Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

Li Lizhi leaned close to Yuchi Baoqi's ear: "Both mother and sister-in-law are pregnant. Mother is old and is going to the military hospital in Zhuangzi to have her pregnancy preserved. Sister-in-law was afraid that mother would be bored alone, so she followed her there. Originally, sister-in-law was a god. There is nothing wrong with the uniform factory managers under the Wei military establishment enjoying the services of the military hospital.”

Yuchi Baoqi was completely petrified, and my mother and sister-in-law were pregnant together?

While Yuchi Baoqi's cerebellum was shrinking, Li Shimin came in from the gate of the courtyard: "Queen, I'm back."

Empress Changsun was speechless. The return of the young swallow as Li Shimin had imagined did not happen. Why didn't his beloved empress throw herself on Xiaobao like Li Zhi?

Empress Changsun bowed slightly and said, "Your Majesty, I miss Xiao Sizi so much that I want to stay at the manor for a few days. I hope Your Majesty will agree."

Li Shimin smiled awkwardly: "I agree. I will go with the Queen. Gao Ming has made great achievements in supervising the country, but he still needs experience. Let him continue to supervise the country."

Yuchi Baoqi curled his lips and formed a group to go to Zhuangzi to eat and drink for free. The queen mother didn't care. She was extremely unhappy to let Old Li eat and drink for free.

Yuchi Canglan pursed his lips and cried. Li Lizhi checked on him and found that he was not hungry or had diarrhea, he just wanted to cry and go home.

Yuchi Baoqi picked up Yuchi Canglan and hugged him like an airplane: "Canglan wants to go back to sleep, how about we set off now?"

A group of four people drove over in Li Lizhi's car, while the palace maids and chamberlains got into the palace's carriage and headed there later.

Yuchi Baoqi sat in the pink driver's seat and turned to reason with Li Lizhi when she saw the shiny things all over the steering wheel and dashboard.

"If the vehicle collides and the airbags in the steering wheel and dashboard are deployed, these shiny objects will be ejected into your face by the suddenly exploding airbags, disfiguring your face."

"The engineering department built the car according to your ideas, but safety must also be considered. I'll go back and find that bald donkey Mo Qi."

Li Shimin was simply amazed when he listened to Yuchi Baoqi's art of speaking. In the past, when he was talking to Guanyin, Guanyin would say that he was not feeling well and asked him to spend the night elsewhere. It turned out to be like this!

Li Lizhi quickly stopped Yuchi Baoqi: "Farewell, husband. I added these all later. Mo Qi also asked me why I wanted decorations that could be pasted on, but I prevaricated him and said that Canglan wanted it. I was wrong. ”

Li Shimin was curious: "This airbag will eject these things into the face, so is this airbag safe or not?"

Yuchi Baoqi explained seriously: "The airbag is folded and placed inside. After a collision, the airbag pops up and inflates instantly, and comes to your face to resist fatal injuries."

"Airbags are very safe, but they are not safe when attached with these things. Each of these shiny things penetrates into the flesh of the face and cannot be removed."

After sending Li Shimin and Empress Changsun to Zhuangzi to make arrangements, Yuchi Baoqi drove the pink and tender Changle custom-made V8 back to the E-Government.

There were no women in the house, so it seemed a bit deserted. As soon as I entered the mansion, I saw Yuchi Jingde sitting in the main hall with a belt in his hand, his eyes fixed on the screen wall at the entrance.

When Li Lizhi saw her father-in-law like this, she quickly hugged Yuchi Canglan and yo-yoed, her legs flying very fast.

Yuchi Baoqi looked confused when he saw a dark humanoid creature rushing towards him in an extremely twisted and fast way.

Yuchi Baoqi stretched out his hand to block it, but Yuchi Jingde shouted loudly: "Your wings are stiff, right? I can't teach you a lesson anymore!"

Feeling the suppression of his blood, Yuchi Baoqi quickly put his hand down, but Yuchi Jingde did not pull out his belt.

Yuchi Baoqi opened one eye and narrowed it to a slit. Soon after, Yuchi Jingde hit the traitor on the buttocks.

"Hey! Dad! It hurts!"

"It hurts! It hurts, how can it not hurt? Ah? I wish I could beat you to death!"

"Take your majesty and you two run out like this. What if something happens? That's fine! It's better for me to beat you to death at home than for you to die outside!"

If Yuchi Baoqi couldn't fight back, then he could just run away. Yuchi Jingde tried his best to catch up with him, but he still couldn't: "I'll count to three. If you run again, I won't have a son like you! You little bastard!"

Yuchi Baoqi had no choice but to stop. Yuchi Jingde rounded his arms and was about to hit him. Yuchi Baoqi quickly shouted: "Don't slap me in the face! We have a meeting tomorrow!"

Upon hearing this, Yuchi Jingde quickly retracted his strength, but his rounded arms were not so easy to retract, so he had to step back. The whole person was turned into a spinning top by his arms, and he spun around twice before falling to the ground.

Yuchi Baoqi couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. Yuchi Jingde got up, picked up the belt and beat Yuchi Baoqi again.

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"Hiss! Be gentle, my daughter-in-law!"

Li Lizhi put the used iodine cotton ball aside and said, "Who told you to do something so deserving of a beating? I think your father-in-law gave you a good beating! You took my father on a tour and ignored the stability of the country. You deserve a beating!"

Yuchi Baoqi did not comment: "I just feel that my father has been imprisoned on the throne for too long. He may not be a good father or son, but he must be a good emperor."

"After all, people are people. They are not machines. They do the same thing day after day for decades without any time to rest. Even though the national treasury is now full and the treasury is rich, my father has not indulged in extravagance and indulged in luxury."

"What's wrong with going out for a trip and seeing his vast landscape?"

Li Lizhi patted Yuchi Baoqi's butt gently: "You always have something to say, and I can't win against you."

Yuchi Baoqi lay on his side and pulled Li Lizhi into his arms. Li Lizhi stretched out her fingers and gently stroked Yuchi Baoqi's lips: "Tell me, when you went out to play with your father, did you look at other women?"

Yuchi Baoqi bit Li Lizhi's finger gently and said, "The only people I've ever talked to are my two sisters-in-law and my sister-in-law. Does the lady who bought donkey meat BBQ count?"

Li Lizhi patted Yuchi Baoqi's chest: "Hey, hey, I haven't been to Mobei Grassland yet. Is it fun? Is there anything delicious?"

Yuchi Baoqi clapped his fingers and said: "Roast whole lamb, hand-shaped lamb chops, milk tea, jerky, there are really not many varieties, but they are all delicious. I had the hand-made lamb chops first, father." You were so greedy that you didn’t know how wonderful my father’s face was when the whole roasted lamb was carried into the tent.”

Li Lizhi couldn't help laughing, and she and Yuchi Baoqi laughed so hard that they fell backwards. Yuchi Baoqi looked at his watch and said, "It's almost time to go to bed!"

"Now that we have a double happiness at home, we have to work hard to have a triple happiness."