Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

The system grunted: "You'd better talk about something that can be broadcast. Do you want to listen? If not, I'll go find sister Gongdou System."

Yuchi Baoqi scratched his head and shouted to Qin Huaidao: "Take him down quickly. In addition, two thousand more sergeants will be dispatched from the ship. Where is Ma Zhou! Ma Zhou! Go and tell Hou Ping that the natives are expected to come tonight. They all have to come and set up an emergency shift to catch up on the progress."

Yuchi Baoqi was listening to the system telling the legendary story of the Mayan civilization Quetzalcoatl King in his mind, and he pulled Li Lizhi into the off-road vehicle.

"Where did you talk about it? Oh, by the way, you seduced the daughter of the earthly king of Waymark, right? Oh, that made the daughter of Waymark become obsessed, sleepless, and even sick."

Yuchi Baoqi pretended that the cross talk between Guo Di Gong and Lu Qian'er was playing in his mind, and drove quickly back to the camp: "Where is the tent? I was frightened just now, so I need to slow down."

Li Lizhi thought that Yuchi Baoqi was pretending to be calm outside. After all, as the governor-general, he must not fall down and wanted everyone below to unite as one.

Li Lizhi helped Yuchi Baoqi lie down in the tent, and Li Lizhi went to ask for hot water and towels to wipe Yuchi Baoqi with.

"The princess is sick. Isn't King Weimark anxious? At that time, he found the evil god and asked him to save his daughter."

"That evil god is so irritating, 'This villain deserves to die, but he used his despicable body to make Her Royal Highness the Princess seriously ill. She deserves to be cut into pieces with a thousand cuts.' Listen, isn't it irritating?"

"I called you to save people. You said you shouldn't be making stuffed rice with Princess Jiangjiang. Why did you go there!? Jimei people must be wary of this new type of fraud. I suggest you send it directly to me and I will taste it. "

Yuchi Baoqi hummed a few words and blasted the system in his mind: "If you can talk about it, you can bite a lighter if you are no longer alive. If you can live, you can find a place to die!"

"Ahem, I had no choice but to let this man disguised as an evil god marry the princess. The Mayan people were unwilling. How could a beautiful and kind-hearted princess marry a big pervert? No!"

Yuchi Baoqi couldn't stand it anymore: "I really have to make the story short, my brother, Rui, let's destroy it."

The system spread its hands: "In general, the evil god planned a series of things that caused two countries that both believed in Quetzalcoatl to go to war. After Quetzalcoatl recovered from the strong drink, he felt that humans were hopeless."

“He set fire to all the palaces he had built, and hid all his treasures. He laid waste the fields, withered the trees, and sent the beasts to the highlands of the south. He dimmed the sun, and commanded all its wings. The plump birds all left the Annajuak Valley and followed him to his distant homeland.”

Yuchi Baoqi rolled his eyes: "It's just a disease."

The system was babbling a lot: "Anyway, in the end King Quetzalcoatl said he would go back, so he left in a giant boat pulled by sea snakes and without sails."

Yuchi Baoqi lay on the mat and talked to the system: "So, the dragon flag is regarded as the pattern of Quetzalcoatl, and the warship is regarded as the giant yacht of Quetzalcoatl, which does not need sails? How can my wife explain it?"

System: "I know Hammer. Your wife is not my wife. If nothing happens, I will go on a date with Gongdou System, 886."

Yuchi Baoqi looked at Li Lizhi, who was helping her twist a towel to wipe her sweat. Yuchi Baoqi felt very happy. Of course, the happiness came and went quickly.

Li Lizhi had never learned how to serve someone since she was a child, so she slapped Yuchi Baoqi's face with a twisted, half-dried towel.

Yuchi Baoqi just took a breath, her nose choked with water, and she lost her resistance instantly. Li Lizhi was in a hurry, thinking that Yuchi Baoqi was too hot, so she quickly poured a pot of cold water next to Yuchi Baoqi's face.

Yuchi Baoqi grabbed it randomly with both hands: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Su Lie realized something was wrong, rushed into the tent, and pulled the towel off Yuchi Baoqi's face. Yuchi Baoqi coughed several times and breathed heavily.

Su Lie held the towel in his hand and looked at Li Lizhi: "Princess, what a standard water torture post! I will say goodbye."

Before Yuchi Baoqi could shout, Su Lie ran away in a flash. Su Lie thought this was part of some kind of game and ran away quickly.

Li Lizhi was in shock, holding Yuchi Baoqi's hand: "Are you okay, husband, what just happened to you?"

Yuchi Baoqi smoothed her chest: "Auntie, I almost died from you. I can't breathe even with a wet towel. I almost suffocated myself to death from you!"

Li Lizhi burst into tears: "Ah! It's all my fault! Husband, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh."

Yuchi Baoqi sighed: "It's okay, it's my problem too. I'll take you back to the warship later. Don't worry, I'll take Su Lie with me from now on. What about Xue Rengui? He didn't stop you?"

Li Lizhi stretched out her five fingers and slowly grasped them: "Jie, Jie, Jie, take advantage of his unpreparedness and attack his vitals!"

Yuchi Baoqi slapped Li Lizhi on the butt, and Li Lizhi squealed: "I was so anxious that I grabbed a stick and gave it to General Xue while he was looking at Qingque'er."

Yuchi Baoqi kept clicking his tongue: "How long can we hide? How capable is the princess to let General Xue go? Or is General Xue too incompetent? The Tianwei Army has to deal with such an incompetent Xue Da. It would be best if the general were removed from his name."

Li Lizhi got into Yuchi Baoqi's arms and said, "Husband, who are you talking to? Could it be that the brain disease from earlier happened again?"

Xue Rengui's deep voice came: "The general knows his mistake. I have fifty military sticks. Go back to the camp and get them yourself. The general is not with the governor, so he made this move because he was worried about the governor."

Li Lizhi snorted: "Fake dizzy! Liar! Ah Li is bad!"

Yuchi Baoqi waved his hand: "Go find Ariel. He can easily solve problems on his own. Please help me."

Yuchi Baoqi smelled the fragrance on Li Lizhi's body, looked down and found the problem: "Why are you wearing some Cui Bu Yao today and three at a time?"

Li Lizhi touched Bu Yao on her head: "This is my husband, this is my beauty, and this is my baby. Doesn't my husband keep me in a good mood every day? I dressed up specially today, how about it?"

Yuchi Baoqi smiled and shook his head: "It looks good, but I probably know why those natives kneeled down to worship you."

Li Lizhi looked surprised: "What's going on? Because of Bu Yao?"

Yuchi Baoqi analyzed: "Their belief is Quetzalcoatl, which is a snake with wings on both sides, and these wings are colorful. They firmly believe that Quetzalcoatl's human form is also the incarnation, and is a beautiful man or woman. , characterized by colorful wings and feathers.”

Li Lizhi pointed at herself: "I have become the incarnation of Quetzalcoatl? Doesn't that mean that they will do whatever I tell them to do?!"