Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

As time passed, the weather in Chang'an became colder and colder. Su Quan and Princess Chengyang sat on the deck chairs under the eaves doing nothing.

"You won't be allowed to do this, you won't be allowed to do that. You'll be in this palace every day and you won't be allowed to leave. It's boring."

Su Quan, who has obviously put on weight and has lost a lot of money, has no complaints: "There is nothing bad. I eat well, sleep well, and don't have to work. Apart from being a little scared to chat with my father, I Quite like."

Princess Chengyang sighed: "When can I unload the goods? I'm so tired. My waist has been so sore these days. By the way, I'll leave the chicken soup to you later."

Su Quan closed his eyes slightly: "If you keep eating like this, I will go to 180, my treasure."

Princess Chengyang became even more excited after hearing this: "That would be great. When I am out of confinement, we can lose weight together! How about it!"

Su Quan coughed twice: "I don't need to lose weight. When the half-year rest is over, I will definitely have to go out to build roads. I will lose weight quickly when I am busy."

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen little Li Zhi and little Sizi in the past few days. Do they still have schoolwork at such an old age?"

Princess Chengyang waved her hand: "Little Li Zhi is afraid that I won't be able to rub his face. A Si was grounded by her mother, saying she was afraid of bumping into the fetus in my belly. Oh, I miss my A Si so much."

What are Princess Jinyang and Li Zhi doing at this time?

"How about it, Si? Is my dress okay?"

Princess Jinyang looked around Li Zhi: "Tsk, it's just that the height and Adam's apple are a bit prominent, otherwise he really looks like a woman. He also needs to shave his beard, otherwise this foundation won't hold up."

Li Zhi touched his beard: "I heard people say that the more you shave, the thicker your beard becomes. What should I do? I don't want a thick beard like my father. I like my brother-in-law's refreshing look."

Li Mingda's eyes rolled: "My mother gave me a bottle of hair removal cream a few days ago. I can't use it. I haven't used it yet. Why don't you give it a try?"

Li Zhi's eyes lit up: "Okay, go get it quickly, what are you waiting for!"

Li Mingda called his personal palace maid to fetch something, and the two of them waited in Li Zhi's bedroom. Fortunately, the palace maid was fast and got the hair removal cream within a short time.

Li Zhi looked at the various things inside the brocade box: "Which one is for hair removal?"

Li Mingda glanced at the manual: "They are all produced by Datang's Secret. How about it? Do you want to try it?"

Li Zhi clicked his tongue: "What nonsense, hurry up, I lie down and you do it for me."

Li Mingda started to heat one of the jars and muttered: "Why is it so troublesome this time? In the past, cosmetics just need to be opened and applied. It seems to be a good thing."

After heating, Li Mingda started to sort out other things, took two sticks of paste and applied it on Li Zhi's chin, neck, and philtrum area.

"Hey, it's cool and comfortable. Is that okay? When can I shed my hair?"

Li Mingda looked at the thermometer inserted into the heating object. After it slowly cooled down to the appropriate temperature written in the instruction manual, he carried the things over.

"Why are you so anxious? How can you be so fast? Hush, hurry, hurry, hurry, right?"

As the warm stuff was applied to Li Zhi's face, chin, and neck, Li Zhi felt so comfortable.

"It's really good. It was ice cold before, but now it's warm and warm. You have so many good things here."

Li Mingda took the opportunity to give Li Zhi a small mouth: "Don't say anything. It says just wait for it to solidify and tear it off. It will not solidify if you move it."

Li Zhi shut up obediently, even closed his eyes, lying on the recliner very comfortably.

Ten minutes later, Li Mingda walked up to Li Zhi with the instruction manual and used his fingers to rub the substance on Li Zhi's face to see if it had solidified.

"Well, it's pliable to the touch, but not hard. It's almost there, I'm ready to take action."

Li Zhi twisted around: "Hurry, I almost fell asleep. We just finished lunch and sneaked out of the palace without anyone noticing!"

Li Mingda followed the instructions, gently lifted a corner, and then tore it off.

"Come on, just do it!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The guard outside the door shouted inside: "Princess, Prince, what happened?"

Li Mingda looked at Li Zhi's already red face: "It's okay, it's okay, what can happen?"

Li Zhi burst into tears and covered his mouth, feeling terrible pain.

Li Mingda showed the torn piece to Li Zhi: "Look, the beard has come down. The hair removal was very successful!"

Li Zhi didn't even look at it, but pushed Li Mingda's hand: "Get out!"

Li Mingda scratched his head: "Just say it has faded away, although the process may...not be wonderful."

Li Zhi calmed down after having a seizure for a while, and his mouth no longer hurt. He understood that these things on his face and neck still needed to be cleaned.

"How to get these things off."

Li Mingda looked at the instruction manual: "Tear it off, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother! Don't hit me. If you have anything to say, please say it!"

Li Zhi put down his raised hand: "I'll give you another chance and think carefully about how to get this thing off."

Li Mingda started brainstorming: "Yes! This thing was in one piece before. I melted it after heating it. Then it should be enough to melt it again."

Li Zhi's face was expressionless: "Hurry up and go!"

Li Mingda called the palace maid to find hot water, and the palace maid hurriedly brought hot water. Fortunately, it was cold, and the boiler room was always burning hot water. Anyway, the boiler was used to heat the floor, so boiling water was convenient.

Li Zhi looked at Li Mingda with a dead look on his face: "You want me to immerse my face in boiling water? Come on, show me first!"

As Li Zhi said that, he grabbed Li Mingda's collar and pressed it in. Li Mingda became anxious: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Brother! My dear brother! Think of a way!"

Li Mingda slapped his head: "Wouldn't it be nice to add some cold water to cool down the temperature? What a big deal, hey!"

Li Zhi tested the temperature of the water with his hands. It was warm. It felt similar to when he applied it on his face before. With the help of the palace maid, he rolled up his sleeves, untied his collar, and plunged his face into the copper water. In the basin.

Two minutes later, Li Zhi, who couldn't hold it in anymore, raised his head from the basin. Li Mingda hurriedly poked it: "No, the temperature is not enough. Brother, you have to soak for a while."

Li Zhi shook off Li Mingda's hand: "Fart! I'll drown if I soak for a little longer. I don't want to be the first prince in the Tang Dynasty to drown himself in a basin."

Li Zhi was angry and angry. He stretched out his hand to pick the corners of the things on his face and shouted to encourage himself. He just tore it apart!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! sloppy, sloppy, sloppy!"

Although it was torn off, only a small part was torn off, and it was done while enduring severe pain. Li Zhi felt very desperate.