?"

But what makes girls strange is.

Mimi, who was supposed to greet her at the door after get off work every day, showed no response today.

"Mimi?"

"Mimi?"

The girl quickly shouted louder.

But the blue cat at home still didn't respond to her calls. When her eyes swept across the living room and the half-opened window came into view, the girl's brain buzzed as if she had been hit hard. She hurriedly ran over and pushed the door open. Open the window and stick your head out to look down.

far.

A vague figure came into view below.

"!!"

"Mimi."

The girl screamed in panic.

"Meow?"

Among the various clothes scattered messily on the sofa, a blue cat raised its head and looked at the two-legged beast by the window.

Ups and downs happen in an instant.

The girl immediately breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the blue cat. She quickly walked forward and picked up the blue cat and pressed it against its cheek. She said with lingering fear: "Mimi, you are here. It really scared me to death. I thought you fell." Go down, why is this window open? I remember I locked it. Fortunately, you are smart. Mom will reward you with a kiss."

talking.

The girl gently brought her red lips close to the blue cat.

Snapped.

A cat's paw accurately pushed on the girl's lips, blocking her progress.

"??"

"What's wrong, Mimi, let mommy give you a kiss."

Girls are not annoyed either.

I want to give the blue cat a kiss of love again.

But when the cat's paw kept his lips away several times in succession.

The girl noticed something was wrong.

First I smelled my breath, it didn't smell bad.

Since it's not a problem with my tone, it's a problem with this ungrateful cat. The blue cat's rejection has successfully aroused the girl's rebellious psychology. Today she still doesn't believe it. How can she not be able to get a kitten?

ten minutes later.

When the girl got tired, she gave up the idea of ​​kissing the cat and instead took off her clothes to take a bath.

no way.

Can't take it.

Can't take it down at all.

My cat seems to have entered a rebellious stage, completely different from the morning cat.

At this time, looking at the scene of spring blooming, the blue cat's eyes showed anthropomorphic disdain. The great virtuous teacher was right, the shit shovel was just seeking his own beauty, and he would lose patience once he was rejected. , Sure enough, only one's own strength is truly powerful.

The first step to becoming stronger is to learn to refuse bullies.

Be strong yourself.

One of Qu Shuai who is powerful enough to become the Great Master, follows the Great Master to witness the real scenery, instead of just hanging around here and waiting to die.

Cats also need to have ideals.

By the way, what is ideal? It seems to be a tin box. The self-shocking officer hunts in that ideal tin box every day. How about giving this ideal tin box as a gift to the great virtuous teacher next time?

The cat is quiet.

Must want to be a monster.

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And in the hotel.

At this moment, the great virtuous teacher Zhang Jiaozhi was devouring beef on the left and fish on the right. While eating, he was wagging his plush tail, obviously enjoying the meal.

Su Buyu rolled his eyes.

He adults have a lot.

I will argue with this guy later. It is one crime to kidnap and sell furry children, and the second crime is to take away the food stored in the house.

It's simply too many to read.

Those who commit crimes should be punished.

Team Meow, who discovered that the amount of food stored was wrong, was so angry that they ate two large bowls of cat food on the spot.

Sing to wine.

Geometry of life.

Su Buyu sipped a glass of Liangyu Miao's rice wine and spent a long time composing words and sentences. He took out the constantly vibrating mobile phone from his trouser pocket. It was actually a video call from Zhong Xuan, who was more interested in Taoism than Buddhism.

Click to connect.

A dazzling head suddenly came into view.

"Damn it, bald head, what blinded my eyes."

Su Buyu looked at the big bald head shining under the light on the other side of the screen and couldn't help but complain.

This guy definitely polished his head off.

Otherwise, how could it be so bright?

"Xiao Su, why are you talking to this master?"

Zhong Xuan's tone was mean.

The palms of his hands kept rubbing his shiny bald head.

And Su Buyu, who had become friends with Zhong Xuan on the Internet, raised a middle finger on the screen: "If you have anything to say, say it quickly. Don't ask me to borrow money, and don't ask me to have sex. I have no money, and I don't have sex." Pen, you know, when you bury your indomitable Yasuo in the grave, you will come find me."

"I've said it all, it's not about moving forward, it's about risking your life and surviving."

Zhong Xuan retorted.

Then the topic changed: "I want to introduce you to a business. I have been back to Tianshi Mansion in the past two days. I will share this big customer with you for free."

"???"

"Funeral?"

"Of course not, exorcism, his son is said to have been haunted by a female ghost, and then he came to me."

"Oh, why don't they find a special unit?"

"There are specialties in the art field. The main thing is that the special department is overwhelmed with cases and has to queue up. If you have money, of course you can come to me. After all, I am also the most famous Taoist priest in Tianhai. I won't tell you later. It's late. It’s time for class, and the old man is going to get mad again. I’ll send you the address tomorrow at noon. It’s up to you whether you want to go or not. If you don’t want to go, I’ll have a rest tomorrow, and you can play some exciting duets with me.”

"Fuck you, I will never play another game with you even if I die."

Su Buyu curled his lips.

"drop."

The call hangs up.

Su Buyu took back his phone and spat.

He and Zhong Xuan suddenly became so familiar.

Mainly because of the two nights of passionate double queue with Zhong Xuan two days ago, he successfully achieved eighteen consecutive kneelings that had never been achieved in his life. It was so terrifying that he powered on Su Buyu and quit the Internet. Addiction has also successfully narrowed the distance between people.

anyway.

Su Buyu withdrew his attention and looked at the group present: "Who wants to go with me tomorrow? Mr. Xuande, are you going?"

"I'm going to make a bed for Kong Ming tomorrow."

"Where are you, Zhao Da?"

"No, wait until my hair grows back."

"Liangyu?"

"Tomorrow Sister Wenji, Sister Pingjun and I are going to plant some flowers and plants in the backyard next door."

"Zimei, you..."

"I'm sorry, sir, I'm going to run out of manuscripts. I'm going to save some manuscripts tomorrow."

"Li Zhi...hey, where is he? He was still here just now."

Su Buyu was puzzled as he watched Li Zhiwang disappear from under his nose.

Why are these guys busy tomorrow?

That doesn’t mean you can’t go alone.

But as the owner of a hotel, what is it like to be alone in his position?

Upon seeing——

Liu Beimiao recommended Zhang Jiaozhi, who was still fighting for beef and competing with Liu Chanmiao to see who was the biggest eater in the hotel: "Why don't you let Master Daxian accompany you? He should be fine tomorrow."

heard.

Zhang Jiaozhi immediately raised his head while chewing beef and said vaguely: "Well... Pindao has something to do. Pindao must continue to promote Taiping Dao tomorrow."

Also preached.

Su Buyu immediately decided that it was Zhang Jiaozhi: "It's you, Zhang Jiao. You owe me hundreds of dollars now and you still have the heart to preach. A porridge and a meal are hard-earned. Do you know? Tomorrow you will You have to go out with me to make money and compensate for the losses of Team Meow Meow.”