Start call: My pet actually comes from history

You should buy dustpans at the farmer's market.

Su Buyu searched.

There is indeed a farmer's market, but it's a bit far away. It's [-] kilometers away. Shared electric cars can't go there. So I took a special taxi. When taking the taxi, Su Buyu specifically asked the driver if he had any pets. The driver was very talkative and said, "I just want to It's okay if you don't pull the cart, but it's a joke if you pull the cart.

Today’s taxis are basically powered by new energy sources.

The driver is a pretty young boy.

When Su Buyu got into the car with Liangyu Miao in his arms, he couldn't help but look at the back seat. Don't get me wrong, what he was looking at was not Su Buyu, but Liangyu Miao in his arms.

I took a few glances.

He asked Su Buyu as if he was sure: "Is this a white Maine Coon? Let me go, this thing is very expensive, yours looks perfect, and it has a kind of softness in its handsomeness." , these eyebrows, this figure, this hair, these light blue eyes like sea water, that, can I touch it?"

"Brother, drive, I'm in a hurry."

Facing this idiot-like driver, Su Buyu was speechless.

Also touch it.

Do you know who the cat you are facing is Qin Liangyu who can cut off your head and splatter blood all over your body without blinking an eye. No one but you can touch it.

"I forgot about it. Well, it was mainly because it was the first time I saw such a beautiful fairy Maine in real life."

After hearing the rejection in Su Buyu's words.

The driver smiled coquettishly and quickly started the car without mentioning the matter of touching Liangyu Cat.

along the way.

Because the driver guy was looking for a topic.

Su Buyu also replied with some answers. When I heard that my brother had five cats at the same time, he had to look at him with admiration. He is really a fierce shit shoveler. He actually raised five cats at the same time. You have to know what happens when shoveling shit. The taste is comparable to biological weapons.

Five cats.

That taste.

Fortunately, my own meow team now queues up to go to the toilet and flushes it themselves.

Su Buyu, who felt that he could feel the same, hugged Liangyu Miao and subconsciously sympathized with the driver: "It's troublesome to have five cats. The smell of shoveling poop every day."

"It's troublesome, of course it's troublesome. I have to shovel poop every day when I go home, and I have to comb my cat hair, otherwise the cat hair will fly everywhere."

The driver's eyes were fixed on the road ahead and Su Buyu, the cat owner, shared the bitterness of sharing the same fate. He talked about a red light before ending: "But who made me like raising cats? I have liked them since I was a child, but there are two This cat looks very much like that scumbag of my ex-girlfriend. When it’s hungry, it sticks to its skin, but when it’s full, who are you?”

The sudden topic of ex-girlfriend.

Su Buyu, who was only worthy of barking and barking, couldn't handle it. After all, he had suffered from mother's love, father's love, games, and the outrageous food in the cafeteria since he was a child, but he had never suffered from love.

Can't pick it up, can't pick it up.

However, the driver didn't care at all and just kept complaining to the customer Su Buyu.

to conclude.

A man who suffered emotional trauma and wore a green hat that made him panic.

To the driver guy.

The most immersed and pure love in his life is a ray of light, a green light so bright that it turns black.

But then, when the driver heard the bitter curse of his ex-girlfriend, he was playing with Liangyu Miao, "You shot me?" Su Buyu from the "Kanzhao" game had to remind him: "Brother, you are driving, don't mention the car accident, it is unlucky."

Makes sense.

The driver, who felt he had made a mistake, nodded quickly: "Yes, it's unlucky. She doesn't deserve to be knocked away. She only deserves to live and answer questions every day."

"..."

Fine.

It would be nice if he could vent it out. Su Buyu didn't mind being a listener.

...

Complaining will eventually end.

The end has come.

Su Buyu hugged Liang Yumiao and got out of the car at the right door. He nodded to the driver and then took out his ears. This guy was really good at complaining. To be honest, his eardrums were scratched by the noise.

It's still bright.

The stall owners at the farmer's market had not closed their stalls yet. Su Buyu just looked around the stalls and saw a stall selling bamboo dustpans. After buying four dustpans, Su Buyu spoke to the stall owner first. I came to pick it up later and took Liangyu Miao for a walk.

The market is not very big.

The whole round trip only takes two or three minutes, and most of them are uncles and aunts in their fifties and sixties. The market sells various bamboo woven things as well as various shovels, hoes, rakes and other agricultural products, and even construction equipment. hammer.

Back and forth in a circle.

When Liangyu Miao said there was no need to buy a hammer, Su Buyu returned to the stall, took the dustpan and set off towards the hotel.

The driver of this special car.

Playing songs.

All the way in silence.

It was almost six o'clock when we got off the bus, and even the summer sun inevitably set foot on the road to become the setting sun. The golden sunshine was shining, and the sun was setting. Su Buyu and Liang Yumiao, who were about to push the door into the house, kept their distance. One hundred percent Pacific Rim Mecha synchronized and looked towards the road on the right.

There.

Team Meow, who had not seen each other for several hours, was walking in a line towards the hotel with their heads held high.

From the momentum point of view.

It should be that he returns home victorious and washes away the previous shame.

The setting sun stretches their shadows very long.

Under the watchful eyes of many passers-by after get off work, this group of very organized and disciplined cats walked to their destination without squinting, and then looked very handsome towards the white cat who was still squatting on the shoulder of the destination. The man meowed and entered the house.

The dilapidated hotel sign on the wall of the house came into view.

Many pedestrians who were just passing by looked at the sign and were a little confused. It turned out that there was a hotel there.

...

"Wait a minute. You smell fishy. Go to the bathroom and wait for me. You haven't showered in a long time. It's time to take a shower."

As an emotionless killer.

Facing the meow team who were trying to get close to him, Su Buyu immediately refused after smelling the smell of blood in their mouths and seeing the blood stains remaining on the corners of their mouths, and drove them to the bathroom without mercy.

But Su said nothing.

Then he put the dustpan in the corner and followed him.

Fifteen cats neatly arranged.

Su Buyu took the showerhead and began to slaughter the cats equally. The water hit the bodies of the cats, but even if the bathroom door was open, none of the cats retreated.

Finish with water.

Su Buyu squeezed the shower gel into his hands and began to rub Bai Yi's body. While rubbing, he asked, "How was your performance today? How much contribution did you make to the nearby residents? How many mice did you catch?"

"Meow meow meow."

Bai Yi, who was covered in foam, shouted softly.

Can't understand.

But it doesn’t matter. Even if Su Buyu relied on speculation, he probably knew that there should be a lot of people caught. At least one cat per cat, fifteen cats, that is fifteen mice. “You did a good job, controlling the rat infestation nearby. Today I’ll have enough cans for the night.”

"Meow~"

All the cats meowed.

finally.

Su Buyu finished the cat washing business after washing the two cats, and the rest of the work was quickly taken over by Chen Xiaohua, who was teleported back to the hotel.

because.

Chen Xiaohua directly stored two round water balloons the size of a basin. The water flow inside was rotating. One was a shower gel water balloon and the other was a clean water balloon. Next, the Miao Miao team's bathing was like entering an assembly line. After adding the shower gel water balloon, they entered again. When the water ball is put in and out, Chen Xiaohua directly removes the water on the cat's body. At this time, the cat's hair is instantly dry and fluffy.

When Su Buyu saw this set of operations, although it was very rude, the words "washing machine" came up in his heart. Look, the steps are so similar, especially when the cats are rolling in the water polo. Like it.