Start call: My pet actually comes from history

Old Du and Xiao Du, two Du family members with different styles and life experiences, had a cordial and friendly meeting at Su Buyu's small hotel.

It's time for them.

The blood has already thinned.

But it can't be said that there is no such thing. At least they have the same ancestor, so the gap between them is not that deep. Du Futu, who was arranged by Su Buyu to receive Du Mutu, was on business. After a few words of greeting, he took Du Mutu to appreciate the magnificent mountains and rivers here. Modern society flourishes and prospers.

Under the leadership of Du Futu.

Du Mutu also had a general understanding of the current situation.

I didn't expect this world.

There is no longer a lofty emperor, ordinary people are in charge, children can be literate, and even women can work and study. I never expected that after sleeping for thousands of years, the world would change so drastically.

Fortunately, I have a new life.

You have to take a good look at what's going on here.

Then.

Just start there.

When Du Moutu's words reached his ears, Du Futu, who was about to talk to someone in Du Moutu's family, was silent for a moment, and then he spoke clearly in his expectant eyes: "Muzhi, brothel has become a thing of the past. This is the old times. The remnant, the New Age has no place for it.”

heard.

Du Mutu's mind froze.

What's the meaning.

What is a new era? There is no place for it. Without brothels, where can the literati sing about romance? Without brothel girls, how can poems be sung? The point is, if there are no brothels, where can you appreciate the dancing figures of delicate girls? The sound of harps.

He lowered his head and looked at his current body.

Du Mutu felt that being reborn as a rabbit was much easier to accept than the brothel disappearing into smoke.

"Zimei Gong...."

Hesitant to speak.

Du Fu Rabbit knew what Du Mu Rabbit wanted to say at a glance, so he gave it guidance on a good place to go: "Muzhi, go downstairs and find Mr. 202 first. He will give you the answer."

"By the way, I haven't met you sir yet. It's strange, why did I faint just now?"

...

dong dong dong.

dong dong dong.

The knock on the door resounded throughout the room. Su Buyu, who had closed his eyes to enter sleep mode, frowned, opened his eyes and shouted, "Who is it?"

"Sir, it's me, Du Mu, Du Muzhi."

Du Mu?

No.

Why are you looking for him so late? Didn't you arrange for Du Futu to receive him? However, seeing that Du Mutu had just arrived, it would not be good to turn him away directly. Su Buyu, who upheld the concept of being approachable, got up from the bed. Turning on the light, he walked forward and opened the door. After that, he quickly lay back on the bed and nestled under the quilt. He looked at Du Mutu who walked in and said, "Why are you looking for me? Don't come here to tell me that you fell in love with Xiaobai at first sight. If it’s true, I’ll kill you.”

talking.

Su Buyu also raised his hand and gestured to his neck to show that he was serious.

"Ahem, sir, I, Du Muzhi, am not this kind of rabbit."

Du Moutu now had a serious look on his face, as if he was not the one who had just struck up a conversation with Bai Shuyu.

"Not the best, you have to know that the hotel has a complete criminal code."

Su Buyu curled his lips and said.

As Bai Shuyu's nominal guardian, he must pay attention to this guy Du Mutu. This guy likes Lolita who are twelve or thirteen years old the most. Compared with others, this guy is really serious about it, but he still needs to do it first. Find out why Du Moutu came to see you.

"Oh, sir, that's it..."

Du Mutu quickly talked about his purpose.

But when Su Buyu heard the intention, he immediately shook his head and firmly denied it with a gentleman's face: "Stop, you fart, I, Su Buyu, am not this kind of person."

I am a gentleman, there is no way I can have any messy videos for Du Mu to enjoy.

Bian denies it.

Su Buyu, who was lying on his side, glanced at his phone subconsciously.

A subconscious glance.

It fell into Du Moutu's slightly pink pupils. Without any confirmation, Du Moutu knew that Su Buyu must have something good to share with him. How could he miss this kind of thing? Thinking of this, Du Moutu quickly started talking to him. Su Buyu got close.

"Stop talking, I can't just show it to you. We are all a family. Don't say anything about writing me a poem. If you don't write it, I will show it to you."

After all, Su Buyu couldn't resist Du Mutu's temptation to write a poem for himself and chose to share it.

There’s nothing not to see.

It's just a collection of dance videos.

When various videos come into view.

Facing the screen, the blogger dances his body under various lights.

At first, Du Moutu looked at it very seriously and nodded frequently.

Just not for a while.

After watching a few of them.

Du Moutu looked at the same video, which looked exactly the same except for the clothes. He turned to look at Su Buyu and asked what he was thinking: "Sir, where are their faces?"

"It didn't go into the picture."

"Why?"

"Because I want to make money while standing."

"Please forgive me for my lack of knowledge and talent. Sir, what do you mean by this?"

Du Mutu is here for the first time.

It can be said that I don’t understand modern jokes at all, so Su Buyu, who was lying on the bed, faced the confused Du Mutu and explained again: "Because I am afraid that people who know me will gossip after I show my face, or because I have no confidence in my appearance. And in a broad sense, this kind of video is borderline, that is, for temptation. You should know this kind of thing better than me."

Hear this.

Du Mutu looked strange. There was no temptation in such a faceless person.

It should be noted that the woman frowned and smiled.

The charm flowing between the facial expressions and eyes is the most alluring thing in the world. How can such a stiff twist be alluring?

"By the way, Mu Zhi, did you write "Sigh of Flowers"?

Su Buyu suddenly thought of something, so he braced himself and asked with a strong face.

This poem is about sighing at flowers.

It is said that the background of this poem comes from a short story about Du Mu falling in love at first sight while traveling in Huzhou.

When Du Mu was traveling in Huzhou, he met a beautiful lolita who was eleven or twelve years old. After just one meeting, Du Mu immediately struck a chord with his heart and wanted to marry her. Then Du Mu said that he would come to Huzhou to work as an official within ten years and then marry her. , Later, Du Mu was indeed transferred from a Beijing official to the governor of Huzhou, but fourteen years had passed since the so-called ten-year appointment, and the girl had been married for three years, and the children were already able to make soy sauce, so Du Mu missed Lolita. I wrote this poem with a lot of melancholy in my heart.

When Su Buyu told Du Moutu the poem and story, three question marks slowly appeared on Du Moutu's head as the person involved.

Who arranged themselves like this.

He looks like...

Okay, maybe I would really do this, but this is definitely a rumor, a complete rumor, what nonsense is a ten-year appointment, how old will the girl be after ten years?

"Sir, don't listen to such rumors. This poem must not have been written by me."

Du Mutu immediately denied the poem "Sighing the Flowers" and explained his reasons in order to prevent Su Buyu from disbelief.

One is.

If a local official takes a commoner girl as his wife or concubine, it is against the law. If he does this, his political opponents will definitely seize this point and storm the court. When the time comes, he will be a muddy man, not a defense. It was also a defense.