Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

Yuchi Baoqi walked up to Li Shimin and whispered in his ear: "Now that the Tang Dynasty is booming, are you interested in a challenge?"

Li Shimin glanced at Yuchi Baoqi twice, suspecting that Yuchi Baoqi was trying to trick him again: "What kind of challenge? I have to review memorials and inspect state affairs every day, so I don't have time to play any kind of challenge with you."

Yuchi Baoqi continued to encourage: "The prince's brother-in-law just happened to be back. I think the follow-up development of Lingnan will only require a lot of manpower and material resources. It just so happens that Lu Ru'an has also settled down a lot, so we will put the prince on the throne to supervise the country."

"How about we take on a spontaneous travel challenge?"

When Li Shimin heard that he could trick Li Chengqian, he couldn't help but think: "How about calling your grandpa Huang? Let's go together?"

Yuchi Baoqi shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, we will encounter everything along the way. What if something happens to Grandpa Huang? I can protect you, but we can't win with too many people."

Yuchi Jingde saw his son whispering to His Majesty: "Xiaobao, what are you talking about with His Majesty? Can't we listen?"

Yuchi Baoqi looked back and said, "I can listen, but next year today I will have to hold a flag and wear a white linen belt."

Yuchi Jingde quickly blocked his ears with his hands: "Xiaobao, what did you say? Dad can't hear it, and dad doesn't want to hear it."

Yuchi Baoqi turned around and continued to fool Li Shimin: "After all, how many decades are there in life, and how much youth can be squandered, waiting for the crown prince to succeed? By then, the body will be like the emperor's grandfather, and it will be bad if something happens. "

Li Shimin thought for a while: "Just the two of us?"

Yuchi Baoqi nodded: "Just the two of us, leave the letter and leave tomorrow. Everyone will eat, drink and have fun tonight. We will leave early in the morning and I will drive!"

Li Shimin grabbed Yuchi Baoqi's arm: "No, let me go!"

Yuchi Baoqi sighed: "Make a compromise, take turns!"

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"Xiaobao, are we really going to sneak out like this? Isn't it good?"

Yuchi Baoqi got into the passenger seat and pulled out the seat belt buckle: "The imperial edict has been written and everything has been explained. I have also made all the arrangements for the Tianwei Army in the near future. To put it bluntly, no one has to turn around if the earth moves away from you. People won’t eat when I’m gone?”

"Would you like to go?"

Li Shimin's heart skipped a beat and he pushed the accelerator to the end. The streets were deserted at around four in the morning, and even the night market closed its stalls at two or three o'clock. Li Shimin's driving experience was definitely full.

"Oh! I've never felt so happy!"

Yuchi Baoqi's hand was already on the armrest of the car roof: "Slow down, you idiot! I won't go if you don't do this again!"

After driving all the way, Li Shimin arrived at the city gate in an off-road vehicle with DJ dance music playing in the car.

"Thunder! Bang bang. Thunder! Beep, beep, beep, beep!"

The guard guarding the city gate heard the noise and the roar of the engine, and walked out of the guardhouse, cursing: "Who doesn't sleep at night?"

The guard walked to the car and was scared to death when he saw Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi in the driver's rolled down window.

"Your Majesty bibibibibibibi, King of England, are you leaving the city so late?"

Yuchi Baoqi imitated the guard's behavior: "Dudududududududu, yes, I, I, I, Wowo and His Majesty bibibibibi, go out and open the door."

After a few operations, the city gate was opened. With the rapid development of mechanical engineering, even the opening of each city gate no longer uses manpower, but uses an electric winch.

Li Shimin aimed at the city gate and kicked the accelerator and flew out. The DJ dance music in the car and the roar of the engine resounded on the road.

After Li Shimin drove for a while, he felt something was wrong: "Where should we go as our first stop?"

Yuchi Baoqi danced to the music: "That must be the Mobei Protectorate! I'm craving for barbecue! Let's go!"

Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin took turns driving all the way north from Xianyang, passing through Yan'an and Yulin and entering the Mobei grassland.

Li Shimin pushed Yuchi Baoqi, who was sleeping like a dead pig: "Xiaobao, Xiaobao, wake up, there's no fucking road, how can we drive? Hey, wake up!"

Yuchi Baoqi was pushed awake and said impatiently: "The pedal on the right is the accelerator."

Li Shimin pointed to a piece of grassland in front of him: "I know that there is a gas pedal on the right. There is no road! There is no road!"

Yuchi Baoqi changed his position and said: "I know there is no way, just step on the accelerator. There are so many words."

Li Shimin was so angry that he thought to himself, is this what you are doing? Then I will step on the accelerator to show you, push the accelerator to the bottom, and the V8 off-road engine will directly break into the Mobei grassland with a roaring roar.

Li Shimin thought it couldn't be opened, but he didn't expect it to be surprisingly smooth. He felt much happier all of a sudden: "I feel so good! I feel so damn good! Memorial! Report! Go to hell! Hey hey!"

Yuchi Baoqi finally woke up near noon, picked up the binoculars and got out of the sunroof of the off-road vehicle: "There is a settlement ahead of you, turn right, go and take a look."

Li Shimin pointed in the direction: "Let's go!"

As we got closer, several large yurts were set up not far away. There were many children playing some games nearby, and women were cleaning the freshly slaughtered mutton and offal.

Seeing Yuchi Baoqi and Li Shimin sitting in a large square box, the children gathered around them curiously, while the women grabbed their children in fear and went back to look for help from the men at home.

A man dressed as a herdsman came out. Yuchi Baoqi opened the door and got out of the car: "He Senu."

The herdsman was obviously stunned for a moment: "Tasenu."

Yuchi Baoqi communicated with him in the local language: "Are you herders grazing here? We are traveling from Chang'an. We are hungry, can we get something to eat?"

The herdsman looked at Yuchi Baoqi's appearance and his clothes. Yuchi Baoqi said that their language was very fragmented in his eyes.

It was as if a handsome guy like Jiao Enjun suddenly said: "Hello, I am Jiao Enjun. Welcome to Qingdao to drink beer and eat Gala." In an instant, it felt like the gaps between his teeth were getting bigger.

Despite this, the herdsmen welcomed Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi into a large tent made of leather and cloth.

The hostess came over with a pot of milk tea, poured a cup for Li Shimin and Yuchi Baoqi, and let them taste it with a smile.

Li Shimin saw Yuchi Baoqi taking a swig, and tasted it himself: "Aren't you afraid of poison? When did these herdsmen in Mobei become so friendly to the Central Plains people?"

Yuchi Baoqi smiled: "Isn't that pot familiar to you? Their lives are now inseparable from the trade between the Central Plains and Mobei. They will be friendly to anyone who brings them a better life."

"If I had to say when they became so friendly, it should be when the cloth tearer officially joined the Tianwei Army's standing weapons."