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Chapter 274 Zen has a plan, please listen carefully
No good news early in the morning.
Su Buyu was very sad.
But no matter how hard the life was, it was hard to get through it, so Su Buyu, who remembered the nine thousand eighties when he saw Du Mutu, jumped into the next door.
Let the floor tile bear his full pain.
The hammer head swung violently.
The floor tiles were instantly covered with spider web-like cracks, and a dull sound of impact floated out of the room along with fragments of thoughts.
"Why no rabbit friends?"
"why."
"what is this."
"..."
When Liu Chanmiao, who was leaning against the wall and peering around, saw this scene, he quickly retracted his head and raised his paws to fiddle with his beard.
this time.
He should stand up and help his adoptive father solve his problems.
In this case.
When the time comes, as long as the suggestion is adopted by the adoptive father, he can take advantage of the situation and propose his wish to increase his pocket money. The adoptive father will definitely agree if he is happy.
Thinking of his two hundred monthly pocket money, Liu Chanmiao couldn't help crying.
Just two hundred.
Enough for whoever spends it.
Du Mu, Du Mu.
Don't blame me, Liu Chan, for being cruel.
sometimes.
The world is like this, and adding insult to injury is the norm. At least you have had a good night, and that is [-] yuan, your pocket money for four years.
Take advantage of Liu Beimiao not coming yet.
To avoid a long night and a lot of dreams, Liu Chan hurriedly shook his body and got into the room to implement his plan to add insult to injury. He opened his mouth and meowed to Su Buyu who was still hammering the floor tiles: "Why is the foster father worried? You might as well tell Zen Listen to me, maybe Ding Chan can help your adoptive father solve his problems."
The voice fell.
Su Buyu, who was hitting the floor tiles with a heavy hammer, turned around.
He looked up and down at Liu Chanmiao, who was so close behind him and seemed to have gained weight again. He was speechless and choked up. You don't know why I'm worried about you, right? You weren't in the lobby just now, right?
"you..."
Yeah.
That's it.
Liu Chanmiao nodded quickly and looked at Su Buyu with an emotion in his eyes: "Say it quickly, say it quickly. As long as you say it, you can catch it instantly."
Under Liu Chanmiao's expectant eyes.
The next moment, the last words in Su Buyu's mouth came out: "Are you getting fat again? Where did the amount of exercise you did climbing the stairs to transport garbage yesterday go? How can you still get fatter with more exercise?"
"right..."
Liu Chanmiao, who thought Su Buyu was going to ask him what his plan was, opened his mouth in excitement, but soon he realized what he was doing and started peeing: "What's wrong with being fat? Father, you're talking nonsense. I'm just swollen today, edema." Do you know, if edema can be called fat, foster father, you don’t understand at all, as long as I go to the toilet a few times..."
"really?"
Su Buyu expressed disbelief.
"It's all because I drank too much water yesterday..."
and many more.
Why are you talking to Su Buyu here about the topic of water edema? He is obviously here to give advice, so why are you talking about this? Thinking back to what he is here for, Liu Chanmiao wants to avoid being brought up by Su Buyu again. He went to the ditch and shouted loudly: "Father, don't talk about this anymore, let's talk about Du Mu."
Du Mu...
You are not from the same era as what you are talking about.
Su Buyu asked suspiciously: "What, are you going to intercede with me on Du Mu's behalf?"
"of course not."
Liu Chanmiao immediately took a step back and patted his thick chest full of fat with his paws: "Chan'er will always stand by his adoptive father's side. Chan'er is here to find the lost money for his adoptive father."
What do you mean by always standing...
This kind of line sounds like a [-]-year-old living on the wall, someone who is attentive to nothing and is either a traitor or a thief.
But well.
Su Buyu's eyes focused on Liu Chanmiao. It didn't hurt to listen to this guy's thoughts. Instead, Su Buyu stood up directly to block the sunlight that penetrated the window. When the light and darkness flowed on his face, he said lightly: "Then , Brave Liu Chan, how are you going to find the treasure I lost in this world, you know, I can't give you the option of refunding if you are a minor."
"Father, there is an owner for every grievance and debt. Of course, Du Mu must repay it personally."
Liu Chanmiao stood confidently in the shadow of Su Buyu, then gently blew away the dust on the ground, sat down and continued: "Zen has a plan, please listen carefully..."
Said very enthusiastically.
Take Su Buyu’s summary.
This guy's so-called strategy is to take Du Mutu to a crowded place to set up a stall that costs two yuan to play with rabbits and five yuan to take a photo. Needless to say, this strategy is like a ghost. How many people have to touch or take a photo to earn money? Returning [-] yuan, even in the best-case scenario, it would take [-] people to make it back.
Count him thirty in one night.
The stall must be set up for at least a hundred days.
Not including rainy weather.
If you do that, you’ll need to add at least an extra ten or twenty days.
Seeing Liu Chanmiao still grinning, Su Buyu couldn't help but pinched its mouth and interrupted the words that were far from over: "Dou, do you think I'm idle?" Well, as for your plan, my evaluation is zero. If you practice more with the Prime Minister, you will practice more dishes, okay?"
What's the meaning.
Does the adoptive father think his plan is not good?
It's obviously very popular on the Internet.
Liu Chanmiao blinked, his brain turned slightly and he quickly understood that his adoptive father must have felt that the time was too long. It didn't matter. The worst thing he could do was increase the quantity. "Father, it doesn't matter if one Du Mudi rabbit makes money too slowly. Let's add another one." If it’s not fast enough, add one more. If three is not enough, add four. If four is not enough, add five. Listen to the applause!”
clap clap.
Su Buyu clapped in unison.
Just when Liu Chanmiao felt that the wave was stable.
The environment in front of me suddenly changed.
With a "roll", it flew into the air and arced across the room, slamming into the doorway.
The cat was dumbfounded.
how so.
This is different from what was said in the script.
...
Looking at Liu Chanmiao, who was lying at the door for a long time and refused to get up, as if he wanted to touch porcelain, Su Buyu sighed silently and picked up the hammer again to smash the floor tiles. He had already wasted enough time with the fool, wasting several minutes. Life, how can one, two or three rabbits be sold by oneself?
Why don't you take a photo for five yuan?
What's the point of taking a photo with just a rabbit, unless you add equipment to the rabbit, such as the old friend's overalls? If you turn the photo into ten yuan, some people will take the photo, and then you can make a cat version of the overalls.
anyway.
The color of Du Mutu's hair is indeed very similar to the color of his old friend's hair.
Wear a pair of overalls while falling down.
Then comb your hair into a middle parting.
Finally, hang a basketball.
A rabbit dressed like this may not kill a woman, but it will definitely kill a man.
...
"Aqiu, Aqiu."
Du Mutu, who was far away next door, suddenly sneezed twice for no reason. This made Zhao Jiwang, who was exhausted from working yesterday and was painting in the room today, asked: "Brother Mu, what's wrong with you?"
"It's okay, it's just that I suddenly felt a little cold."
Du Mutu shook his head and said he was fine, then looked at the electronic painting screen in front of him and said, "Brother Zhao Ji, you really need to change this geisha. The Yangzhou geishas are really not that old. They are all girls of thirteen, fourteen or five years old, although there are some older ones." Yes, but they are generally smaller. I think you still have to draw smaller. In this regard, you should not draw just because the audience likes it. You should listen to Wei Xiong, Wei Xiong is very professional."
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