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Wu Xie thought for a moment, then pretended to be horrified and said, "What do you want to do? Do you want to imitate my third uncle and make up stories to fool me for the rest of my life?"

The fat man scolded him for being ungrateful: "Damn it, don't you listen! This is what Fatty originally planned to tell Yun Cai, and I'll let you try it out for free."

"The first legend is that Tianchi was originally a precious mirror of the Taibai Venus. The Queen Mother of the West has two beautiful daughters. It is difficult for anyone to tell which of the two sisters is more beautiful——"

Wuxie hurriedly called him to stop: "Why is it the Queen Mother of the West again? Don't tell me that we are going to Tamutuo again!"

"Can you be polite and don't interrupt others casually?"

The fat man continued: "At a peach event, Taibai Jinxing took out a precious mirror and said that as long as you look at it, you can see who is more beautiful. The younger daughter took the mirror first, took a look at it, and then handed it to her sister shyly. My sister looked left and right in the mirror, and the more she looked at her, the more beautiful she felt. At this time, Baojing spoke: "I think my sister is more beautiful. "My sister was so angry that she immediately threw the precious mirror down into the Yaochi, and it fell to the human world and became the Tianchi."

"Gone?" Wuxie asked him: "I have also heard of another legend, saying that there is a fire demon in Changbai Mountain that breathes fire and smoke, causing the vegetation on the mountain to wither, and the flames to cover the sun all day long, making the people miserable. Yes. A girl named Azalea, in order to subdue the evil fire demon, carried ice cubes into its belly to extinguish the raging fire. After the fire was extinguished, the top of the mountain turned into a lake."

The fat man was stunned for a moment, then his expression changed: "How do you know?"

Wuxie picked up the camera and turned to a picture to show him.

The photo is densely packed with characters. If you zoom in, you can tell that it is the handwritten version of the two Tianchi legends just mentioned.

The fat man didn't feel embarrassed, and smiled happily: "When did you find out? This is a little story that Fatty called Pan Zi overnight to ask him to collect it. Really, you have been watching this joke for so long in vain."

Wuxie laughed innocently, then pointed at Tianchi and asked the fat man: "Do you feel anything about this water?"

The fat man failed to keep up with his jumping thoughts.

Wuxie: "It suddenly reminded me of a place, the Kham tribe."

The fat man asked: "Why? There are many places with water, such as Xisha."

"It's beautiful and full of mystery." Moreover, it's very clean.

"What a weird idea. Why don't you go shopping? If you don't want to go shopping, just go back. Fatty, I'm a little hungry. Maybe I can catch up with my fellow villagers' stewed goose when I go back."

Wu Xie didn't ask him how he knew there was a goose for dinner, and his mouth watered just listening to it. On the way back they took a small road. These are all undeveloped areas.

"Fat man, are you reliable? Are you sure you know the way? We didn't bring anything with us. If we mess up, the master will laugh at us to death."

The fat man comforted him: "You are the mistress. Who dares to laugh at you? Don't worry. I can't find the way. Fatty, I will stand on my head and eat shit."

With this guarantee, Wu Xie felt even more uneasy. According to Fatty's urinary rule, the bigger the game, the less reliable it becomes.

Sure enough, the sky gradually turned dark and the road was completely lost.

"Don't worry, Fatty, I have a backup plan."

Wu Xie watched the fat man touch this and that, and even wanted to take off his clothes.

"Are you preparing to stand on your head and eat shit?" This time he was really shocked. Where can he poop in this heavy snow? ? ?

The fat man glared at him: "Damn, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, Fatty, I'll stuff it in your mouth. Help me look for it quickly. I remember I even brought a flare with me."