Datang: My father is the head bodyguard

"Beep~ The owner of Time and Space No. [-] applied to redeem five boxes of grenades with points. Since arms are involved, the system automatically issued a reminder."

Yuchi Baoqi scratched his head: "[-] time and space, what is the number of my time and space?"

System: "The time and space number is named by the year in which the owner of the time and space first arrived in the time and space. This time and space is the time and space No. [-], corresponding to the ninth year of Wude."

Yuchi Baoqi counted the time with his fingers: "The year when Lao Zhu beat Dou Jiande? I won't fucking change it! I hold a grudge! Block Ya! Hurry up!"

System: "Confirm the blacklisting operation, time and space No. [-] has been blocked."

Yuchi Baoqi cursed: "Back then, I eagerly gave you potato seeds, tomato and pepper segments, but without saying a word, I moved my head to the Tang Dynasty in this parallel time and space."

"You used to look down on me, but now you can't reach it! 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty! It's so exciting to be so petty!"

"Husband, why did you wake up so early? It's only after seven o'clock. Did I not serve you well last night?"

Yuchi Baoqi quickly pretended to be asleep, and his ancestor woke up. If he didn't want to become a human, he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be dead!

Just when Yuchi Baoqi thought he had escaped disaster, Xiao Xiaobao was captured directly, and Li Lizhi immediately captured Kun without any moral ethics!

At nine o'clock, Li Shimin, Empress Changsun and Su Shi were sitting in the hotel lobby listening to the storyteller. They heard that the Tianwei Army was surrounded, Lu Dongzan forced the Tianwei Army to commit suicide, and Yuchi Baoqi and his son were in danger.

Su couldn't help crying. Queen Changsun was comforting her, while Li Shimin was glaring angrily. No matter how many times he heard this paragraph, he wanted to dig Lu Dongzan out of his grave and play with it!

Yuchi Baoqi held her waist and sat next to Li Shimin: "Waiter, I'll bring you a pot of wolfberry tea. No tea."

The waiter couldn't stand being punished: "Sir, why don't you just chew it?"

Yuchi Baoqi was unhappy: "I want you to take care of it! Don't ask about my affairs!"

Su Shi looked at Yuchi Baoqi: "When the Tubo War was so dangerous, your father and you didn't tell me, why didn't you tell me!"

Yuchi Baoqi took the paper package of wolfberry seeds sent by the waiter, put it in his mouth and chewed: "Isn't it okay? What can I say? In the end, Lu Dongzan burped, my father and I are safe. , isn’t that enough?”

"Don't worry, the Tianwei Army has now expanded. With the loyalty guards, military doctors, and logistics teams, the entire Tianwei Army has 5000 people. No one will be in danger again."

The storyteller also got excited: "I saw Yuchi Baoqi looking at the flares exploding in the sky, and his reaction was extremely fast! He pulled his father Yuchi Jingde and hid directly beside the horse, allowing Tianwei Army to also Just do it.”

"Then Yuchi Baoqi himself also fired the signal flare in his arms! As the signal flare exploded in the sky!"

The storyteller was shocked: "Want to know what happened next? Please listen! I'll break it down next time!"

Suddenly there was a burst of cheers in the restaurant lobby, but unfortunately they were all boos: "Do you know how to read? If you don't know how to tell, get out!"

Li Shimin twitched his chin: "The carriage hasn't arrived yet, so you can go and finish the book. I hate this kind of appetizing thing."

Yuchi Baoqi shook his head: "I am also forced to make a living, otherwise who would reward me?"

The man at the next table spoke up: "Where is it? This storyteller comes here just looking for trouble. He does this every day, leaving a paragraph unsaid, which makes people scratch their heads. There is no one in his family who is forced to make a living. He has two sons and three His daughter works in a factory, and he doesn’t lose any money every month. Besides, he is just a fancier, not for money, but just to disgust us who listen to books.”

Yuchi Baoqi did not expect that he was such a senior eunuch. He immediately walked to the book table set up for the storyteller in the restaurant and was shocked.

"Last time, I mentioned that a flare exploded in the air. Do you readers know the type of flare?"

"The signal flare that Yuchi Baoqi unscrewed is a type of signal flare used by the Tianwei Army to mark the enemy's location, and the flare that was exploded before was used to inquire about the enemy's location."

"As soon as the signal bomb exploded, I heard a few 'boom, boom, boom' sounds. Lu Dongzan took a few steps forward to capture Yuchi Jingde and his son alive."

"Who would have known that the entire battlefield would turn into a hell on earth right after that! The shells of the Tianwei Cannon poured down from the sky, blasting so hard that the encircling army of Tubo Ludongzan was turned upside down, with blood and flesh flying everywhere!"

"That means you go up and feel a thigh, but you can't tell whose it belongs!"

"Lu Dongzan's son was so miserable that he was blown into two pieces. The upper half was crawling on the ground, and the other half was missing. I don't know where he flew."

"The Tubo army thought for a moment that the gods were punishing them, so they did not run for their lives or resist, so they knelt on the ground and begged gods and worshiped Buddha."

"Cheng Yaojin and his son Cheng Chuliang rushed directly into the formation with more than 2000 Qianniu guards. The shouts of death from those 2000 people sounded like those of nearly [-]."

When Yuchi Baoqi saw the manager of Baoli Trading Company arriving at the door, he was stunned: "It's over!"

The following is fascinating to listen to. After all, Yuchi Baoqi is an eyewitness, and the details are unmatched by other storytellers.

They were yelling and cursing for a while, but Yuchi Baoqi didn't care about it and took Li Lizhi and ran outside.

The group of people finally got on the carriage heading to Suzhou. Yuchi Baoqi collapsed in the carriage: "It's another day of driving, I'm so bored."

Li Lizhi squeezed Yuchi Baoqi's leg: "Is there anything delicious and fun in Gusu City?"

Yuchi Baoqi thought for a moment: "Eating is the only general in Gusu City who doesn't eat from time to time. Now that spring is about to begin, it should be a good time to eat pickled fresh food."

"The marinated bacon, good pork chops, and freshly sprouted bamboo shoots will make the soup so rich and delicious that your eyebrows will fall off!"

The carriage suddenly stopped, and Li Shimin got on the carriage: "Your mother and your mother went to chat. I was bored by myself, so I came here to have fun."

Yuchi Baoqi frowned, "How can I kiss my daughter-in-law Jiang Jiang Niang Niang when you are here?"

Li Lizhi listened with rapt attention: "Besides pickled fresh food, what else is delicious?"

Yuchi Baoqi sighed: "The river shrimps in early spring are just on the market. The river shrimps are peeled by hand. They are crunchy and springy. They are also extremely delicious."

"The snack is red bean dumplings, which are smaller than red bean dumplings. They are sprinkled with chopped osmanthus. They look good and taste sweet."

"It seems that the Qingtuan will not be available for another half month. The bean paste filling and sesame filling are both delicious. I like the bean paste one better."

Li Lizhi also nodded: "Anyone who doesn't like bean paste is a bad person!"

Yuchi Baoqi suddenly thought: "At this time, we should still be able to catch up with the end of the season of book-selling mutton. The mutton here is different. It mainly uses mutton, water spinach, and fried tofu in a pot. Eating one pot will make your whole body warm."