Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

"Your Majesty, if you don't want to be scolded by your father, you don't have to use such despicable means to deceive your father." Empress Changsun tried to smooth things over.

"It's okay. If you lose your mind, I will clean it up and come back to take charge of the overall situation. Just give in. I will ascend the throne tomorrow." Li Yuan also said.

"Why don't you believe it? If you don't believe it, just call Li Zhi to confront me. It's really the message that boy sent me." Li Shimin was anxious.

"Your Majesty, are you talking about Yuchi Baoqi, our good son-in-law sent you a message from Songzhou City, and you received it as soon as it was sent? And the news about Li Zhi was sent to you by mistake?" Empress Changsun was afraid of irritating Li Er. , using honorifics that are not usually used.

Li Yuan couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing, laughing so hard. "I can become the emperor again tomorrow, hahahaha."

When Li Shimin saw another telegram coming over, he picked it up and continued to translate: "Father-in-law, I sent it to the wrong person. I pressed the wrong button with my hand."

Queen Changsun shook her head, she couldn't keep this husband, she was completely stupid. Li Yuan even learned Li Shimin's words: "Father -in -law, I am wrong, hahahahahahahahahaha, the wrong person, should be sent to the emperor, right?"

Li Shimin thought that Li Lizhi's phone number was 02, and immediately sent a message to Li Lizhi, asking her to rush to Ganlu Hall.

Li Lizhi came to the Manlu Hall and saw her mother feeling sad, while her imperial grandfather laughed loudly on the side. After laughing for a while, he even imitated his father's tone of voice. The impact of this was too great.

"Empress Mother, Grandpa Huang, what's going on with you? My father asked me to come to Manlu Palace as soon as possible because of the two of you, right?" Li Lizhi asked.

Li Yuan noticed the blind spot here: "You said your father asked you to come? He didn't ask anyone to inform you. How did you know that he asked you to come to the Manna Palace?"

Li Lizhi pointed to the machine on the imperial desk: "That machine can send messages thousands of miles away. My father just sent me a message. What the hell did you call me for? I'm going back to chat with my husband." Li Lizhi I was a little impatient, Yuchi Baoqi was still waiting for me on the other side of the telegram.

This time it was Li Yuan and Queen Changsun's turn to be dumbfounded: "What? What did you say? Can this, that boy really spread the news from Songzhou City to Chang'an, thousands of miles away? How is this possible?"

"Stand back, I'm going to start pretending!" Li Shimin stood up, opened his arms and introduced to Empress Changsun and the Supreme Emperor emotionally.

"This is the latest research achievement of Yuchi Baoqi, the greatest genius of the Tang Dynasty, the master of cheating, the father of the industry of the Tang Dynasty, and a bad mouth, that is, my good son-in-law Yuchi Baoqi. It can transmit information thousands of miles. Receive information and translate it. From now on, no matter how vast the territory of the Tang Dynasty is, government orders can still be reached!" Li Shimin told everything he knew. He planned to ask Xue Rengui tomorrow about the specific working principle.

Li Yuan and Empress Changsun were extremely shocked after hearing this. This thing was beyond their understanding. It would take five days to reach Songzhou City in a hurry of [-] miles, and countless horses would have to run to death during this period. But these telegraph machines and receivers are here in the blink of an eye. Can you stand it?

Li Yuan still didn't believe it, so he directly told Li Shimin: "Send him one and say that I asked him how to play chess." Li Yuan knew that Li Shimin didn't understand how to play Yuchi Baoqi's improved chess. , then it must be false.

Not long after Li Shimin sent out the operation, Yuchi Baoqi received a reply. After translating, Li Shimin walked down from the imperial desk and handed the paper to Li Yuan: "Father, read it yourself."

"Old man, do you have Alzheimer's disease? I'll get you an adult diaper when it's all right. You're the only one who can forget about the horse walking against the sun and the elephant walking across the field." Li Yuan looked at the paper in his hand in disbelief. Li Er looked at the paper again.

"This, this, this, is actually true! Maid Guanyin, everything he said is true!" Li Yuan was at a loss and had to ask Queen Changsun for help.

Li Lizhi curled her lips: "Of course it's true. Oh, he's still waiting for my reply there. I won't tell you anymore, yo-yo." Li Lizhi turned around and went back to Chengxiang Palace.

At this time, Li Shimin proved that he was not a liar, and felt very happy. He asked Li Yuan with a smile: "Father, I didn't lie to you, did I? This boy is very good at these things. The telescope before was clairvoyance, and these machines are ears. so amazing."

Li Yuan and Queen Changsun were completely convinced. If one day Yuchi Baoqi told them that he could bring people back to life, they would believe it without hesitation.

Li Lizhi returned to Chengxiang Hall and saw that Yuchi Baoqi had sent a lot of information, and she was translating there.

"The people here are very miserable, even more miserable than the people in the Tang Dynasty. I want to save them. Originally, I thought that after I won the battle, I would let Dad finish the work. I rushed back to meet you first, but I guess I won't be able to do that now."

"Oh, husband. It's okay. I will inspect the workshop every day to manage the production plan, and then go to the house to chat with my mother-in-law to relieve my boredom. I will wait for you to come back and get married." Li Lizhi replied beautifully.

"To have this fairy wife, what more could I ask for? I will never regret it as my clothes get wider and wider, and I will become haggard because of Yi." Looking at the message from Yuchi Baoqi, Li Lizhi seemed to see him right in front of her, missing her. Most of it was dissolved.

The two of them fell in love with each other, and Yuchi Baoqi was very happy in his heart. When Li Lizhi couldn't bear it anymore and fell asleep, he reluctantly left the study and went back to the bedroom to sleep.

Lying on the bed, Captain Chi Baoqi looked at the ceiling. What appeared in front of his eyes was Li Lizhi's beautiful face and slim figure.

"I didn't expect to travel back to ancient times and have an online relationship." Yuchi Baoqi couldn't help but laugh out loud as he thought about it, blushing like a bubble teapot.

Yuchi Baoqi hadn't slept long when Songtsen Gampo came and knocked on the door. "Brother Bao, are you awake? The city gate defenders are here to report. Wake up quickly."

"What the hell are you doing? You haven't slept for long? Have you called me? If you haven't called me, let's get some sleep." Yuchi Baoqi's snoring came from the room again.

"The arrows have been shot into the city! You are still sleeping, ancestor! You are not afraid of death, I am. Even if Lu Dongzan and the others come in, you may not be in trouble. I am dead. Brother Bao! Please get up quickly! "Songtsen Gampo almost cried.

Yuchi Baoqi walked out with a bird's nest on his head, wearing no clothes: "You better not tell lies, or I will ask you to warm my bed, little Bubu."

The defenders who had been waiting at the gate of the Dudu Mansion saw Yuchi Baoqi coming and handed three bows and arrows to Yuchi Baoqi. "Captain, these arrows were shot from outside the city at night and were discovered by the sentry. There is a letter on it. We didn't dare to open it and came to see you, Commander."

Yuchi Baoqi mechanically took the three arrows and turned around to stare at Songtsen Gampo with a dark face. Songtsen Gampo was so stared at that he broke into cold sweat on his back.

"I'm not telling lies, but I'm not lying either. You've been waiting for me. The bandit said, 'The death of the King of Tubo is so sweet.'" Yuchi Baoqi said viciously, still angry from getting up.

When Yuchi Baoqi opened the letter paper tied to the arrow and understood what was written inside. Yuchi Baoqi directly hit Songtsen Gampo with a flying kick during a run-up. Songtsen Gampo failed to dodge and was kicked to the ground.

"It's all your fucking fault. If it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have been woken up!" Yuchi Baoqi threw the letter to Songtsen Gampo, turned around and went back to sleep.