Start call: My pet actually comes from history

Next.

Team Wang asked the four people behind to introduce themselves, and Su Buyu also learned their names. The names of the two boys were Dai Yunlei and Guo Han, and the names of the two girls were Song Xinyu and Qiao Yunzhi.

Say hello one by one.

Su Buyu and Zhang Xiaoxiao sat in the last row, and the minibus started at this time, taking the group to an unknown destination.

The car drives smoothly under the driver's control.

It was so smooth that Zhang Xiaoxiao yawned and then forcibly leaned his head on Su Buyu's shoulder and murmured, "I'll sleep a little while. Call me somewhere." Then he fell asleep so fast that insomniacs would be envious of him. With tears streaming down his face, Su Buyu took out his cell phone and planned to chat with the family members.

As soon as I took out my phone and before I opened it, Goxin Voice popped up first.

It was clear that the caller was Sun Quan and Empress Diao.

Although Su Buyu was a little confused as to why it was calling him at this point, he still clicked the call and put the phone to his ear.

In an instant, a gust of wind carried Sun Quan Diao's voice into his ears: "Hey, Xiao Su, have you eaten?"

"What's the matter?"

Su Buyu lowered his voice and replied.

I don’t know whether it was because my voice was too soft or because Sun Quan Diao’s signal was not good. In short, after more than ten seconds, Sun Quan Diao’s voice appeared again, and then repeated the previous topic: “Hey, I want to ask if you have eaten.”

"..."

"Have you eaten?"

"..."

"Hey, hey, talk."

Nothing to say.

Su Buyu took two deep breaths and then continued in a low voice: "What time is it? Tell me whether I have eaten or not."

This time Sun Quan Diao heard it. At this moment, it was sitting on the back of the goose and soaring in the sky. It leaned down and faced the wind at high altitude and said loudly to the other end of the phone: "You can speak, Dabai asked, what about Old Man Chen from Chuncheng?" Do you know where the new home is? If you don’t know, ask Zhang Xiaoxiao."

The wind is really noisy.

Su Buyu was so noisy that he took the phone away and rubbed his noisy ears for a while before replying in a low voice: "I'll ask you later, she's sleeping now."

what.

Sun Quan Diao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but the wind soon helped it gather its attention again, thinking that it had misheard just now. It was a little suspicious: "Gu Gang didn't hear what you said clearly, who is sleeping?"

"..."

After sighing and remaining silent for a few seconds, Su Buyu spoke again: "I said, Zhang Xiaoxiao fell asleep."

He promises.

If Quan Quan on the other side can't hear clearly anymore, he must have hung up the damn phone. The wind is so strong that it's so noisy, why can't he let Dabai land first? His own ears are so innocent. What mistake did they make? Protect your hearing. , everyone is responsible, okay?

It's been a long time since this time.

Apart from the sound of the wind, there was no other sound coming from the other end of the phone.

Just when Su Buyu thought Quan Quan had gone offline and was about to hang up, the next moment Sun Quan Diao's surprised voice rang again: "Damn it, Xiao Su, I just went out for the night and you slept with someone else." No? You are shameless and despicable, but on this happy occasion in life, I have decided to bring you an extra piece of flower cake, and remember to give the extra money to me."

"Fuck..."

Su Buyu, who heard such harsh words, subconsciously raised his voice even though he was sitting in the car and couldn't help but spit out a curse word.

Although not particularly big.

But such a well-spoken voice still caused the five people in the first three rows to turn around and cast their eyes on Su Buyu in the back row. This made Su Buyu, who met the eyes of the five people, a little embarrassed on the spot. In this awkward situation where they were staring at each other, thoughts flashed through Su Buyu's mind. He turned around and covered his phone without thinking, and explained: "Well, my friend said he got Funina. I'm a little surprised. You know. Bar."

After speaking.

Su Buyu suddenly regretted what the hell he was explaining just now!

But the effect was still there. When Dai Yunlei and Guo Han heard the name Funina, the two boys looked at each other, and their eyes showed the look that they never expected that the original batch was actually a consultant.

But so are they.

soul! start up!

Seeing the lip-syncs of the two boys competing, and the three people who no longer paid attention to him, Su Buyu continued to talk to Sun Quan Diao on the phone, dumbfounded: "Are you Haba, talking nonsense, sleeping together, she is in the car now I just fell asleep."

The sound spreads from the phone.

It rang in Sun Quan Diao's ears, but Sun Quan Diao no longer cared about it at this moment.

No matter where Zhang Xiaoxiao sleeps.

The most important thing now is another thing. After hearing the three words in Su Buyu's vague explanation, Sun Quan Diao quickly asked: "This is not important. What is important is which of your friends got Fu Nina? Let him lend his account to Gu for a while, just play for a while, and Gu will do his daily work for him."

"drop."

"Hey, hey, talk, why are you hanging up?"

Seeing that the other party on the phone had hung up, Sun Quan Diao made a sound of disdain and said: "Xiao Su, this guy has no aura of a king at all. He is so stingy, isn't he just borrowing a number? If that guy hadn't cheated I don’t need to borrow Gu’s money at all, I can just withdraw it.”

Sun Quan Diao became furious as soon as he mentioned it. He lost two thousand and his new wife.

This is a liar selling his account.

As his anger rose, the clouds above Sun Quan Diao's head began to surge: "Dabai, rush quickly, I will catch that guy tomorrow!"

"Gah? Where's the address I asked you to ask for?"

"Zhang Xiaoxiao and Xiao Su are sleeping. I'll ask you later."

"Then let's go later, I'm tired, gah, there's a river below, gah."

"Let me see where this is. Why did we come to Chibi? How do you fly like a goose? Weren't you asked to fly in a straight line? How can you deviate from the course when flying in a straight line?"

"I fly in a straight line, gah."

"You are still being stubborn, forget it, now that you are here in Chibi, I will take you stupid goose to see the place where I defeated Cao's army. Back then, Cao Mengde unified the north, and with the power of swallowing up mountains and rivers thousands of miles like a tiger, he wanted to imitate King Qin's sweep. Liuhe tried to seize Guzhi Jiangdong, but unfortunately he didn't understand that the only hero in the world was Guer, and even Cao Mengde fell into the sand in front of Gu."

Speaking of it.

Sun Quan Diao couldn't help but stand up and look down at the vast land from a high altitude, with a bit of nostalgia in his tone of voice.

Dabai heard it.

After hovering in the air for two times, he shook his head and complained: "The Battle of Red Cliff was obviously the result of Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang borrowing the east wind. You want to surrender? Gee, you think I haven't watched the TV series?"

When these words fell into his ears, Sun Quan Diao, who was still nostalgic for the past, angrily cursed on the spot: "You fart, what are you borrowing from the east wind? Do you understand history? You didn't borrow from the east wind at all, and Zhou Yu, that's a lonely subordinate." , Besides, it was Huang Gai who proposed the fire strategy, and when did Gu want to surrender, you really don’t know how to learn from me."

Followed by.

A series of words such as whether Gongjin's achievements are Gu's achievements, Gu's achievements or Gu's achievements, etc., made the goose have no idea what to say and poured out of its mouth.

half an hour.

Dabai wondered: "So, what is your achievement?"

Sun Quan Diao: ....

I am really playing the piano to a goose. What can I say to this kind of goose that does not understand history? I am simply taking off my clothes to show the blind man, and he is blind in vain.